Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Hey fuggers..I just got a new roof put on my house..looks awesome..it's really fits the look of the house..unlike the crappy one that was on there..

I'm still waiting to post both my pics in Attaxe ..and that 20 year old half naked piece of ass sitting on and humping my Cobra..

I don't think I'm gonna wash that part of the car..

Well, that is all..I'm listening to the new Cradle Of Filth "Thornogarphy" ..I like it..it's the most straight , stripped down COF yet....BM elitist must be getting their Pentagrams in a bunch over this one..but I like it..fuggit..it grew on me.

Now I gotta go wack my sack..so if you'll pardon me..

Yes, Communic should pay Warrel Dane royalties..the singer does his best rippin' him off in every way , shape and form..and I will tell Warrel this ..next time I see him.

I like their music tho..but the guitarist can't even touch me..no less Jeff Fuggin' Loomis.

Been busy writing BON's music/lyrics guys..in case you were wondering..still have much to do..but I love it.

Bye fuckers,

Bill Z Bub

BTW..I didn't vote in this local election..fuggum all..they all suck.

oh..and yes, I'm very high.

[VitaminG]

new roof? That's cool. Guess you're not looking to move out anytime soon then? I remember you talking about it a while ago.


Any you feckers heard Beautiful Sin yet? Featuring Uli Kusch & Jorn Viggo Lofstad. Could be worth checking out, but I haven't heard any of their stuff yet.

[horns666]

Gary, Yes, new roof..

I'm not going anywhere..

You see, I live in COPLAND..due to residency for employment.

So with that said..my home and neihborhood will only go up in value ..when the rest of the inner city plummets..because cops, firefighter will ALWAYS need a quality area to raise their children ..I must say I have maintaned a very high quality lifestyle with the exception of a couple "silly" incidents that could happen anywhere really..

Yours truly is pretty established here..I'm the fuggin' Sheriff of Rockport..and I WILL kick the asses of who may fuck around on Rockport..this is known..

So with that said..I keep it in check here..but I can't take all the credit..there is a lot of police and fire that live here..most silly fucks know not to fuck with us..but if and when they do..they're quickly in a world of hurt..

If I need my boys..they are here within minutes if not seconds..to kick ass and chew bubblegum..for what others in this city have to waite hours for..well, because they live here too.

I have a AWESOME house..I will never find another home like this..so I am not going anywhere..it's my castle and It's mine and I will protect it and rule it with a iron fist guided by Satan himself..

Hey, I have my family on a short leashe and I'm very protective..we are NOT victims and those who "try" quickly become victims..I LOVE that!!

I like the the conveinence of the city..and I live right on the surrounding borders..

It's crappy everwhere else in the city..but if you do the crime census check..it'll blatantly show my neihborhood has far less crime than most suburbs..this is true..

They don't fuck around in "Copland"..and if they do..they are weeded out fast!

My family don't work or entertain within' the city....we go out rarely to a resturant in the burbs..but we mostly stay home..so there's a vicious SOB on duty at my place 24/7/365..

It gives me "pupose"..If I see something remotely supicious..I'm on it and confront it immediately..I love it!!

It's a GREAT neighborhood..the people here watch out for each other..and I can't get better police service anywhere else..so..fuggit.

A Copland is a totally different animal that a typical inner city neihborhood..because it's cops protecting their own..its as is easy as that..

I checked out alot of homes in the Burbs..I won't elaborate because of the "PC" factor..let's just say..I wasn't impressed...If I wanted it..I'd have it..right??

I always seem to get whatever I want..so I'm doin' something right..if it's not broke..don't fuck with it.

Yes, Cleveland does suck ass..but you'd never know it livin' in my tighly sealed, very protected pocket..

That's why my taxes are so fuggin' high..it's a non-booger tax..so we do pay for it..but it's worth it.

Besides..I chase crime..it's doesn'rt chase me.

Bill Z Bub

[horns666]

Just came back from Parent/Teacher conference..man, that's a waste of some good weed right there..

Yeah, I forgot all about today and got high..

Weird how all the kids know my name..I never seen these fuggin' kids..but they all know me..WTF??!!

I had to be all "serious" and shit...luckily Vin is doing awesome in school and the teachers love him..so that makes my job easier..that's cool..

OK Vin..you can keep the PS2..this time!

[buzzsaww]

So do they call you Bill, Anton, Mr. Zurlo, or Satan?

[RacerX]

They call him Bert!


and always ask "Hey where's Ernie?"

[buzzsaww]

Quiet n00b!

They call him Bert!


and always ask "Hey where's Ernie?"

[VitaminG]

the kids've probably seen you around. Dropping Vin off or when you've been at the shops with him or something.

I get the same thing with my kids friends. I've never met 'em before but they seem to know me already.

[horns666]

Shaddap Ron..I have 6th graders that say "I'm hot"...how do you think that makes me feel...yes, perverted..that's so wrong..Vinny tells me this, and he's not happy about it!!!:ROTF:

I look "cool" compared to all the other parents wearing beige Dockers and shit..you know,.. normal people.

I want to post something special for you fuckers..I'm going back to the basics on this one..I'm going to post my top 50 "must have" metal albums of all time..

not those faggy VH-1, or Rolling Stone bullshit lists either..this is all 100% pure fuggin' metal..but I can't post the obvious shit like ..Preist, Maiden, Sabbath..because everyone knows that stuff..

The list may go a little at a time..because I'm always high..and I have to go thru my crap and make a list..and shit like that..so fuggit.

Yeah, that's what I'll do..but not today..I'm way too high today..maybe later, if I'm not so high.

Rev. B Fuggums..aka Italian Ice...aka Bill Z Bub..

[RacerX]

Oh boy I can hardly wait!

[npacheco]

I want to post something special for you fuckers..I'm going back to the basics on this one..I'm going to post my top 50 "must have" metal albums of all time..

not those faggy VH-1, or Rolling Stone bullshit lists either..this is all 100% pure fuggin' metal..but I can't post the obvious shit like ..Preist, Maiden, Sabbath..because everyone knows that stuff..


Rev. B Fuggums..aka Italian Ice...aka Bill Z Bub..

I bet your #1 is Jethro Tull :ROTF:

[VitaminG]

not Iron Butterfly?

[VitaminG]

I have quite a pleasant beer buzz happening here.

It's been a good night - long chat to my big sis (we talk on a higher plane of existence that you "normals" wouldn't understand), catchup on the JCF with a US Fusion in my lap, chatting to some friends on this MySpace wotsit, and listening to the rain on the roof (particularly nice considering the drought-induced Lvl5 water restrictions here)

Might have to have one more before bedtime......

[Jack The Riffer]

I'm sober but my mind is still warped beyond repair.


Do you ever get scared that you'll look down and see the top of Richard Simmons' head moving back and forth?

[horns666]

Look at everyone else's enthusiasm..

Now look at Ron..

Oh boy I can hardly wait!

Dude..you need some poon, or vist bubblebutts.com or somethin'!!:ROTF:

Today is Friday..Gary, me no drinkie..just like Jack..

But I smokey...no not pole...!!

I smoke 'z bowl..

Me smoggum peace pipe..me Chief Iron Ballz..

OK..the list will be awesome..and it will be required listening by all..even Ron, ..once he shoots the sherbert..

Bill Z Bubz