Bill's New Home

[Emthrax]

Dude, that is just messed UP!!
Did you see the Halloween SouthPark where Satan dresses up in a school girl outfit like Britney Spears? :ROTF:
That's what comes to mind, and that is a scary scary thought.


Originally Posted by horns666
I bought a prostate massager, schoolgirls outfit and some anal lube. It came with a free vibrator about 7 inches long, which I love using on my ass.

I am so very gay!!

[horns666]

Oh..I am Gay...Fuck fuck fuck fucky...fucK!!!

fuck my ass with a rusty chainsaw..I wanna lop off my pud and beat this piece of shit gay ass fucky computer with it..this fucking faggoty fuckbox!!!!

I posted a fuggin' book to Emmy..a BOOK..all about my stupid bro-in-law..and my PC just turned off.. it went ..POOF!!

The power poofed...I mean off..I had to boot the fucker up again..that shit always happends on the long ass shit I write never on the short little shit things..

Fuck me in a radio flyer woody wagon weelin' down mount Everest eatin' Peppermint patty's ass!!!

FUCK I SAY!!!

[Endrik]

that's sad Bill, but there are a lot of worse things....like Italian midget porn

[horns666]

that's sad Bill, but there are a lot of worse things....like Italian midget porn

Hey my wife's an Italian midget...hahhaa..no she's not..but at 4' 10" not far from tho..she's actually Sicilian/Romanian..50%/50%..that's close enough..

me I'm 100% Dago...does it show..???

[horns666]

Emmy..did I actually say that..It sounds familiar..I'm always high..it's not for my ass...you gotta believe me..

Originally Posted by horns666
I bought a prostate massager, schoolgirls outfit and some anal lube. It came with a free vibrator about 7 inches long, which I love using on my ass.

I am so very gay!!

[Top Jimmy B]

Look at me signing in during the ass talk, again.

[Emthrax]

Jimmy, that always happens to me too.
But then, this whole thread is pretty much ass talk. Bwahahahaha!

BillZ, I love this!!!
"Fuck me in a radio flyer woody wagon weelin' down mount Everest eatin' Peppermint patty's ass!!!"

[horns666]

Jimmy, that always happens to me too.
But then, this whole thread is pretty much ass talk. Bwahahahaha!

BillZ, I love this!!!
"Fuck me in a radio flyer woody wagon weelin' down mount Everest eatin' Peppermint patty's ass!!!"

I was so pissed I was speakin' in tongues..I have no control of what I say sometimes..it just comes out..sometimes in line at the bank..

Jimmy...you are my ass talk magnet..I swear..

[Endrik]

Bill, have you noticed that a lot of times live recorded bass (and also drums) sounds way better than in the studio. All the room acoustics, ambience and the air from PA makes the sound massive as hell.

I found this old vid, it's a stadium concert, just listen how the sound is crushing, specially on the downbeats when kick drum and slapping on the E string are syncopating. The intro is about 1 minute, after that the mayhem starts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHf7DvVpeiU

[horns666]

E yes I have with my own recording..John has a live video of a concert and the bass and drums sound pretty damn good on it..and it was just recorded on a ol' VHS recorder..I'm going to make copies of those somehow and send them out to you!!!

John has the DVD tranfer from tape..he never posted a video..anyone here could assist on that one..it would be cool..you guys can actually see me in action totally drunk off my ass in my VH trib..doin' my solo..I want you guys to see that!!

That was are second show..but it still gives a good I dea of what I do..

[Endrik]

you can send a copy of that DVD to me, I can rip it to another format and upload it to net.

[Emthrax]

Ughhh... I am STILL unpacking my house! I have sooo many boxes and tons of paper, I'm gettin' there.
But I have to say I did not realize how many vases I have. I have freakin' TON of them! Why do I have so many?
I haven't seen them all grouped together like this before, if BillZ saw these he'd have an attack. He'd have to stick his pud in all of them.
I keep pulling shit out these boxes, unwrap it, dammit... ANOTHER Voz.
Damn you and your pud, BillZ!!!!
If anyone saw me unwrapping all these vases they'd think I'm cuckoo because I'm laughing everytime I discover yet another one. o_O

[horns666]

you can send a copy of that DVD to me, I can rip it to another format and upload it to net.

E..John has it..that may be what I have to do..John is quite busy lately..

[horns666]

Ughhh... I am STILL unpacking my house! I have sooo many boxes and tons of paper, I'm gettin' there.
But I have to say I did not realize how many vases I have. I have freakin' TON of them! Why do I have so many?
I haven't seen them all grouped together like this before, if BillZ saw these he'd have an attack. He'd have to stick his pud in all of them.
I keep pulling shit out these boxes, unwrap it, dammit... ANOTHER Voz.
Damn you and your pud, BillZ!!!!
If anyone saw me unwrapping all these vases they'd think I'm cuckoo because I'm laughing everytime I discover yet another one. o_O

ooooh..Voz..

You goy your hand full there nad yes it would be the vozes driving me nuts ..it would be all those boxes..that would drive me CRAZY!!

I can't even imagine packing up and moving my cds..alone..

OK guys..my insomnia has kicked in FUL force..I have been on this thin ALL night and all day..non stop..like a dick..I need to rest my eyes..they're going goofy..I'm seeing double and shit..and I gots a headache,,

Remember when Buckwheat said.."I got a headache in my stomach"..and that dude Mr. Hood told him "You give me a stomachache in the head"..that was funny!!

I don't know why I thought of that..I'm gettin' giddy..

OK I'll see ya later guys..

[sevser]

FUCK this thread grows too fast!!!

I need to clarify...(Well...I don't really NEED to but I'd feel better ;O)

No I didn't get caught doing the nasty...I have NEVER messed around...I simply know Fiona was/is a amazing human being and she happens to have a very sexy exterior...I caved in under pressure...(kids,x's and life in general)That’s what I mean by fucking up. We get along great but she is still bitter...I let her be. I just have nothing bad to say about her.

As far as Myspace goes...It a very cool place if people use their heads...I do not use it to pick up girls...as a matter of fact many girls I have met joined after I told them about it...BTW...I don't have any conquests on my front page! (Top 16) LOL I have to get that right out since my Sis Em is on there...(Damn hot for a sister though ;O)

People are full of shit on that site like many others...I have nothing to hide and like my Bro Bill the might Z Bub...I don't say anything I can't back up and I just usually dont say shit!

So I wasn't braggin back there...I just know I'm in a comfy place that I feel easy about sharing...Now, if Johns Cleveland site was more active I'd be sharing there haha!

I actually think my sex life is a gong show for the most part...But I'm all good with that! Better than NO sex life I always say!

RON: I really wish I could have had the time to get together with you when I was down seeing Tina...The long distance thing didn't work out but she is very cool to hang with and we were going to try to get you and Bob Kulick to meet us at the rainbow but we were too exhausted from Vegas...One big regret not getting that together :O( See...I can drop names too! LOL

So...If you are at NAMM...Say hi to Jodi...She will be with Godin. The artist she represents is Chris Madsen and very cool guy! Great player...Not metal...Not at all! She is taking our bio down with her.

Okay…I feel betta!