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Yeah Tommy..what up wit it bro..Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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check it out G-man,
another score, and he's got more for you guys too-lol
go to Efraid of Endrik, actually, o efraid of ebay, i think it should be changed to endrik now anyway. anyone else wsted right now? i'm doing pretty good and we're only going on6:18. gonna be a fun night.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Gotcha Tommy..Tommy ..Endrick...Gary...John ..My party brothers in hell..
I don't know about you guys But I really wished there was a Hell..Man I can't waite to get there..all the Pussy, Drugs and Shredding you can handle ..and ya can't die because you're already dead..awesome!!
You can't do that shit in Heaven..only God's allowed...how ya think my horned bro got kicked out..
look at him....ohhhhhh spoooooky..BOOO.. 
Heaven is full of pussies..Hell is full of Pussy!!!!
BADDABING!!!! 
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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actually I would love to be in heaven, as you said you can't do a lot of things there but I love doing things wich are forbidden, I'd screw all those hot blonde angel girls with big titties and shaved boxes
but then again Bill, we know who god really is so I bet there's a huge orgy there all the time
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Dude , we'll get kicked out in 5.5 second if that..Originally posted by Endrik View Postactually I would love to be in heaven, as you said you can't do a lot of things there but I love doing things wich are forbidden, I'd screw all those hot blonde angel girls with big titties and shaved boxes
but then again Bill, we know who god really is so I bet there's a huge orgy there all the time
That's IF we can get in..
Peter prolly has a picture of me at the pearly gates..like some kind of fuggin' suicide bomber..along with Charles and Marilyn Manson.. and George W.
Hey, maybe I'll grow a mustache and wear an afro wig so I could sneak a peak and cop a feel before I'm busted.
YEAH!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I'd last for a long time in heaven if there's a Mrs. God....if you know what I'm saying
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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I have a feeling Mrs. God is God..Originally posted by Endrik View PostI'd last for a long time in heaven if there's a Mrs. God....if you know what I'm saying
Ummm that would explain alot..like in Dogma!
Well God does throw alot of tantrums..just like my wife does when Aunt Flow visits..very moody..whew.
God tried to drown us you know..that was 40 days of PMS!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I fucking love Dogma
I'd take Jay and Silent Bob to heaven with me and make god and all those jerk-offs there our bitches."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Those fuckers crack me up..I think they got a new movie coming out..Originally posted by Endrik View Post
Yeah Dogma rules..great movie!!
OK..I was going to continue with the list..but my sleeping pill is kicking in..fuggit.
Nighty night.sleep tight..don't let the bitches bite..
Bill Zzzzzzzzzzzzz......
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Dogma was awesome. How hot was Salma?
I don't know if there's a hell. I guess if there was, there'd have to be a heaven, given that it's proferred as the alternative. but to believe in either requires me to believe in some kind of god.Hail yesterdayComment
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Salma is god"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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This is true..Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
I believe the closet thing to Heaven is shooting your goo..you know that feeling..
I mean , what feels better than that..
I had days where I tried to shoot my goo at least 20- 30 times..:ROTF:
when I was much younger of course..Now I'm down to 1-2 a day..you know when the wife goes to sleep..
Sometimes once with her and two by myself..my Heaven would look like bubblebutts.com.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Ahhhh coming down with the flue , cold or shome shit..I feel like crap!!
Just checking in fuckers..you fuckers..you guys are fucker..but I loves ya..
cough cough...ewwwwww..help!
...FUGGUMS!!
Bill Z Blue Ballz.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Time for my afternoon shot at work, nurse!!!!! where'smy crackpipe and pills too, you can't regulate a guy like me for Godsakes.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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