Bill's New Home

[Endrik]

it's 1 am here and I'm listnening to funk and watching Baywatch and learning Japanese, all at the same time.

[horns666]

it's 1 am here and I'm listnening to funk and watching Baywatch and learning Japanese, all at the same time.

You go boyee..how in the hell can you learn Japanese while watching Titties..that is some major multi -tasking right there.

Hell, whenever I see some nice titties..sometimes I forget my name..

[lerxstcat]

You go boyee..how in the hell can you learn Japanese while watching Titties..that is some major multi -tasking right there.

Hell, whenever I see some nice titties..sometimes I forget my name..

The kids today, the technology is making their brains evolve to do this shit! But will Endrik end up speaking Japanese like a Funkadelic lifeguard?

He could become the king of Japanese-language porn music, stealing the market before EVH thinks of it! Go Endrik, GO!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Good job Jackie, don't worry I'm still here to keep Upjohn, Philip Morris, Glass Companies,Pharmacies, the Mexicans, and all the other vice Stocks prices nice and high. And I'm doing a fine job of it, when I think about it, I've bought a couple of beach compounds for more than a few groups of organizations with my donations over the years. I'm going home now and I'm gonna fukk, it's just what's gonna happen, then it's baseball playoffs, and mind mashing material for the rest of the night. Things are lookin' good today.
Way to go Jack, that's hot shit that you are doing what you are doing. You keep it up, and don't think you're missing anything, cuz you aren't. Endy, i'll be waiting , around 3 a.m. or so?

[horns666]

The kids today, the technology is making their brains evolve to do this shit! But will Endrik end up speaking Japanese like a Funkadelic lifeguard?

He could become the king of Japanese-language porn music, stealing the market before EVH thinks of it! Go Endrik, GO!!!

Yeah..you got that Right Rich..I still can't post a pic..how long have I been here..almost five years..that's pathetic..

You go E...Be "the oriental lick master from the far East"..That was Kinison's line..he was awesome..

Tommy..I want you to dip it twice..it's good to get all that venom out ..that shit will clog your mojo..

I want to know what the fuck Peter North, takes, or does..does this dude have a four balls, an elarged prostate..what Is up with that dude..he could dowse a 5 alarm fire with his spooge..it's very impressing I must say..


Has he ever disclosed this mystery..is he just a freak of nature..does his let it build for months..could it be fake??

what's the deal with Peter North's overwhelming amount of spooge..I want to know this..this is one of those great mysteries in life I want answers..just like.. is there an afterlife, is there life on other planets, does ghost exist..Peter North's spooge..I mean WTF..

Tommy and E..your the ones to ask about this..WTF is going on here..

Ron or Rich..use you research skills and find out the secret to this miracle..

[lerxstcat]

I think he got a penile implant for on-demand erections, and had them install a refillable heated squeeze bottle of mayonnaise that's tied into his peehole! They must've have used the tank from a Supersoaker for that shit!

[horns666]

I think he got a penile implant for on-demand erections, and had them install a refillable heated squeeze bottle of mayonnaise that's tied into his peehole! They must've have used the tank from a Supersoaker for that shit!

I swear..I think he had something like that done..that just so..unnatural..

he did gay porn you know..but he seems to ejoy barely legal girls and glaze them like a donut..ya gotta respect that..the dude is reaching 50 I think..

[RacerX]

Wiki wiki wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_North_%28porn_star%29

[horns666]

Thank you Ron..


Jenna confirmed his spooge and that's good enough for me..

Peter North is like the Uli Roth of the Penis..

[atomic charvel guy]

Billy,
pm your address to me, i'll send you something that will have your pipe at attention, ready to cut diamonds, and good for a decent distance target practice session, but only once, cuz it's at attention only for the rest of the night. Great stuff i tell ya. It's like a pipe, an oak, a 442, and it feels like you're 15 again, it doesn't suck in any way. But 'ol Pete can flood a small ski town in colorado or Vermont if he's not careful. They have fluffers on all the movie sites but I don't know if they fluff Peter, cuz if they do, and that's not his 1st shot, then he is inhuman. Fill a fukkin' beer can if he wanted to.

[horns666]

Billy,
pm your address to me, i'll send you something that will have your pipe at attention, ready to cut diamonds, and good for a decent distance target practice session, but only once, cuz it's at attention only for the rest of the night. Great stuff i tell ya. It's like a pipe, an oak, a 442, and it feels like you're 15 again, it doesn't suck in any way. But 'ol Pete can flood a small ski town in colorado or Vermont if he's not careful. They have fluffers on all the movie sites but I don't know if they fluff Peter, cuz if they do, and that's not his 1st shot, then he is inhuman. Fill a fukkin' beer can if he wanted to.

..Ok , man. got it dude!!!..

[Endrik]

I'm writing the assfuck-twins guitar solo right now.

Jaa Mata

[Jack The Riffer]

"Never have oral sex with a woman when her private parts smell like a dumpster."

Now that right there is true wisdom.

[atomic charvel guy]

that right there is natural human brain teling you to bail.

[VitaminG]

you find yourself in that situation, your natural fight/flight mechanism kicks in. The wisdom is in not fighting that urge to run far, far away