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  • Fuggit..Well I dropped my waxing rags on the ground...so I had to stop with the waxing.

    It's like a sacred flag or something..if it touches the ground, I must burn it and get another one..

    Nahhh, actually they're in the wash..I'm washing my waxing rag because it touched the ground for a second..this is a rule!

    I was getting tired anywhoo....time to play the Uber!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • I'm fuggin' breakin' new shredding ground..been practicing ALOT!

      I been playin' around with moving shapes around in fourths...much like Uli does and the shit is sounded fuggin' good!

      Only thing is, I have a bad habbit of not learning things slow, to nail them down..

      I like to go fast!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • you gotta slow it down before you want to record your shit bro

        take some really sensitive amp with good clean channel... fender or some jazz amp.... and play all the licks with moderate fast speed.... not slow not fast... something between... playing like that will give you idea how much you really suck or how much you rule.
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • Originally posted by Endrik View Post
          you gotta slow it down before you want to record your shit bro

          take some really sensitive amp with good clean channel... fender or some jazz amp.... and play all the licks with moderate fast speed.... not slow not fast... something between... playing like that will give you idea how much you really suck or how much you rule.

          THAT'S not gonna happen, haha...

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          • Originally posted by Endrik View Post
            you gotta slow it down before you want to record your shit bro

            take some really sensitive amp with good clean channel... fender or some jazz amp.... and play all the licks with moderate fast speed.... not slow not fast... something between... playing like that will give you idea how much you really suck or how much you rule.
            Actually, that is exactly what I'm doing!!

            I always had the "speed"..I'm as fast as anyone...Sykes, Gary Moore, Takasaki, LeTekro..fuggit I'm there!!!

            I just started to break things down (disecting)..and found mistakes when I showed some shapes to Vinny. I had to walk him thru what I always blazed thru without a thought, and was wrong. Now I see the shapes crystal clear and I'm just getting used to using those exact same shapes in fourths..I guess this is "theory" related..I don't know, but it certainly sounds "right"..

            My friend showed me some major shapes that he said I "desperately need". I'm always in shred minor.

            I thought they sound too "happy" and gay until he speed them up..then they sounded pretty cool in the right context.

            I'll stick and perfect what I already know, or what I thought I know..well, it's working. Val even commented on it after 20 years..that says something!!

            I am playing VERY clean and articulate to show Vinny, who is picking it up like crazy..I think he's going to kick my ass..he's really running with the ball..

            I showed him how to kick ass on drums..and I'm not a drummer..I just know the role and what "drums" are supposed to do..I still tap my fingers on the wall and go "No like this..it's 3/4ths..not 4/4ths"..well, that worked..he SMOKES on drums!

            I'll prolly be recording with him, well I always play my songs with him and he knows the shit..so.

            I'm MUCH more a stickler with his palm muting and string articulation than I ever was with my own. Now I'm much more aware of how I'm playing..it's true!

            I like hearing him run through the same shit I do..sometimes I hear him throw a different "spin" on something, and I'll be like..wtf was that...now show me!!!

            This happened today...we been playing together more and more..he asks me quite often..I can not say "NO" to that..especially when all his homework and shit is done..I'm obligated then.

            I wonder what it would be like to have a shredding "metalhead" father..C'mon Dad, let's shred!!

            The only thing my dad shredded.. was my ass!

            What I think is important is..I never lost my desire or fire ..I have the same mindset I had when I was 15 years old..that's about the only thing that has not changed..that's always been a constant.

            I know dudes who lost that edge and just gave up..prolly because the metal scene blew for a while, and family life became a priority..they sold al their shit...I never got that..

            Those guys loved guitar/music as much as I did ..how could they just say fuggit.

            There is always someone on this board thinking of "giving it up"..I never got that..I know about frustration..but to just walk away.

            It's my lifestyle..it's who I am..I can't relate to just saying "fuggit" to music/guitar and just walk away..its very important to me..always was ..always will be.

            Guitar/Bass/Metal was always my "escape"..I even have a little room John helped me put together..my "fortress of solitude"..just me and my music..anytime day and night...it is my "shrine"..it's my favorite little space in the entire universe...I'm always in there..or here.
            Last edited by horns666; 05-22-2007, 10:30 PM. Reason: I'm high!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • Wow.... Life is good

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              • Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                Wow.... Life is good

                Well, that is what I'm saying. My bro John is going thu some shit right now..but I KNOW he will never "give up"..it is who he is..he may want to sell this or that, but he'll always have good tone and his heart is buried in it...like mine.

                We bicker over gear and silly shit..but we KNOW neither of us will ever have crappy tone or sound like shit..that's impossible!!!

                We have a grip on "tone"..more than anyone around here..that's for sure. It's laughable how some dudes make a 5150 sound like..even the "good" players around here have shit for tone...this is true!

                It's funny how concerned John and I are about "tone", when the majority is out there playing with pure shit..and they're happy!

                Like my singer's cover band..yeah the dude is a good "cover" player and people are happy hearing their favorite tunes..Ty nails everything he sings, that helps..but could that dude hang with me or John in a band..Fuck No!

                But he's out there every weekend, making money...playing "Here comes the sun"..there ya go..
                Last edited by horns666; 05-22-2007, 10:50 PM. Reason: I'M VERY HIGH!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • sounds cool Bill, I'm glad you still have the passion

                  I don't have any motivation if I don't have a band or buddies to jam with.... I'm always loosing my edge if I don't play with other people
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • Well Ty is a big driving force..He always says I'm the best writer/player he's ever worked with..that sees the song, as the big picture.

                    Every other player he has played with in his many years, were always too concerned of what THEY were doing instead of what the song is all about..he played with some majorly kick ass players that know theory up the ass..but they can't groove for shit..instead they write songs around a arpeggio that someone just learned from a Paul Gilbert instrutional tape..and I'll be damed if I'm lying!

                    Unfortunately Ty is getting paid at least 1000 dollars a month to play covers..I can't compete with that..

                    So, we get together once in a while when he can..and he actually writes songs at work, while I work on them at home..then put it together when we see each other.

                    He knows who's the shit..the Mo Fo other local bands fuggin' steal riffs from...and I'll be damed if I'm lying!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • I hear ya man, I'm all about the song, the band I just started recently has a killer rhythm section... I'm just letting them groove like mofos and I'm just laying down some stuff on top of it to create melodies and hooks and shit but I don't want the guitar to dominate... in fact I want the exact opposite... I'm the friggin guitarists and songwriter and I want the drums and bass to dominate over the guitar.... sounds like BS but I like it that way
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • Sounds cool, a killer rythm section is a rare thing. When you get one..let 'em do their thing..ya know.

                        Let them make a nice cake..then you can decorate that cake..really bling it out with guitar.

                        Alot of bands is all frosting, and no cake..that's the problem...too many "hey mom, look at me" motherfuggas..

                        There is a couple pukes like that here that live in dillusion..they swear they rule but they truly suck ass..he felt the need to cop MY riff, because he doesn't have anything of his own that's worth a squirt of piss..

                        The asshole that joined him is a perfect fit..he was the main guy in Ty's old band..he's a fuggin' fagbot..who's going nowhere fast...I hope they die of ass cancer myself..the both of them..they're just stinkin' up the fuggin' place anyways..

                        Hey, I never said I had compassion for assholes..

                        I'm still pissed about that, it's not like I'll ever forgive and forget..no fuggin' way. I hold grudges forever...fuggums.

                        Actually that shit was the driving force to my new song, the best one yet..it's really fuggin' pissed off..dedicated to them!
                        Last edited by horns666; 05-23-2007, 02:59 AM.
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • yeah, If the rhythm section can't groove then fuggums

                          I'm pretty much giving them free hands... but I will remind them that I'm still here if they start doing too much of that excentric jazz wanking... because I can be louder than them I'm the rock guy... they are serious musicians.

                          But I can't find a singer... there are no good rock singers in the whole country... ZERO...

                          I hate all those fagbots man, that's the reason I don't hang out with musicians here anymore... I said fuck off to pretty much everyone.
                          You know it's a friggin small country and everyone knows everyone.

                          So all the musicians act like they are friends and shit... but back talk each other all the time. I can't stand that fake bullshit.

                          I don't want to be "friends" with people who I don't care about... I don't want some friggin jerk-off who thinks he is a credible player come to backstage and hang out... just because he thinks he is the shit and thinks he is somekind of friend.

                          I don't want to be involved with any of that "musician's circus" here, I just do my thing and get the fuck out and get laid.

                          Luckly I have a reputation of being a rude, cocky and arrogant asshole who doesn't get along with anyone.... still I have to remind that to some motherfuckers sometimes.

                          And the riff stealing is horrible... years ago when I was the riff-machine in my previous band the other guitarist allways said "don't play your motherfucking riffs at music stores because all these assholes will steal your ideas"
                          But I didn't worried too much... because all those fagbots could never play my shit
                          Last edited by Endrik; 05-23-2007, 03:20 AM.
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • so FUGGUMS!!!
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                            • Man E, that sounds like Cleveland..Yeah it's really hard to get a good singer, they are rare. I always worked with very good ones..why bother otherwise..The vocals are 50% of the music IMO..and other people's too. The band could be kickin' ass but if the singer blows...fuggums..who wants to hear that?

                              I have a bad habbit of playin my riffs when trying out amps at stores...I break out into a Eruption..pretty much everytime I'm at a store..just for general purpose, and because I can.

                              One dude where we are really loves my shit too..Ripper's player. Well if he loves me so much..maybe, he'll keep me in mind if they needed a player..I mentioned it to him before. But, what if he does? ..those dicks tour and shit..I don't wanna..I wanna stay home and shoot the sherbert.
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • dude we need to get together at BCB.... and play Beach Boys songs or something.. but on steroids... you slap the shit out of the bass... I'll play nasty blues licks with my slide and Tommy will be the frontman... we don't need no drums... we just take all the fembots and dickslap on their butts and boobs to have some rhythm going on
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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