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  • #7036
    What's up Bill.

    Just dropping by to say hey. Thanks for your message on my thread.

    Catch ya later.
    I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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    • #7037
      shit, double post.
      Last edited by levantin; 05-29-2007, 03:02 PM.
      I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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      • #7038
        Originally posted by levantin View Post
        What's up Bill.

        Just dropping by to say hey. Thanks for your message on my thread.

        Catch ya later.
        Sure man, I've beed away fuggin' around with the family and myself..which I will elaborate.

        OK E...I'll slap it silly!!

        OK, I had a great weekend with the family and without. I took 'em out for ribs..at our favorite rib place "Damons"..

        On Memorial Day they went to visit both our moms and left me at home in peace..to do whatever I like..

        I like to get FUCKED UP, and listen to tons of metal and shred...I still act and feel like I'm 16 years old when I get like this..runnin' through my (air conditioned) house playing air geetar, trying to do banshee screams..but my voice is still all fucked up..prolly permanent damage there but who cares...fuggit. I sound like the Godfather. ..I do!!

        So I was taking that Lyrica..man, I felt really good. So I took one more. Then when my wife and kid went to bed, I took one more. OK now I know my limit with that shit.

        Last night, I went into a stupor. I was really hungry. Part of me wanted a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich and part of me wanted a toasted Mozzerella cheese sandwich. I realized I made both...after I ate it when I spilled my iced tea all over myself as I drifted off.. !!

        Now I'm all wet and awake..and I taste what I just ate and got immediately sick..so I said fuggit and rammed my finger down my throat just to get that shit outta me. I heaved up that peant butter and cheese, with a dash of oregano up..tasted better the second time...and I felt MUCH better.

        I slept intil 2:PM and here I am..

        OK, just 4-5 Lyrica capsules..that 6th one will getcha.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #7039
          dude, how's the wheather in cleveland?

          it's friggin hot here... the good thing is that the chicks barely wear any clothes... tight tops and 9 inch skirts... that's fuggin cool, it got my excited so I'm going out tonight and get laid.
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #7040
            E it is about 81 degrees here but it feels much hotter to me.. I don't like "hot" waether at all. So I stay in my house where it's a constant 70-72 degrees..that's nice.

            I was all horned out yesterday when I was taking that shit..so I bopped my wife twice last night..

            I had to talk her into the second time..I don't have to "beg" that much. She knows how persistant I am..and figures..go ahead.."fuggit".

            so I do!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #7041
              Originally posted by horns666 View Post

              I had to talk her into the second time..I don't have to "beg" that much. She knows how persistant I am..and figures..go ahead.."fuggit".

              so I do!
              Val probably figures, "I can listen to Bill beg for 20 minutes, or just get it over with in 2!"

              j/k

              I hate the FUGGIN' heat too. My sack gets all sweaty.

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              • #7042
                Noe.. that's a great point!!!!

                That's true..very true..

                She would prolly put up a fight.. if it went longer than a few minutes..I prolly wouldn't want it if it went longer..that's too much work!!

                I just want to get rid of my boinger..that's all.

                You know, I was thinkin'..

                If I was a Muslim suicide bomber and my prize was 72 virgins..that would be 2 days of fun for me..

                Fuggums..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #7043
                  Motherfucker

                  Cocksucker

                  I love those words..I just love 'em!!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #7044
                    my favourite words are coming from Finland

                    Paskanmarjat - wich means "bullshit" but literally it means "shit berries"

                    Vittujen Kevat - it means "god damn" but literally "spring of the pussys" (pussys as vaginas not wuzzes)
                    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                    • #7045
                      "Shit berries" and "Spring of the Pussies"..

                      oh, very nice..both could be rock ballads!!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #7046
                        I don't have anything to add........ just tryin' to keep Bill's thread on page 1 of this forum.
                        My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                        • #7047
                          Slacker!

                          Here, comment freely, Bill and his mowhawk...

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                          • #7048
                            holy fucking shit, now that is a cop
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                            • #7049
                              I gotta get the fukk outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                              • #7050
                                Originally posted by mhalsey View Post
                                I don't have anything to add........ just tryin' to keep Bill's thread on page 1 of this forum.
                                Thanks man...It should be a sticky!!!



                                Look at that fuggin' Pic ..that was around 2000..I dunno I had that mohawk from '98 'till I retired..

                                I'm all happy..I just walked in that place..greeting my homies..

                                hmmm..maybe I should grow that again..with my long goat..my chin looks naked..like when you see a beardless Zakk Wylde..it just doesn't look right...

                                I looked like a mafia hittman more than a cop..

                                George W liked it, and I offered to do his hair like that too..it's true!!!:ROTF:

                                Rev. B Fuggums.
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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