Bill's New Home

[horns666]

ARGGHHH...Fuck!!

My Wife Sucks!!!

After a very bad day with back pain..I needed a good night sleep in my bed. I never sleep with my wife because my stupid dog Pico took my spot in bed..whenever I'm in bed he jumps all over me. I always sleep on the couch downstairs. That usually is not a prob, but I must have slept wrong or something..SO..

I go to bed last night and my fucking EVIL, Troll of a bitch wife (Phantasm troll) pokes me ALL fucking night..becausde I was snoring..SNORING!!!

It's OK if Pico jumps all over me all night..and must tolerate that bullshit.

Needless to say after a night of playing (poking the bear)..I unleashed a tsunami of verbal brutality towards my wife that was mindboggling..I must admit it was quite amusing..I was Sooooooooooo fuggin' pissed..I still am!

I even grabbed a pair of jeans of hers and said "Ya see this, I'm tearing them up"..lucky for her they were durable..and I couldn't rip the fuckers..

Now, I have to go shopping for a weight bench for my son with my back fire and with NO sleep...bitch!

I KNOW why MANY guys must get fucked up , drunk, and numb to go home to their stupid ass wives..The very reason "Happy Hour" was invented..a time after work to get NUMB at the nearest pub before going home to their succubus ..

FUCK!!!!!
..and FUCK ALL Cleveland bands, they ALL suck ass!!

I WILL annihilate every fucking band around here when my time comes..I will not leave one fucking band standing..that I promise!!

[Cleveland Metal]

ARGGHHH...Fuck!!

I WILL annihilate every fucking band around here when my time comes..I will not leave one fucking band standing..that I promise!!

Then what will you do the rest of the week?

[horns666]

Then what will you do the rest of the week?

I dunno..

[atomic charvel guy]

come out here to take in twinkie sunsets.

[horns666]

come out here to take in twinkie sunsets.

That sounds good to me Tommy..although I'd prolly look like a pudgy Borat on the beach..:ROTF:

My wife apologized to me about 1000 times..I'll waite 'till she's really sorry..just playing hard to get..so she does me super good later..

What was she thinking???..why do some people find it tempting to poke this bear..I could be such a nice guy..

I'm better now..with the help of my friend Xanny.

[atomic charvel guy]

new record xanny mark achieved in BCB,-lol.
pm for details, what ahhhhhhhh, riiiiiiiyaaaaaaaht! Yawn, talk to you guys later.

[Endrik]

Is it me or people have gone nuts lately where I live.

Just a couple of days ago I was in this stupid ass mall. Man I fucking hate malls and shops with passion.
It was like 10 am or something.... Why the fuck I went to that fucking place so early???
So anyway I saw some fucking jerk-off who I knew from the high school days. He is coming to me, says "Yo Endrik, how is it going man". I'm thinking why the fuck I have to see all those Liivalaia (the school's name) douchebags all the time, I have enough of seeing their stupid faces all the time ....yeah it was a great time back then....a lot of wild shit was happenin'.... but it was then, and this is now.... I don't really have anything in common with these people except that we all went to that retarded school wich reputation is possibly the worst in the whole fucking country. Needless to say I was one of the sickest motherfuckers in that school, and my class was abso-fucking-lutely the worst in the school's history.

So I'm saying "Hey-Hey, I dunno man, why don't you tell me.... but what have you been doing lately (like I care)... sucking a lot of dicks?" He's like "What!??!?!!?" I say "Dude but you are a cocksmoker" He says "fuck you man" I say "dude I'm just kidding (yeah right)" he is doing his stupid laughter "ahhh ahhh ahh" and then goes "but I have this car buisness going on" I reply "man, that's fucking gay" he's like "no it's not, I like it, are you doing something better" I say "off course I am, I'm slacking like nobody's biz' " He says with his stupid voice "no, seriously" I say "yeah seriously, what's here to do man, watching TV and jerking-off.... but sometimes if I'm not that busy I go out and find some stupid blondes and fuck them in the ass" he shouts "hey, there's a lot to do here" I reply "yeah it is if you are a complete fucking moron" he says "well, yeah, anyway, what are you doing here" I say "I'm here because of the fucking Aerosmith tickets" He "Oh so you are going" I "damn right I'm going, I'm not buying that expensive paper to wipe my ass" he "I'm thinking of buying the tickets too" I with very cocky voice "dude, do you even care about them, you can impress chicks with other ways too" he's like "I like some of their stuff" I "what stuff, you probably never listened to Toys In The Attic" He "mmmm, let me think, I like that Armageddon song" I reply "man, you are such a pussy and wannabe, it's the worst song ever" he says "man, I'm in hurry I have to go(my ass), bye" I'm like "ehhhh".

I was glad that I got rid of that motherfucker. So anyway I went to the music store and as always checked out the jazz section to see if there's some good new stuff. They played some good shit on the store, but the lights were too bright there, I fucking left. So I bought the Aerosmith tickets. There was even some cameraman who filmed the people who were in the ticket line. That dude pissed me off, doesn't he have anything better to do, I wanted to punch him but you know I'm not a violent guy so I fantasized how I Rocky Balboa'd him.

Then I went to a book store.... I fucking hate reading, I don't care about books, I was checking out the guitar and porn magz. But then I saw a KISS book "Behind The Mask"... I've never read it, so I bought it...hell it's KISS after all.

I'm on the second floor of that mall, to sit down for a little bit and drink my Dr. Pepper wich I bought. Man, as usually the place is loaded with teenagers who probably are too "busy" to got to school. There's all kinds of 'em, punks, skaters, emos, trendy posers etc. These people are really amusing to me. I'm sometimes observing them with my firends. Sometimes we even rate all the chicks there with very LOUD voice ala "I give 7 points to that chick's ass"...they'll go pretty red in the face...

So I'm sitting on this bench, stairing around a bit with my "don't give a fuck" attitude and then start drinking my Dr. Pepper and checking out my KISS book. Suddenly a couple of chicks are sitting on my bench. One of them says to another that she goes to get some coffe and snakcs and will be back in 15 minutes. So this chick who stayed obviously didn't had nothing to do. She actually looked pretty cute in the face but she was kinda chubby... not too much though.

I noticed she was stairing at me for a while and then had the courage to ask what time it is (she really didn't give a fuck about the time really). I said it's about half 11. She asked what I was reading, I said about KISS. She said "what". I said "It's a book about KISS, you know the legendary rock'n'roll band, and probably about their wild life and thousands of groupies they had sex with" She was smiling and "oh really". Man it was pretty obvious that she just loves the cock. She was fucking horny as hell. Then she talked some shit about her last day and whatnot.... I didn't give a fuck, It would have been a very easy lay but I was fucking tired and I'm not into chubby chicks. I wanted to go home.... she asked "where are you going?" I replied "I have to go home, my fat stupid bitch is waiting for me". She looked confused. I was glad to get out of that place. I went to home and saw a couple of bums and a couple of more ex-Liivalaia dudes. What the fuck is wrong with all these people, why the fuck they have to be around all the time....

[horns666]

EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...Bwahahahahaa...Jeez..that was awesome..

I MUST read this again later..I gotta finish homework with the kid..I'll be back..if I don't pass out.

[atomic charvel guy]

you've snapped an Estonian twig and are screaming for change. By the way, things are gettin' good, maybe there will be an arrival after all. It's been so nice out, the factory is in full production at the moment.

[RattleHead]

Holy Fucking FUCK!!! I don't know what to say, the boys still got it. They still fucking got it.

[RattleHead]

Holy Fucking FUCK!!! I don't know what to say, the boys still got it. They still fucking got it.

[RattleHead]

Wow...my browser totally glitched out. I'm not fixing those...

[RacerX]

Damn, Endrik you are an asshole! I bet your (butt)buddy is whining about you to his message board right now!

[atomic charvel guy]

poppycock, endbat is the voice of a new generation that I am slyly feeding ideas to-lol

[VitaminG]

holy shit, Jason Mewes has hacked Endrik's JCF account!