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  • #6976
    They do it by phone interview..they called me yesterday..

    umm..they didn't really ask that question..but I told them anyways..I told them all kinds of stuff..so they leave me alone.

    I just play as fast as I can for over a hour..until I got a cramp. I haven't done that in a while...that was fun.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #6977
      I did that too Bill, now my pud is all chapped....uh, wait, did you mean guitar?
      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      • #6978
        Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
        I did that too Bill, now my pud is all chapped....uh, wait, did you mean guitar?

        ..Umm..yeah Jack..

        But later ..My special place will be all chapped too..

        Well, that's the plan anywhoo..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #6979
          I was thinkin'..

          cameltoes are great places to hold your picks..

          A nice girl will not drop one..A "ho" will drop them all..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6980
            I try to combine the two. It's my special way of playing slide guitar.
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #6981
              Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
              I try to combine the two. It's my special way of playing slide guitar.

              Good idea..OH, ..and a Capo...yeah!!!

              Cameltoes can be very handy..it could be a place for the TV remote!!!

              ..a good girl could even change the channel..:ROTF:
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #6982
                But a bad girl could hold your drink too.
                Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                • #6983
                  Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
                  But a bad girl could hold your drink too.
                  Yes a cameltoe cup holder..!!!!


                  So many thoughts going thru my head..none of them good!!

                  Oh, it's eat time..supper!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #6984
                    Some serve as bottle openers.
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • #6985
                      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                      • #6986
                        Hail yesterday

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                        • #6987
                          buzz, HBD dude! I hope you get 10 fine asian chicks at the same time today
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • #6988
                            I'm cookin something up!

                            Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                            buzz, HBD dude! I hope you get 10 fine asian chicks at the same time today
                            1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                            • #6989
                              Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                              buzz, HBD dude! I hope you get 10 fine asian chicks at the same time today
                              Or even one..oh boy..me likey the asian chicks..

                              My wife is very small..so a little scotch tape pulling her eays back and making asian-like noises always does it for me..but that's my buisness...:ROTF:

                              Yeah we role play sometimes..but who hasn't.

                              HBD Buzz..you sillyer fucker!!

                              I think my wife would let me have 10 asian chicks ..as long as we don't have intecourse..we've actually talked about that!

                              Fuckee Suckee don't count..That is not "sex" per President Clinton, and he should know..he was the president!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #6990
                                :ROTF:LMAO! I'm picturing Val in a kimono with her eyes taped back saying, "C'mere Birry! Me rove you RONG time!"
                                Ron is the MAN!!!!

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