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  • fuck that, i grab a whole handful, make a freaking catcher's mitt the industrial kind, not much feeling left down there by now,
    yummy!
    1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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    • My Ball's and sack are getting Bigger, I think some of these new meds I'm on are doing it.
      I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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      • years ago I rolled a blunt... and inside of it were my pubic hair... I gave it to one stoner.... I wonder what happened to that guy
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • E..is rolling blunt pubes for people..

          Don's sack is enlarging..congrats man!!

          BUzz is taking 1000 shitz.. :ROTF:

          G gave you good advice there Buzz..go easy on the blow hole.. ..ya gotta put some aloe on that shit..or you my pop a roid or two.. :ROTF:

          Pepto bro...take some pepto bismo..it'll plug ya up..

          Tommy and my fellow brosephs..I can't begin to tell you nor can I explain how I'm typing this..for I am COMPLETELY trippin' balls..like never before..this is like I took twoo Oxy 40's..man, I'm laughing for no reason..I fell down twice..and I'm "meeting" that whining fucker on that other wtf?.. ..oh classified complaint fagbot.

          Somebody needs to school him..I could permanently fuck his world in ..ummm..1.2 seconds.


          Dudes, I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO fucked up right now..Tommy...dude this is the shit man!!..woooohooooo..

          Ahhhh Fuggums....in da azz!!!

          Man, I wanna dickslap a bitch into oblivion with my beef hammer..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • Dude, My docs are giving me ridilen and Aderall

            With my body only working like 10% they have to give me anfedimeans and cool shit, dude I'm flying high again

            remember drugs are bad MMMK

            Unless you're Dr is scribing them or your girfreind is paying for them :ROTF:
            I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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            • Originally posted by Drsracing View Post
              Dude, My docs are giving me ridilen and Aderall

              With my body only working like 10% they have to give me anfedimeans and cool shit, dude I'm flying high again

              remember drugs are bad MMMK

              Unless you're Dr is scribing them or your girfreind is paying for them :ROTF:
              Well I'm happy you are feeling good my feind. I hope you stay that way as long as possible, same goes for me.

              The state of Ohio pays for my shit..This Lyrica is insane man..it's time released cpasules..so soon as you think it's wearing off..you get another rush..man, this whoops ass..

              I'm not condoning recreational drug use ..I'm truly in pain and need this shit..otherwise I'm a real prick to everybody..seriously..I can't work part time because of my ummm.."anger"..I don't play nice with others (assholes)..but I love people who prove themselves worthy to me and earn my trust..I bond only with them and fuck everyone else..ya know..

              I treat people exactly the way they treat me..and then some..

              treat me with respect and you'll have one loyal friend..disrespect me..your gonna be sorry quick!

              that's me..

              Rev. B. Fuggums
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • may I offer you a peace pipe dear sir.... sorry I forgot to buy tobacco... but I have some mighty fine ass hair in my pocket
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • Well My inc pays for the bulk of my Meds, Basically I pay $200 a month to feel reasnably crappy but oh well. Like I said gotta rock out with your cock out while you can
                  I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                  • Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                    may I offer you a peace pipe dear sir.... sorry I forgot to buy tobacco... but I have some mighty fine ass hair in my pocket

                    ...No thanks ma, I actually shaved the crack of my ass today..you gotta keep it clean for the womens ..ya know..they don't want to have any tomfollery and dingleberrness down there..would you?

                    I remeber back in the early 80's man, and most chicks and dudes didn't shave yet...hold up..I gotta bowl right here of some good gonge..no ass hair...ahhh that's better...NICE..

                    All the chicks no matter how hot had huge grassy knolls..like in the movie "The Shing"..with the chick in the bathtub..yeah..that's what I'm saying..you had to work your way throw all that nappy mess just to get to the good..always having a mouth full of hair..and ther's always one that got stuck on the back on your tongue that made you sound like a duck trying to get it out...quuuuaaaaaaawwwww..ya know..like a popcorn kernal..

                    Those were the days man..When Ratt came out in 84..the chicks started to pruin the hedge..which progressed to the landing strip or mohawk..to the nicely groomed clams you see today ...I think it was Ratt that did it..I remember that!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • Originally posted by Drsracing View Post
                      Well My inc pays for the bulk of my Meds, Basically I pay $200 a month to feel reasnably crappy but oh well. Like I said gotta rock out with your cock out while you can

                      That's right man..I try my best ya know..

                      I have many things to be thankful for but without meds there is NO way I could ever enjoy or appreciate them..I hardly do on the meds..but I do what I can ..when I can..

                      I think I actually like being "angry" because the adrenaline actually motivates me and masks some pain..that's what my doc says..so he keeps me pretty pickled.

                      I'm addicted to adrenaline..I always have to me mad to be motivated and get shit done..so I'm always in that mode..well, most of the time.
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • Thank you RATT for trimmed cooch!
                        1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                        • Thank you RATT for saving the human kind

                          70's bush is fucking disgusting, clean shaved box is the best.
                          I get rid of all my body hair, chicks dig that.... skin on the skin let the fun begin.
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • That's right guys..didn't I hit the nail on the head...When Ratt came out , that exactly when chicks starting to trim the bush..because of the bikinis and shit..then thongs and whatnots..yeah!!

                            Lots of Music Vids were goin' on..lots of chics in those vids..we gotta thank Davis Lee Roth too..I think he had something to do with it as well...he had like a billion chicks in all his vids.

                            Yeah man, if I didn't shave..I'd looked lioke a fucking Gorilla..so basically I look like a shaved Gorilla..but that's OK!!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • actually in ancient Egypt people removed all their body hair with boiled honey, sugar, lemon juice etc. mixture.... like ancient bikini waxing
                              my ex-GF told me it's called sugaring or something like that... and it doesn't hurt all that much like waxing.
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                                actually in ancient Egypt people removed all their body hair with boiled honey, sugar, lemon juice etc. mixture.... like ancient bikini waxing
                                my ex-GF told me it's called sugaring or something like that... and it doesn't hurt all that much like waxing.

                                REally...ancient Egypt kicked ass..they had it wayyyy better than any of us..Rome too..

                                I would have made a awesome Roman emperor..like Ceaser..Nero, or that crazy fuck Caligula.."Let them hate me, as long as they fear me"..now that's "metal"..

                                He banged his sister ..ya know..and he was Bi-..

                                OK no Caligula lifestyle for me..he was nuttier than me..I think!

                                Nero was cool tho..he was shredding as Rome was burning..that's "metal"..
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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