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  • #6841
    Drugs always help... except when they hurt... but that's when you run out, so don't run out!

    Welcome back Billiam! Don't think of it as a birthday, it's the anniversary of your 18th birthday! So how long have you been 18 now? That's good! The more experience you have being 18, the more fun it is!

    Party ON, Wayne!! Party ON, Garth!
    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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    • #6842
      Drugs always help... except when they hurt... but that's when you run out, so don't run out!

      Welcome back Billiam! Don't think of it as a birthday, it's the anniversary of your 18th birthday! So how long have you been 18 now? That's good! The more experience you have being 18, the more fun it is!

      Party ON, Wayne!! Party ON, Garth!
      Ron is the MAN!!!!

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      • #6843
        That's exactly what I'm doing this fine monday morning.
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • #6844
          Wooohooo!

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          • #6845
            Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post
            Drugs always help... except when they hurt... but that's when you run out, so don't run out!

            Welcome back Billiam! Don't think of it as a birthday, it's the anniversary of your 18th birthday! So how long have you been 18 now? That's good! The more experience you have being 18, the more fun it is!

            Party ON, Wayne!! Party ON, Garth!
            ...Nice Richard..what a cool way to look at it. Only if I only knew then what I know now..hell, I'd rule the world and then some.

            Seriously, If I had a time machine..I don't know if I would change a thing, I learned equally from the bad times as well as the good..

            I think I would change some things about how I did some things..mostly concerning my wife and son. But I been pretty good I guess..I think I did a good job so far.

            My way of doing thing are certainly not normal or conebtional but it certainly works..or at least get the results I want.

            I wished I didn't have to be the person I am with people..but this is not a perfect world. In a perfect world..I would always be a nice guy..

            ummm..this is why I take the drugs..to help me be that nice guy..or at least tolerate assholes...this is so true.

            OK guys, I'll be back..must take care of a few things (dealing with asses)..my usual. Workers Comp giving my wife a pain in the ass again..which means I can't be a nice guy..that's too bad..for them!!

            Fuggums..I actually said that to one asshole from the BWC.."ahhhhhhhhhh you guys are assholes...fuggums"

            such is life..

            Hey Tommy..I missed your call bro (xanny stupor)...Valerie said you yelled into the phone so loud , you actually hurt her ear drum..how awesome is that...NICE!!:ROTF:

            Well, I did tell her you're in Cali..you got to talk LOUD from over there..
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #6846
              "COCSUCKER!!!!!"..

              Yep, I just got off the phone and called this asshole (Mike Ward) a "Cocksucker"..

              Then I asked with much enthusiasm "what do you think of that??!!"....he said nothing. Then I replied "then we finally agree on something"..

              I was on a roll man!!

              Sometimes being a prick to a pud feels so fuggin' good..I'm the Alpha Prick!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #6847
                "COCSUCKER!!!!!"..

                Yep, I just got off the phone and called this asshole (Mike Ward) a "Cocksucker"..

                Then I asked with much enthusiasm "what do you think of that??!!"....he said nothing. Then I replied "then we finally agree on something"..

                I was on a roll man!!

                Sometimes being a prick to a pud feels so fuggin' good..I'm the Alpha Prick!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #6848
                  I was driving at 7:30 a.m. yesterday morning, which is usually not a good sign-lol, but I hope I didn't yell too loud, I definitely shouldn't have been out-lol Had to grab some smokes. sent out a surprise for you and johnny today.
                  he'll tell you.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #6849
                    Just remember that having a Alpha Prick sticks out there and can be the first one to get lopped off. Or something like that.:ROTF: Oh, oh. The beer is hitting.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #6850
                      Yeah Tommy, John told me..for the love of St. George's short sword..that is awesome.

                      ohhh Fett, that made me wince..just of the thougt.

                      Isn't ironic that John Wayne Bobbit's last name was "bobbit"..that Frankentool!!

                      Hey, a lopped off PP can make you famous..that's looking at the glass half full..yes?
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #6851
                        The slow and gay nature of this thread ...made me double post..
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #6852
                          I am not gay. I just like Hawaiian shirts.:ROTF: And Tom Selleck.
                          I am a true ass set to this board.

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                          • #6853
                            Originally posted by fett View Post
                            I am not gay. I just like Hawaiian shirts.:ROTF: And Tom Selleck.
                            Oooh..I dunno..that's pretty gay.

                            But that's OK..

                            I knew a gay dude once..he was really gay..not with me tho..I bet he thought I was HOT..I would if I were gay..
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #6854
                              *snap* *snap* sit... don't be gay
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • #6855
                                http://teachmyass.com/main.php?ref=1040&stream=


                                Click that bill
                                I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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