Bill's New Home

[Endrik]

smooth jazz is probably the best but funk is damn crazy, you don't even have to listen to it while you're at it, it's inside of you, folks are saying to me..can't you just stand still...why the heck are you dancing like a glown

[horns666]

hey, that girl forgot the bottom half of her outfit!

She sure did..her minge is right at the bottom of that dress..she kept pulling it down, it kept creeping up on her..which was very nice!!

[lerxstcat]

She sure did..her minge is right at the bottom of that dress..she kept pulling it down, it kept creeping up on her..which was very nice!!

Catch that smell and I HIT the roof!

Bill, you lucky mofo! Well, if it's not me doing that, I'm glad it's you!

[El_Kabong]

As this is my 666th post, I hereby dedicate it to BILL>

[horns666]

Thanks broseph Rich..umm life could be worse..

El Broseph, congrats, that's my post of "value"..take a look at my post count..see.

Boys, I was listening to Van Halen today..it's been a long time....memories!!

Maybe because they were inducted into the Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame..and I always thought it was long overdue..years ago. NO, mention of them on any local news!!

Man, I love "light up the sky"..that still gives me schills!!

My favorite VH tune to play, and we had to drop it from the set list to make room for the "hits"..well, it paid.

[buzzsaww]

I knicked my sac!!! AAARRRGGGGG! I'm bleeding everywhere :ROTF:

[VitaminG]

dude! You right for toilet paper? Cigarette papers will work too

[horns666]

I knicked my sac!!! AAARRRGGGGG! I'm bleeding everywhere :ROTF:

Buzz man, I hate that!!

was a disposble bic..did you catch the seem..

does you shower look like that scene in Psycho..

I know...why do we do this to ourselves..

..bwwaa..put some..hah...put ..put a peice of toilet paper on it..

Put your Mawashi on!!!!!!!!

[buzzsaww]

hurt for a minute but it's stopped now, LOL now i'm all perty

[RacerX]

and ghey






J/K

[buzzsaww]

knicked the seam with scissors no less "cause scissors should be safer" LOL
fuck me the mawashi is like impossible to put on by yourself. it's like 30 feet long.

Buzz man, I hate that!!

was a disposble bic..did you catch the seem..

does you shower look like that scene in Psycho..

I know...why do we do this to ourselves..

..bwwaa..put some..hah...put ..put a peice of toilet paper on it..

Put your Mawashi on!!!!!!!!

[buzzsaww]

I can send a picture, I know you want one

and ghey






J/K

[RattleHead]

I knicked my sack once. Horrible experience.

[horns666]

scissors!!!????

Holy bleeding ballscak Batman..NEVER use scissors!!:ROTF:

I KNOW!!

Rattle..you too, shit, I was going to give it once over tonight..but forget it..fuggit..it can fuggin' waite now!!

But I do have to wash my ass..but that's it..

Later dudes..good luck

OH..Buzz..you bwahhaa..you got to put peices of toliet paper on that..that's what I do, if it don't stop bleeding..put a piece of white bread on it..:ROTF:

seriously..the stratch in the bread helps stop the bleeding..just shove a slice of bread in your undies under your beanbag..that should help..

talcum powder too..while you got the bread tucked under your sack..sprinkle some baby powder on it..till it looks like a canolli..that's what I do..


Dr. Bill Z Ballz..

[RacerX]

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