Bill's New Home

[horns666]

yea, shobet's turning out to be a good fit over here. Funny bastard too

how'd Endo go in the surf? Any more pics for the other thread?

I was thinking the same thing..Shobet can make himself at home here..the dude has game!!

He's a twisted fucker..you gotta be to make me laugh!!

[horns666]

Nice to see you're all still as fucked up as usual!

Wassup wichooo..where in the fuck have you been..Muff Divin'?

[horns666]

I've been to German BDSM clubs, trust me I've seen worse and can still eat my schnitzel!

So, my new found friend of Wales..Please. elaborate on this experience. I never been to these places..never been to a XXX thater either..don't want to end up like Pee Wee Herman or have some sick fuck butter my popcorn from the seat behind me.

Do those places really don't have popcorn..anyone here ever been to a XXX Movie theater..if so,...why?:ROTF:

[shobet]

Well if you're into leather, rubber, or whatever, you're likely to plenty or as little of it as you want at these places.

Every kind of depraved sexual perversions will be catered for, so you should enjoy yourself! You don't have to do anything you can go and watch if you like, just take lots of tissues! You really should take the wife to one, they are an eye opener! You never know you might enjoy yourself.

I believe there is a difference between the European ones and the US ones, we over this side of the pond are a bunch of dirty fuckers and I think the clubs in the US are a bit more conservative in what goes on.

One of my favourites is a club called the Kitty Cat Club in Munich, here's a link for you my dirtly bald friend www.kittycatclub.de/ (very NSFW) there are even some vids on the site so you can watch and wank, or better still get the old lady to give the old boy a talking to whilst you peruse the site. The one in Berlin is supposed to be even more depraved, I'm looking forward to visiting that one!

If you ever make it to this side of the pond Uncle Shob will hold your hand and take you to one of the places so you can have a look. But I 'aint touching your cock! You don't look like you'd have trouble with the dress code so why not jump right in. Most of the clubs will have baths and showers, I'll leave you to guess why!

[horns666]

Shob..WOW!!..That pace looks so elaborate and well "nice"??

I am a sick fuck in the old school sense. I actually just bustin' my 4th grap in the last 24 hours..been a little edgy..needed to milk the mule...even after the wife gave it a slappin'..

I wouldn't mind to go people watch..I'm shy..seriously when it comes to that stuff I am..If I see anything well "gay" going on I can't look man. I'll be laughing by ass off..but I just can't look..if I peek and I prolly will..I know I'll just cover my eyes and laugh..

I been to our average local strip club. We hooked up there alot, but it got too run down so we stopped going. There was a transexual there..we all knew "her"..I knew her from the area. One night we all hooked up and "she" is there working in the raw. My buds were in a long line waiting to see her (no a bad looking "lady" honestly)..the line was like when you go see Santa. I'm in line talking to my buds who wants to see a 10K cooch, I was curious too. Soon it was my turn.. I'd run to the back of the line..while she's yelling for me to come over and both laughing. I just kept running to the back of the line laughing. So my bud gets totally shit faced and takes her home. We worked the next day, and he's all happy, and telling me everything and I'm asking all the questions...when I shared some of my my pov, he just went.. But, he didn't care..neither did I..so
It was a fun nightt I will remeber, even tho I never got to see a 10K cooch..but, I would be like that with any girl really..I'm just shy..I can't stare at some girls taco in front of everyone..I feel awkward..especially if they KNOW you..Am I supposed talk about the weather. while looking at that. So I just run away..and go home and do naughty things there.

I don't want to see any poop or pee stuff. I'm not R Kelly. I saw enough of that at work anywhoo..people throw poop at us..I never got hit by any..I was fast!

I'd love to visit your place and hang out..just like going to Estonia with Endbat..I always wanted to get away from here for a while..I never did in my 43 years ..ever.

I was wanting to go hang with T and E ant BCB..the wife don't mind, but we had important appopinments in c/w her case..lame.

When friends at Victoria Secret at the airport would put on their ashion shows for after hours they would try on the stuff and come out ..oh my!!....it was alot of fun! but I felt lik a shy schoolboy ..hard to believe but it's true..I get all shy. I can talk to girls all day about everything, I really like them..but as soon as they go there..I'm ALL shy and scared!

[shobet]

Aww he's gone all bashful!
Trust me you'd look, I didn't know where to put my face to start with but by the end of the night, I was even ignoring lesbians getting it on in the corner. They weren't even the proper ugly lezzers you see in real life, but more like the porn lezzers, but we'd been there for 6 hours by then and my feet hurt, amongst other things.

What I'll do is to blindfold you so you have imagine what is going on around you. There you'll be bashing away at the old bishop working your way up to the vinegar stroke only for me to take the blindfold off leaving you to find that I've only taken you to a Butlins holiday camp and put you on top of the diving board by the pool instead! Imagine the poor ikkle kids faces. You never know you might get off with some of the mothers.

I can't help it I'm sick.

[horns666]

Ummmm OK..yeah, I'll go..

I'm not talking off my shirt tho..just my pants..I'm shy!

[atomic charvel guy]

so its unanimous,, it's a "shobet" that we all like shobet and think he's snapped a twig not unlike everyone in this thread. So you have at least expertenced the "mild high" club, no biggie. we're all spanking thugs here, so wether you get nailed on a plane or not is of no importance for membership into the "Fuggem Fifty". Who would make that list from this board? Bill loves making his lists on music and players, now it's time tomake the "Fuggem Fifty" band of low flying buzzards Bill. Start on it and list the lucky 50, i'm interested. I've made a list of my own with officers and titles, it's called- W.A.T.E. (don't do it) Women Are The Enemy. I have a 10 rule credo and guideline of rules. I'll list it tomorow.
See you then, Endy caught a waave today!!!!! then he was brought to Hollywood, where's Skorb, need to contact him.
have a pleasant evening.

[shobet]

I'm special

[VitaminG]

I've made a list of my own with officers and titles, it's called- W.A.T.E. (don't do it) Women Are The Enemy. I have a 10 rule credo and guideline of rules. I'll list it tomorow.

this is sounding familiar.....

[Emthrax]

Broseppi...

Just cruisin' through here real quick, please let Val know that I'm thinking of her. I dunno what that's like but it must be hell.
I hope she can get to feeling better right quick!

Hugs,
Emmy

[horns666]

I'm special

That's why we like you!

[horns666]

Broseppi...

Just cruisin' through here real quick, please let Val know that I'm thinking of her. I dunno what that's like but it must be hell.
I hope she can get to feeling better right quick!

Hugs,
Emmy

Thanks big time Sis,

I write you soon..

Broseppi,

BillZ

[lerxstcat]

Hey Bill, sorry to hear about Val's back problem and pain. My thoughts and prayers are with y'all that she gets well soon. Give those medical dumbfucks hell brother!

Endo and Tommy in BCB together - one of the signs of the Apocalypse for sure! But what a way to go, right? Condoms, Endo, condoms!

Em, sorry to hear you had a poacher. Sounds like you handled the problem perfectly though, and we know who the TRUE Emily Jones is! This other chica best learn to accept that she is not the alpha Em!

G, your prescence here is awesome and needed! Your posts are always entertaining, never think otherwise! Hang on Sloopy!

[shobet]

Chinese medicine, helped me a lot, seriously! Especially with elections...

Anyway I digress, where's that fucking list that Atomic Charley Sniffer told us all about, I like lists, you know where you are with a list.

Hurry up I'm bored and stuff!