Bill's New Home

[Top Jimmy B]

His sherbert probably gets stuck in all his fuggin Wookie fur.

[horns666]

His sherbert probably gets stuck in all his fuggin Wookie fur.

Yes, I know..that's why he's so grumpy..

Hey I get grumpy too..not about about the goo tho..I blow that out every now and then..ya gotta.

I get my speedos in a bunch with people..I don't like them much..they are stupid..and they suck..I can't even drive around anymore without giving everyone the fuggin' finger..this is true..

Jimmy I like your story..that dickhole at work..that's awesome..fuggums.!!!

See. see how stupid people are..we NEED stupid people like that, so we can excersize our awesomeness..!!

Rev. B Fuggums.

[Jack The Riffer]

You're right Bill, a good pipe cleaning is good for the soul.

[lerxstcat]

It's good for your testicles too! Actually the second rule of plumbing is that if you don't run a fixture at least once a week it will eventually freeze up or stop up!

The first rule, of course, is that water and shit both flow downhill.

[VitaminG]

hehehehe. Rich said "testicles"

[VitaminG]

different guitar tonight - the black N2. Full of pizza & choc fudge (ingested separately, not together) and working on the beer buzz again.

damn, I've been playing some guitar lately. Still suck, but having a blast. Seeing Nevermore has had some kind of positive effect on me. Not that I aspire to play like Loomis, I don't even try to play NM songs, but it has reignited some kind of creativity that has been missing for a long time.

[VitaminG]

hey Bill, you checked out the new Tarot yet? Just watched the vid for Ashes To The Stars on Marco's MySpace. Only one listen, but I like it! I hope they get some kind of distribution over here.

[Jack The Riffer]

Hey Bill, I got a new string stretching technique you should try out.

First you take the string out of it's packaging. Then you tie one end around your pecker. Then you stand on the other end and watch porn and let nature take it's course.

I would recommend starting with guitar strings before moving on to bass strings.

[horns666]

Hey guys, been absent..with the family and all. Vin had to go get checked out for his surgery next week..they're removing the rods in his forearm..in both bones from elbow to wrist..ouch..that sucks.

He's going to be recovering for a while ..so I took him out, fuckin' around buying metal, and some stuff for him..PS2 games..scored some used one that just came out that he wanted..for half price..I can live with that.

I'm going to take him to see Tenacious D.."The pick of Destiny"..either that or Borat..something silly.

OK..I will be starting that list..now this is the stuff I would want to grab if my house was on fire..all genres..so there's something for everyone.

[lerxstcat]

Tenacious D doesn't come out until the day before Thanksgiving Bill, at least here it doesn't. Looks like it'll be pretty funny though!

Give Vinny my best man, and tell him to take it easy for awhile after he gets those rods out. He won't have the Arm of Steel anymore! I hope that doesn't hurt too much. I don't normally recommend drugs for kids but I hope they give him some decent pain meds for after surgery.

Just don't give him your stuff Bill! A low dose for you could be an OD for Vinny, narcotics build tolerances and you've been taking them for a long time already! He'll probably have to deal with Tylenol 3 or a low dose of Vicodin. Again, my thoughts are with y'all.

[npacheco]

Yeah, Bill, give Vinny our best. Tell him to remember not to whack it as much anymore He can still do it, just not as much for the time being.

[horns666]

Yes, your right Rich.. and thank you..they just gave him Tylenol 3 last time and only took a couple..he's a trooper..I'm proud of him...doing GREAT in school and all.

Noe..thanks man..you are also right..I swear since this kid turned 12..he sure likes ALOT of "alone" time..holy shit..wow!!

yeah, he should get it all out of his system NOW..:ROTF:

Well, today is our 19th wedding anniversary..Hell I must post that..

Well, looks like that list will have to waite..been doing stuff at home..getting ready for the Surgery/Holidays/yard work ect..taking the wife out today..it's all good..

Bill Z Bub

[Fragle]

the other one was nile - annihilation of the wicked. phew....certainly extreme....i don't know yet, maybe i'll like it, maybe i won't, all i can say is that it's just TOO much to understand it at the first time. however, it won't be one of my alltime faves, i can already tell that...just doesn't get me all pumped up and stuff...

last but not least, bolt thrower - those once loyal. well, it's bolt thrower good production, simple but effective riffing, some nice songwriting ideas...8/10 i'd say. if it was more diverse it would score higher, but once again, it's bolt thrower

guys, do you know any bands along the lines of kataklysm, machine head, hatesphere - neo thrash/groove death basically - but with CLEAN vox? that'd be way cool....nevermore does just that imho, but i know every nevermore album inside out, it's time for a change dammit

oh my god, just ignore this post. that nile shit owns my balls big time it takes a while for a thrash metal/more melodic metal in general fan to get used to the sheer intensity of it, but boy does this album rock. right now i absolute LOVE their slow parts, but i'm also starting to dig their really fast parts....i remember very well that i used to think pat o'brien's stuff (cannibal corpse for those who don't know) was insane riffing and technique wise...well, even stuff like dead human collection or frantic disembowelment seems like generic power metal riffing when compared to those nile songs.

the bolt thrower record on the other hand is starting to bore me...sure, it's nice and punchy, but very repetitive....all the songs sound the same to me, and while i DO like that sound a little diversity wouldn't hurt imho....

and yeah, the question about heavy death/thrash bands with clean vocals is still not quite answered....where are the metal gurus if we need em?!?!

[horns666]

Fragile, when I wrote the song "Death Perception"..it is quite obviosly in a death/thrash style..ala Dimension Zero, The Haunted, Terror 2000, At the Gates..and ect..I thought Ty was going to sing like he did on "High Speed death Roll"..but much to my surprise he sang totally clean and powerful..it wasn't what I had in mind..but it was good..so fuggit..

what happened there was cool..for the fact that most people always say.."I love the music but hate the the vocals"..I brought this song up because it is the perfect and only example that I know of any band that actually did this..

There is bands that do the opposite like Brimstone and such that play "Power" metal and you think your going to hear clean vocals and it totally throws you with "death" metal vocals..which can work too..if done well.

BTW..I feel the same way about Bolt Thrower..pretty good but boring and generic..IMO.

[Fragle]

"what happened there was cool..for the fact that most people always say.."I love the music but hate the the vocals"..I brought this song up because it is the perfect and only example that I know of any band that actually did this.."

yep, that's about the kinda stuff i'm talking about, maybe even a little heavier musically speaking. so you don't know any bands that do that stuff, eh? well.....in the words of the eternal bevis&butthead: this SUCKS!

btw, i was just listening to samples of the latest trivium called the crusade...sounds pretty cool actually! i thought trivium was just another generic post thrash metal metalcore band, but it seems like they really got their shit together...kinda reminds me of metallica at times. but then again, i've only heared a few samples. is it any good?

edit: as for the heavy music/clean vocals thing, the vox don't need to be really clear and chimey...i don't want any high pitched screams or power metal type of singing. more along the lines of early testament or RTL era metallica. clean (read: not death metal) vocals but in an aggressive way, maybe some slight dirt at times.