Bill's New Home

[sevser]

Bro...One thing I can't stand is a playa. (Ghay) But, I moped for two years after kicking my last (live in) g/f out of the house...(She is super cool and I fucked up) I finally snapped out of it took my "woe is me" head out of my ass and now I don't give a fuck! lol That attitude really does something. I am honest and genuine and don't lead anyone on.

In the last couple years I have had some really cool encounters...*Biting lip*

Jodi opened the door...I just waked in...lol I think she is too tall for my 5 foot 8 ness! lol (Damn...I do good for a short ass!)

I have to watch out on myspace who I put on my top 8 cuz it could easily be a conquest list lol

The fucked up thing is...I’m the one who wants "More". I really don't want to be a manwhore...I have this really convenient situation with my strawberry blond 21 y/o next door neighbour...She looked up at me and said..."I really love using you!" Now...THAT HURT...I should be happier than shit with this situation but, I am such a sap I really thought she liked "Me". I mean...I'll still let her have her way with me but...:OD

I do truly respect women...I was raised by them and I am raising two myself…So don’t take me as a playa fag…I just have to find that one girl who is IT! I will not settle!

One thing I have learned...30 something girls (Single ones) have really got to get that chip off their shoulder...The younger girls are actually more mentally together...And the ones over 40. (They are fun!!!)

Okay…Now I am starting to sound like Ace…lol Hey…You asked!

So...How the hell are ya Rich? Ya know I found our old friend Word on myspace. Do you still talk to him?

[horns666]

I could tell you why you're gay... hehe...

Dude, watch the 40 year old virgin..

"You know how I know your gay"..

Be lack later bros..the wife..her funk is putting me in a funk..so I'm double funked..I gotta headace!!

[atomic charvel guy]

women over 40 are extremely whacked, the younger 30 year olds are fairly bent as well, and the girls in their 20's are out of this world. Dyno-fukkin' mite!!!

[VitaminG]

I have to watch out on myspace who I put on my top 8 cuz it could easily be a conquest list lol

So that's why I'm not in your Top 8

She looked up at me and said..."I really love using you!" Now...THAT HURT...I should be happier than shit with this situation but, I am such a sap I really thought she liked "Me". I mean...I'll still let her have her way with me but...:OD

I hear ya there! That's where I get caught out. Just too sensitive, I guess. I fortunately don't have to worry about that now - I'm married, so I know my woman is just using me.

Okay…Now I am starting to sound like Ace…lol Hey…You asked!

Better than sounding like Bret or Endrik

So...How the hell are ya Rich? Ya know I found our old friend Word on myspace. Do you still talk to him?

How's Word doing? Still playing his arse off?

[Emthrax]

... the younger 30 year olds are fairly bent as well...

Damn skippy! Thanks. :ROTF:

Oh, and btw... the Victorian wallpaper in my house rules, except the formal dining room. That shit has GOT TO GO. Yikes.
Tooooo many flowers are ghey.

Hey BillZ, know how I know you're gay? Because you macrame'd yourself a pair of jean shorts.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[horns666]

Damn skippy! Thanks. :ROTF:

Oh, and btw... the Victorian wallpaper in my house rules, except the formal dining room. That shit has GOT TO GO. Yikes.
Tooooo many flowers are ghey.

Hey BillZ, know how I know you're gay? Because you macrame'd yourself a pair of jean shorts.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ahh.. I discovered that people are just born bent..it's in their DNA..

Hey, Emmy...know how I know you're gay? Because you framed an Asia poster.

[sevser]

BTW Em...You are bent in a good way!

Word is still shredin it up...Check out his profile...He is on my list.

Oh...I forgot about Brent! lol

I'll find the one...I just gotta keep looking!

[Emthrax]

ASIA!!! :ROTF:
I want a t-shirt that says "I Heart Asia", or better yet, "I Heart Air Supply".

Hey Dave, how's it goin' man! That is you, right? You're sevser, as in Severed Serenity I'm guessing. I've been wearing your band hoodie all over my new town and scaring all the little kids.
You'll meet "the one", bro. You'd be a stellar catch!
But I'm not allowed to say that cuz I'm your sis, so shhh.

[horns666]

Emmy..know how I know your gay??

Because you were a Severed Serenity Hoodie..

HEY, How do I get one of those..I don't have any cool hoodies..

Yeah, I'd look awesome in a Air Supply shirt..NICE!!!

Dave, what did you do..did ya really "fuck up".. that..did ya get caught doin' the nasty or somethin'..

whew..Yeah Myspace..Yeah Emmy and Jeri are the only girls on my page..oh there a local girl named Val too..No, not my Val..but they met many times at shows..she's a local metal bro's girl..

I'm rarely on Mysapce and I've been getting friend request and soliciting crap from girls here and there..especially after I made "friends" with Jeff of Final Velocity Performance..he's a got a huge stable of young hottie "models",..I'm still waiting to see My Cobra in that photo shoot with a half naked girl all over it..it's supposed to be on a calander..I've been waiting..his site is still under construction..I figure it'll be posted some day..

What a day that was..I got my neighbors kids and their lil' buddies playing hide and go seek in a Halloween party..and there I am..with my car..lights , cameras ..titties..great timing ...

jeez..

[RacerX]

Hey Dave, I'd like to meet Jodi at NAMM...can you help a brother out

I think I'm tall enough...

[horns666]

Ron, here talk to this guy..his name is Jeff, nice guy..he seems to be doing pretty good for himself..he brought 5 of them over here..as my neighbor's kiddies were playing outside..

..http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=101894106

just imagine that for a moment..

"Shawnna" was my model..

[RacerX]

No skanks!

[horns666]

No skanks!

She was a cutie..that one anywhoo...I couldn't get Vinny from hiding behind me, I never seen him so bashful..it was his birthday , she gave him a smootch....she was ummmm....nice??

Even Val thought so..

Vinny is going to be a MAJOR lady killer..he already is!!!

I sent a couple pics (Val & Vinny) to Emmy..since I'm too dumb to post pics..

But I'm not ready to be a grandpa for about 15 years..I'm not asking for much..

[VitaminG]

I don't have many girls in my friends list on MySpace either. Em, Jeri, Annah, a couple of girls I met at concerts. My list is mainly made up of JCFers!

[atomic charvel guy]

hey Emtatico,
you're not anywhere close to the girls i'm talking about, i'm talking removal of reason and accountability in a human being, much like myself-lol, you's the cat's pajamas in my brain.