Bill's New Home

[Cleveland Metal]

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

[atomic charvel guy]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Endrik is walking into a trap in mere days, I can't wait. This is going to be such a disaster.

[horns666]

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

Not if the your one trying not to get caught..

Corvettes handle pretty good..no match for the Cobra...

[horns666]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Endrik is walking into a trap in mere days, I can't wait. This is going to be such a disaster.

Tommy, as soon as E walks in your door..Throw a blanket over his head and pull his pants down..say, Bill told me to do that!!

So it's like if I was there..

[Rupe]

Chasing a Corvette Z06..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7tLHkOiRE

That was a C5 Z06. That wouldn't happen with the C6 version and a decent driver

[horns666]

That was a C5 Z06. That wouldn't happen with the C6 version and a decent driver

NOT!

I'm not a great driver like my dad is with my ride..he taught me how to drive a manual..but I raced a C6 ..ummmm there was no race, from light to light..the guy in the C6 was like WTF???

Dude, my car can hang with the Ford GT from 0-100 to 110..after that he's got me..we share the same 1/4 mile times, pretty damn close..can a C6 hang with that..nope!

Did you see the Viper clip..I know the guys in my area with Cobras, the same as mine, built by the same guy and they kill Vipers in a 1/4.

Simple math..Viper beats C6...basic FFR Cobra beats Viper...

I have a Vette..my dad drives it..They're not in the same league man..

Here's a review of my ride..but I have a 5.0 instead of the 4.6...http://www.factoryfive.com/table/awa...anddriver.html

[Endrik]

Tommy, as soon as E walks in your door..Throw a blanket over his head and pull his pants down..say, Bill told me to do that!!

So it's like if I was there..

it reminds me my basketball practice when I was 15... pulling the pants down happened a lot of if you were behind the free throw line

[horns666]

it reminds me my basketball practice when I was 15... pulling the pants down happened a lot of if you were behind the free throw line

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Once my brother was taking a shower and came out with a towel around his waiste..I snatched the towel and pushed his ass outside and locked the door..Our neighbor's whole family was outside having a BBQ..it was awesome!!

[atomic charvel guy]

excellent!!! that's funny as fukk. I was cutting through some backyards in my town i grew up in back in New York, and I stopped unzipped the fly and took the longest wazzer against one of my neighbors magnolia trees, i rememeber even leaning back in the "ahhhhh relief" position, and after the last shake or six, I zip up my jeans and turn to go on my way and there is the O'Brien family , six of them all staring at me laughing while they were eating dinner in their kitchen and not the dining room in their house. i was like woooooops, sorry. What can ya do though, you gotta go , then let it rip like you're a fireman-lol

[horns666]

excellent!!! that's funny as fukk. I was cutting through some backyards in my town i grew up in back in New York, and I stopped unzipped the fly and took the longest wazzer against one of my neighbors magnolia trees, i rememeber even leaning back in the "ahhhhh relief" position, and after the last shake or six, I zip up my jeans and turn to go on my way and there is the O'Brien family , six of them all staring at me laughing while they were eating dinner in their kitchen and not the dining room in their house. i was like woooooops, sorry. What can ya do though, you gotta go , then let it rip like you're a fireman-lol

Ohhhh..ahhhh..NICE..TOMMY!!! !!!!

That reminds me of a killer time!!! I went to see Joe Satriani with a freind at a very "posh" old theater downtown. The drink prices were outraguos, so we walked across the street to the bar. This bar was nice too, all wood, brass and antique. So my bud orders these super TALL glasses of fuggin' beer. He chugs his down like nothin', and I'm half full. He says.."C'mon man, we gotta go!!"..and starts to gets up to leave. I'm like "waite, let me finish this shit"..so I chug what's left..it's alot..and I did it..but as I was walking to the door..I felt it coming up. He was already outside, and soon as I opened the door I spewed hardcore. He's laughing his nuts off. So, I run to the front of the building for "cover"..and yell to him to stand behing me to hide me better..but he's just standing there laughing like a dick. I'm spewing buckets, and I mean buckets..I'm out of breathe from heaving, and he's in hysterics. Because, what I thought was a wall..actually was a window. There was a Bride and Groom eating right there, at that fuggin' window..just looking at me in complete disgust with there mouths wide open..So we RAN to the theater. Waite, this shit is not over. Now we are sitting in this beautiful theater waiting for the Satch. This place has a pretty steep inclined floor. All of a sudden I'm fighting a second wave of the heaves..and I blast spew on the fuggin' floor..my bud was still laughing from the first time. All I heard him say was.."What the fuck???" that's all I can make out because he couldn't breathe and was crying now....because he sees my puke spilling downhill ..down to the rows in front of us...and it's packed. So I'm just sitting there looking innocent as can be..and people are looking back and freakin' out..so I acted just like them and was like "Ewwwwww, what happend?" while looking back too..

I felt much better, and we hung out with Joe that night..I gave him a badge, and he gave me a divebomb lesson until I actually got it right!

what a night!

[Endrik]

I got a vomit story for ya...

My buddy who's studying in the University of Art had to share his dorm apartment with some cocksmoker. My pal used to have chllin' out nights with his fellow art students and artists and whatnot. Everyone listnening to psychedelic music and getting stoned... allways some easy going chick there too... pretty hot ones.

But he stopped inviting people because the cocksmoker started inviting his friends over every single day. His friends were buncha jerk-offs like himself. All they did was drinking and talking about how fucking unique they are. Every fuggin night. And the cocksmoker vomited every single night. A lot of times on my friends' clothes and other stuff. My pal was very pissed... I said kick that asshole in the balls and throw him out... put he was too artsy-fartsy kinda of fellow... so I said I can take care of biz' if you start organizing your own parties again and hook me up with some cool chicks. It was a deal.

So one day I ate a lot of food and drank all kinds milk products and shit. So when the cocksmoker was drinking with his stupid friends I vomited to his Chuck Taylors. A little bit later he had to go out to grab some more booze and weed. He was fucking shitfaced and didn't understand that his sneakers were full of vomit. He went out and we followed him. It was about 11 PM and there were a lot of people outside.

Suddenly that fucker started doing those puking sounds... ooakk---ooaakk---ooaakkk.... he couldn't stop, it was friggin hilarious.
It was because of the smell wich was coming out of his shoes.
Then he spewed out a lot of vomit in the middle of the street.... all the people watching and laughing like hell. As soon he stopped.... another portion came.... and then again the third time.
The vomiting scene in Team America was nothing compared to this. That asshole was like a cement truck.
He kept on going'
But soon his stomach was out of vomit.... put he still made those puking sounds..... oooakk....yuk....ooaaakkk.

We all tought he is gonna die... so I said take your fucking shoes off you stupid motherfucker. Somehow he managed to do that.... then he just stood there like a zombie.... and then kinda cryed a bit.
So I said... that's what you get if you and your fuck buddies are ruining other peoples property. Go and drink at your friends' place or else I'm putting my foot in your ass and make you eat from the toilet... and that goes for your friends too.

Next day he moved out

[Endrik]

double the post... makes you vomit the most

[horns666]

...Dude, I was thinking Team America when I was writing my shit.

That's fuggin' great man, ..but did the smockcocker love slam any of his buds at any parties..because I would blow spew right there..seriously.

I used to have a friend who was a smockcocker at work..well, a few..but they kept that shit far away from me. Except for this one dude, who was cool..but he would be really close to you when he talked to you..I mean right in your face. It wasn't just me, he would talk like that to other peple too. I don't like that, when people get right in your face. When you can smell their breathe and feel their exhale emitting from their nostrils..I would always pull back..but the fucker would just lean forward..ever have that?

Oh, he would really flame the fuck out sometimes..I mean it would just burst out of him when he was laughung or some shit. One day there was a shitload of people dropping off at the airport..and we are out there in our blues..and he is flaming hardcore. I tried to play it off, but everyone was laughing and looking at us..I never felt soooooooooooo fuggin' gay!:ROTF:

Those people actually thought we were a couple. I shit you not!

[Endrik]

"I don't like that, when people get right in your face."

same here dude... and that's what tells me I'm not gay

I love when hot chicks are close to my face... but I don't like when guys or ugly chicks are close to me... that's a good thing in my opinion... I don't have any problem saying that some guy is cool or handsome but men aren't attractive or pretty to me... so If I may have some doubts... I go close to some dude and be disgusted

[horns666]

To my brother Cleveland John and fellow JCF brohams..

a couple things here..

I discovered a AWESOME female fronted band called BENEDICTUM titled "uncreation"on locomotive records..this chick sounds like a female Dio. I am not lying. They do a cover of Heaven and Hell and, she rocks balls!!!

It reminds me when John had this girl singing for him..it was actually his singer's wife. I always thought she was much better than him and still do. With her, he did a thing called "Lady Evil"..in hindsight that was a pretty fucking good idea. That was approx 10 years ago.

That's prolly the furthest thing from John's mind right now. But I couldn't help to think about that when I heard BENEDICTUM.. Ironically some of the lead work does sound like John and I.

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OK, call me silly..but I'm a true believer of "Energy". It is there no matter what faith or lack of. You can feel that energy whenever you are talking with a person. Energy that gives you a "feeling" that is certain but unseen..be it good or bad, positive or negative, and.even danger. I ask each one of you to send your very best postives to John. Wishing him success, and good fortune on getting a position as a Cleveland patrolman..

I will start..

John, I send my very best..I KNOW you're going do great!

If you get my old badge number..I will shit.

If you do, I have alot of stuff to give you!

Bill Z Bub