Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Yeah, I didn't mention anything until I knew what's up.

Emmy, I will tell her, she'll be fine...she's got me!!

We been thru worse, right now it's only money mainly, that's what bothers her..she's in no MAJOR pain at this time...just achey. This gives her a good reason to relax at home and watch TV..which she does..ALOT!

She'll be OK..just like me, I'm all fucked up too..but I do alright...I guess.

[Emthrax]

Well aren't you two just a mighty fine pair?

Both of ya on Vicodin... wheeee!!!

[lerxstcat]

Sorry to hear of Val's problem, Bill, but at least y'all know and can deal with it.

Now y'all need a machine designed so y'all can have sex, where you're both strapped in so your backs can't move, and the machine does all the movement!
:ROTF:

[horns666]

Sorry to hear of Val's problem, Bill, but at least y'all know and can deal with it.

Now y'all need a machine designed so y'all can have sex, where you're both strapped in so your backs can't move, and the machine does all the movement!
:ROTF:

Oh, that's not right Richard!!

Well, not yet anywhoo...

BTW, did you know, Jason Becker still has sex..that's what he said in a interview via his eyeballs..that could keep ya happy I guess...I did NOT know that!

Yeah, Val gets pretty loopy on Vicodin...wheeeewwweee boyeeee..It's the first time in 20 years Val wanted to "talk"..and TALK she did..I have no clue what she said..but she was talkin'..

[buzzsaww]

That freakin hurts! I hurt myself in the gym a few years ago, same exact injury. I have not been the same since.

[horns666]

That freakin hurts! I hurt myself in the gym a few years ago, same exact injury. I have not been the same since.

Me neither bro, That's why I'm retired..I fucked up two discs in my neck fighting with that asshole on the plane..and two discs in my back years before that when we were rammed by the car we were chasing..I gave both those fuckers a souvenier to remeber me by..I think of them when I'm hurting and they think of me when they look in a mirror..fuggums.

The wife and I both have arthritis from our heads to our asses..it's wonderful..she'll be 39 on the 15th..both of us fucked before 40..

I eat pills like Good N Plentys..I chew 'em and savoir the flavor..fuggums.

People suck cock..whenever an asshole dies..I get wood.

[buzzsaww]

I have a dead friend who always said if he was to get back at someone he would stab em in the ass so they'd think of him every time they would sit down or take a shit

[atomic charvel guy]

Give the valerooster my best sweet William. Spoil her a little bit and munch out in bed with her while you go on a movie bender or something.
I officially declare people's parents, wives, husbands, brothers, sisters ,cousins, aunts, uncles, friends, etc. officially safe from now on, the jCF and surronding boards have had enough and i'm starting to get pissed, so the Badmin says it ends now. I mean fukk this shit, the news turns good , and good only for a long time starting now.
Stay out of harms way everyone, that'smy job, and harm is in for it let me tell you!!!!!!

[horns666]

Give the valerooster my best sweet William. Spoil her a little bit and munch out in bed with her while you go on a movie bender or something.
I officially declare people's parents, wives, husbands, brothers, sisters ,cousins, aunts, uncles, friends, etc. officially safe from now on, the jCF and surronding boards have had enough and i'm starting to get pissed, so the Badmin says it ends now. I mean fukk this shit, the news turns good , and good only for a long time starting now.
Stay out of harms way everyone, that'smy job, and harm is in for it let me tell you!!!!!!

Thanks guys..Hey Tommy I'll think I'll take your advice..it's actually been a while..

Yeah, Today is Fuggin' Family Fun night at the Zurlo's..tonight the boy wants to watch Jackass2 and grab some pizzas..that sounds mighty good to me!!

Buzz that's right..do onto others as they do onto you..but worse..I say..fuggums!!

John, still thinkin' of you bro..you rule with the strength of 10 men!!

Well guys..have a great weekend..have fun, stay safe and relax..

I'll be out for a day or two..to hang with my pack.

Keep this place warm, ..

666 Horns up!!!

Rev. B Fuggums.

[npacheco]

Give Val my best Bill...

Big FUGGUMS shout out so that all goes well.

[Top Jimmy B]

I'm sorry to hear your wife is in pain, Bill. Although, pain in the back is probably a nice break from the pain you've been in her ass for twenty years.

[VitaminG]

nice one, Jimmy. That was touching

[lerxstcat]

I'm sorry to hear your wife is in pain, Bill. Although, pain in the back is probably a nice break from the pain you've been in her ass for twenty years.

Yeah, Bill's main regret is that that pain in the ass is only psychological!

[atomic charvel guy]

at least it's not like they have to have "crack sex", where both sex partners are so paranoid from smoking a ton of coke and doggie style is the only position they can do because they're too busy both looking out the window for the cops, FBI, etc.-lol
I hope everyone is getting well, stronger, richer, happier, and of course, schnockered, it's Friday night and friday night 's alright for bending.
Have a good one.

[Top Jimmy B]

Man, page three. Where did Bill go?