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  • is that really so newsworthy anymore?
    Hail yesterday

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    • Hey, in this thread? Everything Bill does is newsworthy! AHAHAHAHA!!!
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • Well the woman at the soapland was happy to see my neatly trimmed sac, sans bread and talcum of course
        1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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        • Originally posted by buzzsaww View Post
          Well the woman at the soapland was happy to see my neatly trimmed sac, sans bread and talcum of course
          Bwhaha

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          • Hehehe, Argos, soaplands rule, it will be much more fun when my japanese improves and i can get into the high end ones. if your japanese stinks you cannot get into the FS places but if she likes you, you can get her number for later
            1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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            • Tell me about it. My Japanese is pretty decent. They're pretty fun...er...uh, so I've heard! But they can be expensive.

              Careful, though. Last time I was there I was walking around Kabuki-cho with a Irish friend of mine. We'd had a few Guinness' in Harajuku shortly before and my buddy wanted to go to a few soaplands. Despite our decent Yapanese, we were promptly denied entry:

              Doorman: Japanese only, gomen nasai!

              Irishman: What the fuck do you mean Japanese only?

              It went downhill from there. Within minutes we were surrounded by angry men in suits and I was desperately and drunkenly explaining to them that my friend had a few too many pints and we would just be on our way. Two men followed us out of Kabuki-cho and made sure we went to the train station

              We went back to drinking and cursing and ended up falling alseep on the Tobu-Dobutsu-Koen line. We ended up two hours away from our intended destination and were stuck in the middle of nowhere for a night--thank god for beer in vending machines!

              Have fun with the ladies out there--I know I do
              Last edited by Argos; 01-10-2007, 03:58 AM.

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              • no trim on your crotch then no trim on your meatwand out here, I'm serious. Girls are not into lots of hair hanging off of you, except on my head, out here. As Dr. evil says, there is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking i tell you-lol
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • Heh I can tell you why you weren't allowed in, being gaijin was only a small part of it.

                  @Tommy, so true so true, i mean i hate it on a woman why the hell would she like it on me.
                  1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                  • we're filthy hairy buzzards to women out here unless you get the clippers out and get rid of the hedges around your groceries, armpit mowings a must, and your back is just a given in every state I think, ya know.
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                      we're filthy hairy buzzards to women out here unless you get the clippers out and get rid of the hedges around your groceries, armpit mowings a must, and your back is just a given in every state I think, ya know.

                      That's gospel..the book acoording to Tommy!!

                      Yes sir, this ain't the 70's..The Smokey and the Beanbag ..starrng Burt Reynolds ...that look is out. You ain't getting any tail lookin' like that..well unless your old and already married your tail with the grassy knoll 40 years ago..

                      Soapland...Nice!!


                      I knew the girls at the Bath and Body at the airport and YES..we had this very conversation..but I have this conversation everwhere I go..even in line at the bank..
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • people suck.

                        no further comment necessary.

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                        • chinese girls are a lot of fun
                          1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                          • I don't have any body hair, chicks dig that A LOT.
                            Humans don't really need any hair becuase we don't live in forests and need extra warmth. Head-hair, eyebrows and eyelashes are a must for the looks though.
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                            • Chicks dig nasal hair - I gots loadsa that. Ear hair too. Damn, but I'm lookin' good!

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                              • Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                                Head-hair, eyebrows and eyelashes are a must for the looks though.
                                I dunno, I do good without the "head hair". I look better with out it I think. I definetely get more tail without it.

                                I don't know that they could pay me enough to have hair since I shaved my head. Actually, I wanna get my head lasered so I never have to shave again.

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