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Benny dicked who? Nah, still haven't checked that one out. Better add it to my list or I'll forget 'em next time I got shopping.
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T and E, I got a little amped..amps to 11!! I took those fuggin' lyrica, and drank two Clamoto nitro boosters.
..then I watch that movie 300..and halfway through the movie I wanted so to grab my steel and runneth thru ..I dunno..some asshole. I armed with nazi helmet, sword , switchblade, battelaxe, spray, water balloon, #2 pencil, snowballs, cape and speedos and will dickslap all who will not bow before me.. I'll bring my BB gun too just in case..just to make sure..
Not really, but you know how you wanna fight somebody, after watching Rocky or some shit..yeah!
Billzbus Maximus VI VI VI
Yes Gary.. Benedictum
Thanks again John..
Mnn I just dozed off and crashed into the keyboard..just zinked right out..OK, I think that's a good idea..
I'm going to bed at 1:00PM on a Saturday..sure, everyone does that!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Fucked in ass.
Crash and Burned..Hit the wall..nighty night..double posty..fuggums."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I think I made a good allie with Shobet of Wales..that fucker made me spew Iced Tea out of my face. It blew out of me like a whales blow hole..that fuck!
I can't comment over there..otherwise it defeats it's purpose..I can't be the thread killer on my own "Thread Killer" thread, it defeats its purpose..I thought that was Gary's job..
Gary does kill many a thread..and so do I..and that's nice.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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You're welcome sweety!
Or is that sweaty - oh no your a pic of your dripping gonads has just appeared in my head. Oh dear Dog NO!!!Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.Comment
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Defo man! 1st Chapter is great stuff, I have high hopes for Isolate!Originally posted by horns666 View PostAWESOME, thanks man!!!...I have "The 1st chapter"..
OK, that one goes on my list!!!
Bill Z Bub
You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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DISCLAIMER: The detailed description below may be too disturbing. It contains the power of suggestion of images that will not fade.Originally posted by shobet View Post
Shobet, I like you, for that I will give you a special gift.
You will keep this image forever, even against your will.
I'd love to PM you a pic..but I'm retarded with that shit. So I want paint a mental image of a flesh-tone nectarine sized pouch with a seam down the middle .Maybe a hair sprout here or there. It is pressed onto glass..so it looks like a suckling catfish..
You could be eating dinner, boppin' your woman, taking a dump, mowing the lawn..My mansack will haunt you at random for eternity. It will be the very last image you'll see in your departure..
You will see this at least once a day, everyday until the very end.
Bill Z Balls"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Shobet is not a normal human, he should fit in perfectly with the fukkin' undesireables in this thread. Looney Bird sense of humor though, funny as fukk!!!-lol
Time for Endy's surfing excursion, pray I come home with him, and that he catches a tube today. and some Clam, not clamato, but some clam box-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Make sure he doesn't get crabs!Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
Otherwise he'll be itching all the way home. Mind you I'd use it as an excuse to touch myself in the plane.
Hands up who's had a wank on a plane! (more than once). Not managed a fuck yet though.
Moi: "Stewardess, Stewardess!"
Orange Woman: "Yes, Sir, how can I help"
Moi: "I've got a grape trapped under my foreskin!"
Orange Woman: "We have olives if you prefer sir."
I like flying, preferably with Gin and Tonic.Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
Wassup Tommy..Tell E I love 'em godammit!
Clamato..yeah , I need one bad, I gotta bunch in the fridge..I haven't went to bed..that shit keeps me wired and giddy..as you can see..
Some cool news..My kid is growing over night. He's really taking off very aggressively on both Drums and guita, and bassr. He getting damn good on all..almost equal to be honest. He is puting together riffs..they're based off mine..but he makes them all his own..he has ALOT of meter and very "solid"..so it will be VERY easy for to practice solos and harmony lines over him..or maybe him over me..
He's slappin' like crary on bass (Higher ground)..He's a monster on drums..I have to turm my Amps up now....because he's kicking like he's all pisseed off , I though he was going to break his heads last night..I don't want to pay for those dammit...FUCK!
I think he's trying to prove something to me..well, he did.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Sho ..I had crabs on my 18ty birthday. My girlfreind gave them to me..whore. So I told her mom, then I broke up with her. She had a massive, hairy, gaping, vagina that hung open like sleeve of wizard!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I've been to German BDSM clubs, trust me I've seen worse and can still eat my schnitzel!Originally posted by horns666 View PostFwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.Comment
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Originally posted by shobet View PostMake sure he doesn't get crabs!
Otherwise he'll be itching all the way home. Mind you I'd use it as an excuse to touch myself in the plane.
Hands up who's had a wank on a plane! (more than once). Not managed a fuck yet though.
Moi: "Stewardess, Stewardess!"
Orange Woman: "Yes, Sir, how can I help"
Moi: "I've got a grape trapped under my foreskin!"
Orange Woman: "We have olives if you prefer sir."
I like flying, preferably with Gin and Tonic.
You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...Comment
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Nice to see you're all still as fucked up as usual!Comment
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yea, shobet's turning out to be a good fit over here. Funny bastard tooOriginally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
how'd Endo go in the surf? Any more pics for the other thread?Hail yesterdayComment
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