Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Wecome aboard Noe..kick ass..enjoy the show..

you never know what may unfold here..

This is a special place for special people....it's Da Bomb!!:ROTF:

I don't know why that's funny..

Hey..where in the F is Emmy..it's Halloween..she's goin' nuts with the Halloween..me, I'm doin' nuthin'

I prolly said fuggums about 1,047 times today..abot 50 in the VH thread alone..it's a magical word..it instantly makes you feel good..like a orgasm..only not as good ...OK like a really bad orgasm..a horrible one..one that you almost didn't get but got anyway..and when you do get it..it's like..ah fuggit..

yeah..that's it..just like that..

here to ..Fuggums..

Bill Z Ballz

[Top Jimmy B]

Yeah, FUGGIT - that's the catch phrase over here. BillZBubbles, I'm gonna call your ass in a few days.

Tommy, I think I'm going to take your advice and get me and my gunslingers outta dodge for a week or so. I've been pricing trips to Cuba since you mentioned a break and I think I'm going to pull my babies outta school and go see uncle Fidel. A nice little pre-christmas present for my girl & boy.

Noe, thanks for the word, it is appreciated.

The upside of all this? I can spend as much of my loot on guitars & amps as I want now. Cornford Hellcat? Here I come! PRS Modern Eagle? Here I come!! I may sell my rental property(mine since before we married) and spend a few hundred grand on guitars and amps. I'd look good slinging a '58 Les Paul. :ROTF: I wonder what kate Moss is doing tonight. $400k buys a lot of blow.

[horns666]

Yeah, FUGGIT - that's the catch phrase over here. BillZBubbles, I'm gonna call your ass in a few days.

Tommy, I think I'm going to take your advice and get me and my gunslingers outta dodge for a week or so. I've been pricing trips to Cuba since you mentioned a break and I think I'm going to pull my babies outta school and go see uncle Fidel. A nice little pre-christmas present for my girl & boy.

Noe, thanks for the word, it is appreciated.

The upside of all this? I can spend as much of my loot on guitars & amps as I want now. Cornford Hellcat? Here I come! PRS Modern Eagle? Here I come!! I may sell my rental property(mine since before we married) and spend a few hundred grand on guitars and amps. I'd look good slinging a '58 Les Paul. :ROTF: I wonder what kate Moss is doing tonight. $400k buys a lot of blow.

That's the spirit Jimmy..Val is right here..I feel better now..she's moaning because she's getting laid off..I said ahhh fuggit..I'm good..we got cash..fuggit..just fuggit!

Go with the babies to Cuba..sounds NICE..very..very nice..yes, you should do that!!

Clear your head ..spend time with the kids..see your Uncle..fuggit..I like that

I wanna go too.

[VitaminG]

running away with the kids to Cuba? Starting to sound like one of those Sally Fields Not-without-my-daughter made for tv movies!

[atomic charvel guy]

Kramer vs. Tar Baby Fraser. And the winner is, by knockout in the first round, and still heavyweight champion -Tar Baby Fraser.

[Top Jimmy B]

running away with the kids to Cuba? Starting to sound like one of those Sally Fields Not-without-my-daughter made for tv movies!

Gary, comparing me to Sally fields? WTF did I ever do to you?

[Top Jimmy B]

Kramer vs. Tar Baby Fraser. And the winner is, by knockout in the first round, and still heavyweight champion -Tar Baby Fraser.

I'm going to see you at NAMM. Screw Namm, I'm going to see you at John Wayne airport and then BCB.

[VitaminG]

Gary, comparing me to Sally fields? WTF did I ever do to you?

hey, she was kinda cute in Smokey & The Bandit!

[horns666]

hey, she was kinda cute in Smokey & The Bandit!

For the love of Sir Lancelot's pointed helm..

Yes, she was, nice little pumpkin on her..Hey remember Burt Reynolds in that..he thought he was cool..those where the days when dudes didn't have to shave their balls..and chicks like mustaches and Magnum PI..

WTF happens and why do I got to pluck every fuggin' hair off my body now to be "cool"..

The ladies will call you on that shit if you slip and don't get that hair growing out your ear..I remember talkin' to one of my sweeties at the aiport ..she wanted me because I'm cool and a cop..with a Mohwak and loves Satan and Metal..you know the story..I was like a Magnum PI..

Well she was at the ripe old age of 21 and awesomely HOT..and in mid conversation she goes "Hey Bill"..that's what she called me..she goes.."Hey Bill, you got a hair growing out of your ear"..

Then she just continues with the conversation..while I'm like buring and sweating inside over this fuggin' hair..trying to be cool and like it didn't bother me..

Talk about one fucking , tiny little fuggin' hair blowing my entire fuggin' mojo..

do you know I will take those words to my grave!! :ROTF:
TO MY GRAVE!!!!!!

[lerxstcat]

Jimmy, sorry to hear about your wife losing her senses, man. That sucks, but I commend you for handling it as well as you are. Your kids come first, the fact that YOU know this and she's forgotten tells you who's still thinking here.

Taking the kids on a trip is a great idea. My slightly vindictive suggestion is to not let her know THAT you're going, or WHERE you're going. Let her have some suspense. She left, let her sweat. The last thing she'd expect is that she leaves you and you take the kids on a vacation!

You've handled worse than this, man! You'll handle this too. My thoughts are with you and your kids.

[horns666]

Jimmy, sorry to hear about your wife losing her senses, man. That sucks, but I commend you for handling it as well as you are. Your kids come first, the fact that YOU know this and she's forgotten tells you who's still thinking here.

Taking the kids on a trip is a great idea. My slightly vindictive suggestion is to not let her know THAT you're going, or WHERE you're going. Let her have some suspense. She left, let her sweat. The last thing she'd expect is that she leaves you and you take the kids on a vacation!

You've handled worse than this, man! You'll handle this too. My thoughts are with you and your kids.

AWESOME..yes..

[VitaminG]

Talk about one fucking , tiny little fuggin' hair blowing my entire fuggin' mojo..

do you know I will take those words to my grave!! :ROTF:
TO MY GRAVE!!!!!!

isn't funny how these things stay with you? You run into that girl tomorrow, she'd probably have no recollection of that whole conversation. But you're taking that shit to your grave

[horns666]

isn't funny how these things stay with you? You run into that girl tomorrow, she'd probably have no recollection of that whole conversation. But you're taking that shit to your grave

Exactly..she'll hug the shit out of me and be all happy and all I can think of is ..oh oh..Ear hair!!

[horns666]

G dude..that was almost 6 years ago..but it feels like 6 minutes ago..

[buzzsaww]

Filipina women are the biggest gold diggers on the planet. In the Marines we had a joke "They're all looking for a trip to the land of the big PX." Most people knew what was going on but the women keep on trying and there are always a few assgoblins who fall for them. No doubt your wife is being influenced by the other woman who is using your wife as a support system.

Stick to your guns Jimmy!

Bill, you know, you're probably right. Her best friend is a Filipina chick who married a 70 year old dude to gain access to the country. Guess what she did earlier this year? Yep, walked out on her husband and daughter - no warning. I know this is the impetus behind her decision - she is being led by the friend. "I married young, I have only experienced life with you..." Blah!!!