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yeah... one week left... you know it's so booring here you can actually whack off 10 times per day... can you belive that... it's true 
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If you fuckers post pics of yourselves with titties and shit..I'll be sooooo fuggin' pissed off!!
Well, happy for you..pissed off for me..I know ..I Know ..I'm married...whatever!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by Rupe View PostViper beats a C6 but not a C6 Z06. The Z06 beat the Viper in every meaningful way in a recent head to head shootout (with the Ford GT as well, I think it was Motor trned or Car and Drivere). The Z06 and GT had numbers about 0.1 apart in the 1/4 mile and 0-60...both in the 11's under 4 sec respectively.
I'd like to check out a Cobra replica as I've never driven one. I sat in a friend's several years back and I can say that the car wasn't built for a guy who is 6'1"/220 The fit was tight! (He totaled the car not long after...salvaged the 427 but the body and frame were toast. It was simply too much power for him...he spun it out on a straight-away while shifting and hit just about everything along a 1/4 mile stretch of road At least the only thing that he injured severely was his pride). I still want to drive one though...I've heard great things.
Oh, it's awseome..The acceleration is TITS!!! Anytime I take someone for a ride..they just laugh..it's fun. Yeah, It's pretty tight..I'm about 215 or so and my dad is 300, with bad knees. Not too cramped once your in it. Because of the side pipes and shit..it's a dickass to get in and out of tho..
My dad say he put my car on like a pair of pants..always folllowed by his famous "mothefucker!!!!"..
My dad swears much more than I do..can you believe that shit?
It's fast..you know it immediately..it' silly fast!
You know what I like, It really stands out. You could have four mustangs and two vettes at an intersection..as soon as I pull up..they're invisible..that's the truth...people love that fucker!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I should fly out there and be their designated driver.Originally posted by horns666 View PostIf you fuckers post pics of yourselves with titties and shit..I'll be sooooo fuggin' pissed off!!
Well, happy for you..pissed off for me..I know ..I Know ..I'm married...whatever!
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Now, don't you start!!Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostI should fly out there and be their designated driver.
Actually, that's a pretty good idea. They will prolly need that...in fact we both KNOW.. they're gonna need that!!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Dear JCF Brothers and Sisters,
Our "Vibes" sent to (Cleveland Metal) John was succesful! Momenst after our energy was sent. He recieved a letter for acceptence for employment for the city of Cleveland Police dept. He was also personally greeted by an officer who shook his hand and welcomed him into the academy, upon passing just a couple minor steps..such as health exams. He's going to get the rectal exam. Let us ALL wish they find nothing in his rectum. If the rectum is clean he may proceed further steps in becoming a Police Officer. He will work with the very folks I worked with, and they will drill him hard..hopefully not his professionally examined rectum.
I respectfully request all members here to keep John in your thoughts as a Police Officer..keed the good vibes coming!
Your crazyassmuthafugginbro,
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Best of luck John...I'm sure you'll kick ass!!! Good vibes and wishes coming your way!Comment
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That's exactly what I love about them. The Cobra's lines still look totally cool some 40+ years after their inception.You know what I like, It really stands out. You could have four mustangs and two vettes at an intersection..as soon as I pull up..they're invisible..that's the truth...people love that fucker!
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That news actually does not make me jump up and down with joy, just because a lot of my friends back in new york are all firemen, cops, or stockbrokers, and just that you got out and lived to tell the tale makes me happy as fukk bill. I just don't want John in harms way ya know. Stick one of my quarter sticks up his ass so he fails, I have the dynamite pics if you want me to e-mail them to you-lol
Now in regards to Jack, I'd love for you to come out, but I am in no way going to interfere with the outraegeously fukkin' great work you've been doing, and in time maybe I will be a better place for you to come visit. Fukk, come on out now, I won't let you drink or do anything at all, I have dynamite, I forgot-lol For real, I'm proud as hell of you Jack, this is going to be a sinister and action packed sojourn for young Endbat, he'll be sent home with about 30-35 years tacked onto hislife , he's hucklefukked-lol
I'm really psyched for your arrival Endy, so is the Rocket, she can't believe you're making the trip all the way here. Gonna get really fun in 7 days for you pal.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Yay, Cleve. That's great.
The step he is taking on the top-side of the bottom-side is admirable. I know he is in the rustbelt and things are not very happy there. It won't be a pussy cop job, but from what I know of you, you will find a nice balance. Be a good cop. 
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Damn, I hadn't been here in a bit. Been pretty seriously bummed about my personal life and cash flow issues. Didn't know about any good wished from you all.
But....
About 4:30pm today, Cleveland Police knocked at my door to give me a personal congratulations, hand me a conditional offer of employment and entrance into the 127th Cleveland Police academy (upon meeting health conditions) handshakes, and several pats on the back.
They didn't mention my rectum directly.... Although the paperwork mentions it is actually part of the initiation err, I mean exam.
Well, mega thanks to all of you for your positive thoughts and good energies... I seriously appreciate it! Hopefully, I should be in the academy this October...Comment
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Originally posted by Rupe View Post
Absolutely..hey bro, You know what I do when everyone goes to sleep. I sneak outside and go in the garage, and I lick it..all over!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I gots to ride in a real 289 Cobra in 1964 or 5. It was a real treat. The first Cobras were the best. The flared ones just don't look right to me. But, I'm spoiled. And, I'm old as well.
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Class 127..yeah..that's the lucky number right there. 127..127...127... I was class 105 "street surviviors"..
You're class will have a name too!!
Understand of the concerns for brother John. But he'll be OK..I'm the demon in his corner..he can not and will not ever fucking lose!
John will cultivate this fire and he will run with that torch his way...he will own the domains assigned to him..and he will rule!
Fuck Yeah,
Bill Z"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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In all fairness though, I just sent my good vibes over to make John have to have a rectal!
j/k, congrats man I'm happy for ya, just keep safe!
You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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