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  • #6886
    Have fun Bill, I have had more ass in the past two months than I have had in the past 10 years. Four in 20hrs a couple weeks ago, 5 if you count the BJ woman at the soapland. A cutie was drinking off my cock yesterday morning, man she is so cute but what a porn star when you get her alone. China china china!
    I agree with Endrik above.
    Maybe we can all hit BCB? Anyone who wants to make the trip here is welcome too!
    I'm a day late but I drank a bunch for you today Bill!
    1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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    • #6887
      man that would be a fukkin' pisser, show up tonite, tomorrow, the day after,
      now that your computer works again, "come on down, you're our next contestant on The dice is right" , roll 'em and all will be fun out here. Don't want to piss off Val out of respect, but i'm more than happy to pick you up at the airport, you may never leave, and that's a good thing. we'll house Vinny and Val a few weeks later when you can't bring yourself to leave. This includes one full tour of the twinkie factory and all the great slacking that goes on around here. We'll part the sea, walk over to catalina, turn right back around and say BCB is better. Say when, jeanette doesn't care about disasters as long as they are fun, and they all are.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #6888
        I'm definetly ready for disasters... I have to move out, there's a mass riot going on in the city right now... dunno how long this place is gonna last
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • #6889
          E , Tommy..Buzz..you fuckers..you inspire me!!

          I had to turn off my computer yesterday. We had storms rollin' in..and all of a sudden there was thing jarring "Bada-Boooooooooooooooooooom!"..and my comupter went poof ..so I unplugged it...lightining hit my house or very close..

          My wife is going to love me long time tonight..we got rid of Vinny for the weekend..so I'm gonna get my freak on and do her TWICE..yeah!!

          I'm gonna give her "porn" sex whether she likes it or not..ahhh we'll have fun.

          shhhhh..she doesn know this yet...but I'm gonna shoot my goo on her head...or somehere hopefully in that area..

          well I'm taking her out for dinner, so this is mandatory..I think!

          Have a killer weekend..I will!

          Bill Z Bub
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6890
            Maybe we can start a new saying in honor of Bill gettin' sum. Instead of double horns up, we could say double balls up? What say the congregation? Yea , Nay , or FUGGUMS! ?

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            • #6891
              Yea, I like it..but let's go with ..

              BALLS UP!!!

              oh...or "Ballzup" for short ...cool..

              Bill Z Ballz

              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #6892
                I guess no Ballzup for the Bubz..oh well..

                Hey, I'm going out with the wife tonight to watch my singer in his cover band..it's an unplugged set..so relaxing and tranquil adn quiet...and peaceful...

                Oh sorry, I must have drifted off..well..I'm going to watch my singer sing some songs...oh, I just said that.

                Ok bye then,

                OH, I'll be the only metalhead in the place..I look a little outta sorts there..but that's OK.

                I look outta place anywhere..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #6893
                  go to that gig and scream BALLZUP and then grab your dick out and trash the beer glasses and then sing a duet with your bro... something like "Shout At The Devil" while doing BALLZUP
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #6894
                    Obviously a Mavis Bacon graduate!!

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                    • #6895
                      Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                      go to that gig and scream BALLZUP and then grab your dick out and trash the beer glasses and then sing a duet with your bro... something like "Shout At The Devil" while doing BALLZUP

                      ...oh man, it was much too laid back a scene for that...maybe that's exactly what it needed..

                      I felt bad for the guys..the club fucked up and double booked..so they were put out to the patio..while some fags were playing inside..who did horrible versions of Elvis....Elvis???

                      It looked like rain and it was COLD...so the wife and I bailed early to go eat!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #6896
                        Should have misbehaved anyway Bill BALLZUP!
                        1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                        • #6897
                          Originally posted by buzzsaww View Post
                          Should have misbehaved anyway Bill BALLZUP!
                          WE did when we got home..

                          BALLZUP!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #6898
                            how's your computer working dude? did Johnny supercharge it?
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #6899
                              No Tommy...Not at at this time..He told me you were sending me some coolness..

                              I haven't talked to him in a couple days..but I will..

                              Thanks a bunch Tommy!!!..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #6900
                                computers are very gay
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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