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  • Oh, 13 years ago today..March 27th, 1994 I exchanged over 90 rounds in a police shooting..

    I knew today was special..

    It's nice to be able to talk about it..and get to know my son.

    That was a close one!

    Bill Z
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • it must be time.....for Jimmy B to come visit Bill's thread. The discussion has once again turned to the eating of the ass
      Hail yesterday

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      • African girls have more fun!
        1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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        • Ahhhhh that's fucking sick! So did you eat it?

          Originally posted by El_Kabong View Post
          Godamnit! Next time I order a London Broil, cut into it and have a giant cist explode with puss on my date, I will think it's Billz goo cockblocking me.
          1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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          • Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
            it must be time.....for Jimmy B to come visit Bill's thread. The discussion has once again turned to the eating of the ass

            yup, dats rite G!

            ...and here comes Jimmy..badda bing!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • uhh..yeah... Bill... you can't cornhole your wife... not to mention ass to mouth ...everything has its disadvantanges
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • Some wives can be corntrolled, and some wives cannot be corntrolled. It's a sordid state of affairs and all the ass kissing in the world won't make a differrence. I love the fact that i'm 16 yers old.
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • I wouldn't know about that shit, I can't even controll myself... and specially the beetling element in my pants.
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • A lot of these bands totaly blow balls.....

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                    • It's all about the glam days with Britny Fox, Stryper, and Dokken type bands.If anyone has no clue to Dokken just you tube them you will see

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                      • Originally posted by 69buickman View Post
                        It's all about the glam days with Britny Fox, Stryper, and Dokken type bands.If anyone has no clue to Dokken just you tube them you will see

                        Yes alot of bands today certainly DO blow balls..but there is MANY that kick ass!

                        just like back in the day with Dokken, Ratt, Rough Cutt, Stryper, Loudness, TNT , Y & T and so on..I can't take Enuff Z Nuff or Pretty Boy Floyd tho..I can't listen to that stuff without the urge to suggadick...way to "femmy" for my liking..but that's just me.!

                        BTW..Welcome to my not so humble abode..I am your ruler and master...which is a good thing.

                        You want "metal"..I know metal..from classic to modern..everything from A to Z..that's what I do!

                        Bill Z Bub
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • fuck metal, I want more penis, fart and tittie jokes
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • My wife is being such a fuck today..I swear.

                            I wanna punch her in the face with my dick!!

                            I actually told her that in the grocery store today and some dude in the produce section completely lost it when he heard that, he couldn't fuggin' breathe...which made us all laugh!

                            Then this cute cashier calls me "Honey"..so I call her "dear"..then I says to her..we talk better than me and the wife..she's calls me asshole and I call her whatever fuggin' comes to mind..then she starts laughing..

                            That's what I do, I walk around all pissed off and say stupid shit that amuses people..that's my job!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • shit, that's what I do most of the time but there's always women who make bitchy face and are embarassed and then there's women who find that kind of stuff to be hilarious.... I usually say "what the fuck are you looking at... suckacock" to the ones who act like princesses.... the cool ones usually end up being in bed with me
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • You Go E...Yeah..I like sayin' that too.."ahhhh..wannasuggadick?''

                                I blow off the "bitchy" ones..I can out-bitch any bitch..

                                I get alot of practice with the wife..

                                I don't give a fuck..I can make anyone STFU when I say STFU..that's what I do..

                                I get alot of practice with that too..

                                Well, it's true.

                                I'm gonna make down to Estonia one day bro..I really want to..how much for a round trip ticket..I dunno. Would ya put me up for a day or two, and pick me up from the airport?..I just want to check out the sites for a couple days and bail..I'd probably wouldn't want to leave.
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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