Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Good to see you in fine form Tommy..I'm still sick as a salted slug..but feeling much better..living thru chemistry..it's a beautiful thing!!!

It's a funny thing ..I prayed to Satan..and I felt instanly better..so that's one more favor I owe him..that sucks..

I was going to ask him for a pay raise..but now I'll have to waite 'till after Christmas..because he doesn't like the whole baby Jesus's birthday thing..he's mad nobody but me celebrates Satan's birthday.

Because nobody knows when it is..that's very sad..to be a famous as him and nothing on the whole calendar or anything..what bullcrap..he's so influential..hell there wouldn't be ANY metal without the inspration of the ancient one.

There should be a "Hail Satan" day..I writing Congress..I mean he runs the entire show down here man and no props, no respect...nada!!!!!

If I can get that passed..Then Satan will owe me big time..then I can ask for that pay raise and bigger penis I've been wanting..and may as well get a pair of tig ol' bitties for the wife..

Anyone want me to pray to Satan for them..he listens to me..and only me.

C'mon throw me your heart's desire..I'll see if I can push it thru and put in a good word in for ya..

Bill Z Bub

[Endrik]

fuck I played tritones today...you know flat fifths, it suppose to make you evil 'n' shit

[horns666]

fuck I played tritones today...you know flat fifths, it suppose to make you evil 'n' shit

Yeah dude.."Scapegoat" is made up of mostly of Tritones..like Slayer..it didn't come out that "evil" IMO..just pretty cool..

I'm working on my most EVIL song yet at the moment..it's VERY Black metal "inspired" but doesn't sound like any black metal band that I know of..I will not disclose the title because it's so good and simple of an idea, ..people would snag it in a heart beat.. Ty LOVES it big time..it's his very favorite song so far..

These songs/ideas are actually years old..some almost 10 ..but they still sound fresh..like what's going on in the scene now..

what sucks is..people will think it sound like what all these new bands are doing now..when in fact I wrote this shit in the peak of Rap/Nu era..oh well..I didn't see that coming..but I'm glad it's here...too bad I couldn't get my shit out there before the like of Arch Enemy and Lamb Of God took off..but like I said ..I'm very glad they did..and got rid of that fuggin' Rap "metal" bullshit..that had to go..and now these kids are finally seeing what TRUE rock and Metal is all about..so you can't go back to that retarded trend ..that shit was so stuck in park compared to what's happenning now..which is cool..

Whenever I hear any Rage against the machine or Limp Bisciut ..my guts go in knotsand my balls itch..I mean it really does sound like nails on a chalkboard to me..I never bought into that whole thing..it's nothing but GHETTO bullshit IMO..and my morals and agendas are the absolute antithesis of that whole fuggin' scene..I loathe it with a passion ..that ilk shit is so fuggin' beneath me..it's a fuggin' joke..a bad joke at that. I just hate that shit..always did ..always will.

Funny thing is..I'm going on 43..I go into a Guitar Center and I'm much more ahead of the game than dudes half my age..because to them this shit is new..to me, it's old hat..like that lil' cocky prick I smoked at GC last week..he sized me up as some old school metal ..old fuck..I am..but I kept up on the evolution of underground metal this whole time..so I'm on my game..which catches some folks by surprise..

I'm really in writing mode lately..I lit a fire under my ass..and I can't waite till my dude comes back from Europe so we can lay this shit down ..I NEED to do this, it's much too good not to..

But my wife lost her job of 20 years and money is actually kinda "tight" for the first time in a VERY long time..but it's cool..I can handle it, and we're in pretty good shape.

worrying about shit doesn't help anything so FUGGIT!

[Endrik]

I love playing with different note combinations to get different moods and whatnot to express emotions and the feel. I use flat 5th alot but in a different way than most of the folks.

I've heard that people weren't allowed to make music using anything wich had to do with flath 5th/raised 4th or tritones overall. It was in the dark middle age if I remember correctly. It supposed to be the "evil/demonic note".
It indeed sounds evil, if you listen to Richard Wagner's opera "Gottardammerung" wich is full of dissonant notes, specially the flat fifths, it sounds evil and dark as hell.
Black Sabbath's self titeled song's main riff only uses a tritone (a root, a root octave higher and then a flat 5th). And it's one of the most evil songs ever, it cave birth to metal.

But the flat 5th was also banned because it was very sexual sounding and made people go horny or something. I can totally see that.
flat 5th sounds evil as hell if you play it as tritone or in minor key
but in Major....the magic happens.

I don't know much about music theory, but if you take the simple major scale and flatten the 5th, then you have a Lydian scale. The Lydian scale/mode was also "banned".
It indeed sounds very erotic and also very mystical.
It is absolutely my favorite sounding note combination/mood, it's very impressionistic.

And you know a lot of my favourite artists use that tonality. My favourite classical composer is impresionist Claude Debussy, he used tons of Lydian.
A lot of my favourite world music/folk artists are from Middle Asia, they use a lot of Lydian.
West Side Story has a lot of Lydian.
My god - Miles Davis has used a lot of Lydian
Frank Zappa who is one of my idols used tons of Lydian.
Steve Vai is Mr. Lydian. That's why a lot of his stuff sounds very "mystical".

Just put on Vai's "The Riddle" from Passion And Warfare and see how chicks' nipples go hard

I love that tonality and the moods it causes.

btw. Some of the evilest music is Eastern Europe/West Asian traditional music. A lot of flat 2nds and 5th and many other weird combinations. I think you could get tons of ideas from that stuff Bill

[horns666]

You know why I love you E...because your so..spot on sometimes..

Yes, the Devil's tritone was known to summon demons from hell. There would be demons all over the place. So many, that the villagers would trip over them..so it was banned back in the day..if you play a tritone, even by accident ..you had a wooden stake driven into your pee hole by the church and this is fact!!

Today ..Gay people are playing tritones in church on acoustic guitars while wearing pink tutus and eating meat on Friday..boy, how times have changed..God, is so understanding..what a guy!!

That whole sit , kneel , stand thing is an option too..you don't even have to do that anymore..I'd say in about 10 years or so..I predict..Taco, Pizza or Nacho cheese flavored communion wafers..

Preist..."The body of Christ"..repsonse.."Ahhhhhman that's good!!!"..:ROTF:

Bill Z Bub

[horns666]

Well, fuck my ass, what's with the double post..

Bill Z Bub

[horns666]

Man this place has been uber-gay lately..just a bunch of dumb shit..looks like I haven't missed much since I've been gone.. fuggums..

speaking of which..I must say I am fuggin' AWESOME and I want to share you my secrets!!!

..funny how I can ALWAYS make people do shit, I got that gift!! My wife got hurt at work these fucks are starting to jerk her around on the phone..then she says.."Hold on, I'm letting my husband speak for me for now on"..and gives me the fuggin' phone..within' seconds I'm getting NOTHING but yes sirs and this and thats..I just make things happen..BIG TIME!!

Heres the fuggin' deal, no matter who they are and who you talk to ..on the phone, in person or even on the stupid PC..YOU establish CONTROL immediately..you call the shots..then you end the conversation..not them..you tell them we are going talk alot, we are going to talk to each other more than our own families..I'll call them ever fuggin' day just to tell 'em what I had for lunch..I mean that!!!

I just said that to this claims adjuster "Mike"..I said.."Mike, I retired bro, I got nothing but time..so throw up as many hoops as you can man, I'm game, hell I'm looking foward to it, gives me something to do...but remeber this Mike..you have to be there watching me jump thru your hoops man..only one thing is different..I have all the time in the world..but you don't ..so bye Mike..have a nice day, ..We'll talk tomorrow"..

Now THAT's how ya take care of biz man..That's how!!!

Bill Z Bub don't get fucked..I ALWAYS do the fuckin'..

I'm the Alpha and the Omega ..the end all , be all of all things fuggin' awesome!!

Fuck yeah!!

[horns666]

OK, lets shift gears..New topic..band related!!

Ripper's geetar player John Comprix just called me..He was all hot about my Uberschall before he went to Europe and Mexico on his tour with Beyond Fear..

He has access to any fuggin' amp on the planet really..and thought my Uber was the shit..for his style and mine.

He tried a Framus Cobra, Cool, but he didn't think it was as brutal and chunky as the Uber..but I guess he played thru a Deizel and it sounded really great during one of his gigs. So, he wants to come over to try the Uber again..I said fuck yeah..he's a really good dude and the one recording my shit soon so..hey.

Besides, he really hooks me up at GC..even better than my cousin at his store.

He said he had the time of his life, playing in fron of so many people like a real , honest to goodness "rockstar"..must be nice..hehe..

So now it's Uber VS Deizel..

Last time he was here he played my strat..this time I'll put fresh strings on my Koa SD1..and let him play that.

I'll be using their drummer and he's going to work with Ty..I see a future in this..I'd open for them anyday!!!

Bill Z Bub

BTW..am I fuggin' talkin' to myself over here..where's the fuggin' love..fuckers..

[VitaminG]

I got your love right here. Giggity giggity

[horns666]

Hey G..

Ok then, well John C of Beyond fear played a Deizel during one of his shows in Mexico..I guess it sounded damn good.

So, he's coming over to listen to my Uverschall again..He played my strat last time which has a Dimarzio PAF pro with a TBX treble boost tone pot..it's very "bright"..which is very good for solos, squeals, divebomb and whatnots..especially the whatnots..

I must re-string my Koa San Simas 1 (my main baby)..The sound is much warmer and full bodied but the strings have been on that guitar for prolly a couple years, p-rolly longer..but I'm much too lazy to fuggin' change them..

I need some encouraging..so guys..with your love..make me change my strings..I'm asking ya..as a favor..

Put your boots up my hiney and make me change my string..by all means use all the colorful adjectives you can muster..it's been two + fuggin' years now..

Note to bros.. Slinkys..they may not be the best string ever made..but you can't fuggin' break them..and I'm a total asshole with the whammy bar..I actually fuggin' tried tro break them..so I'd have to change them..but NO, no breakage!

I got two more packs of Slinkys..I never used a more "durable" string..and they're CHEAP!!

ONE bad thing about Slinkys is they don't fuggin' break..so you have DEAD ASS strings that go unchanged for years..possibly decades..centuries.

So, don't buy Slinkys if you like your strings always fresh and bright but are lazy ass like me..

I don't think I will continue with my "Must Have" melal list..Ummm..I may..if I feel like it...because I'm lazy remember.

Bill Z Bub

[Endrik]

dude, WTF? same strings on a guitar more than a year?

My strings are out after a week. The high e string is dead after two days. It's probably because of my sweat wich makes the strings corrode so much.

The other thing is my playing technique, I'm brutal with the guitar, I'll break strings every day no matter wich guitar or strings I use.

I like Slinkys the most, I use a 11' set in standard E tuning, love 'em to death, they sound the best to my ears.

[guitarsjb]

Bill, go change your strings...right...this...minute!!!
Ok, hope that helped.

[atomic charvel guy]

1:33, time for my afternoon shot. Nurse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get the fukk in here, and don't forget my whippetts this time for Godsakes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Top Jimmy B]

Whippetts? I haven't heard that in years. lol

[horns666]

Oh there's the love..I can feel it..I CAN FEEL IT!!

It's supper time and the wife just made Italian Sausage and Peppers sandwiches..

Ron is on a diet..and I'm on a see food diet..I see food and I eat it..I FUGGIN' EAT IT!!!!!!

OK strings changing comes later..sausage is now!!

I will be back for more love..if I don't pass out from Sausage overload..