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  • #7501
    OK we may have said a couple tings here that may have been a tad off color..

    So let's hit Rock fuggin bottom!!!!

    OK we ALL know what Lesbians do..because we LOVE that shit..I do!!! There isn't one fuggin' thing guys haven't seen two or three or four...lesbos do..Bless the cherries on their sundaes!!!!

    So WTF do fags do??..SORRY, I'm not gay, and there's no way I could even peek at that shit.. BUT, I'd love to discuss it..it would so much "fun"..I think.

    OK, there's the obvious..

    two dudes doing the 69...

    two dudes recieves the other one pitches, with the curteous reach-around..cool!

    The only thing else I can think of is..scissoring with a double dong ..in the asses..

    I mean it's pretty limited being male gay..one less input..and a great input at that!!

    I'm counting on Uncle Shobey..I know he is not gay, has a nice lookin' woman..but he's seen the craziest of shit!!

    your toughts..:ROTF:

    Bill Z Bub
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #7502
      I watched a documentary on the tube late one night. One of those "Weird Sex Stuff Folks Do" kinda shows. They had a bunch of fat gay guys who got their jollies by getting together, getting naked and eating cakes.
      We laughed a lot at them at the time, but hey, they were happy, and cakes/nudity is actually pretty cool.
      Not the gayness part, though...

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      • #7503
        I'm gonna have to stick with the 95 pounders with the 30lb knockers at the beach, in fact i'm starting to go blind Bill, you're fukkin' up my whole day-lol
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • #7504
          Originally posted by Snoogans View Post
          I watched a documentary on the tube late one night. One of those "Weird Sex Stuff Folks Do" kinda shows. They had a bunch of fat gay guys who got their jollies by getting together, getting naked and eating cakes.
          We laughed a lot at them at the time, but hey, they were happy, and cakes/nudity is actually pretty cool.
          Not the gayness part, though...
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #7505
            Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
            I'm gonna have to stick with the 95 pounders with the 30lb knockers at the beach, in fact i'm starting to go blind Bill, you're fukkin' up my whole day-lol
            Sorry Broseph Tommy!!!!...we NEED you to counter balance the potential gayness off this thread!!!!!!:ROTF:

            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #7506
              I'm gonna get good on the surfboard.... so I can fuck while surfing... I'm not sure if anyone has done it before... I think getting smoked on the waves is one of my best ideas
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #7507
                Fuck you E..

                I love you brother..you fucker..you fucker you!!!

                You go ahead..you OWN that surfboard ..and if you can't..here's what ya do!!!

                You put a Glory Hole in that surfboard..then walk around with with your pud thru the hole ..and go trollin' for tuna..!!!!

                See, that's what I do..I'm an innovator of original sin..

                Now, go fuck that surfboard..dammit!

                Godspeed!!!!!

                T & E..I'm surfin' myself bros..I'm with you in spirit..I ate four 750s, and a xanny..so all is good here, even if its not ..I just hope I can poop later!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #7508
                  you have to come here bro.... I'll make you glory holes in every friggin wall in California

                  I gotta tell you, surfing is the best.... It's a drug.... very addictive.... when you ride on a wave it feels like a good fuck.... no BS.

                  I lost interest in sports a couple of years ago.... I was a sports nut once.... surfing beats 'em all with a huge stick

                  my nose is still a problem though.... no matter what, the water allways goes into my nose.... after I come out I'm snoozing out whole fukking Pacific.... the people are like WTF? there goes the human-shower
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #7509
                    That awesome..I bet man..I wish I could break away and go there..you don't know how bad. I just can't at this time..way too much shit to tend to with the family..right now.

                    Some day man!!!!

                    If not, maybe I'll visit you at your place..

                    At least you can give surfing a shot..I can't swim..I never learned how. I'm afraid of water..more than 4 feet deep..ain't that a bitch..

                    It's my dad's fault..he thought it would be a good idea to throw me in the lake to teach me to swim...NOT

                    He had to dive in and get me as I was fuggin' drowing..traumatized of water ever since..well, that's how he learned..didn't work for me tho..

                    It's so fuggin' awesome you and Tommy are having a blast..I'm really happy for you..that's so kick ass!!!

                    Well, I have to assist Vin with his homework..he's back to school..I got all these required family tie downs and shit..so I can't just up and go..but some day..I promise!!

                    You have fun, I know you are..be safe..but not too safe!

                    Tell Tommy wassup..and you master those waves bro!!

                    Bill Z
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #7510
                      Tommy is trying to win 60 mil with the Lottery... if he does win... he'll let the doctors surgically fasten a hot chick to his dick... her mouth to be specific... and a midget chick to his balls.... so wherever he goes he allways has someone sucking his weenie and licking his balls... this is by far the best idea I've ever heard.... I allmost died laughing when he told me that

                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #7511
                        Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                        Tommy is trying to win 60 mil with the Lottery... if he does win... he'll let the doctors surgically fasten a hot chick to his dick... her mouth to be specific... and a midget chick to his balls.... so wherever he goes he allways has someone sucking his weenie and licking his balls... this is by far the best idea I've ever heard.... I allmost died laughing when he told me that



                        Well, I'm sending good vibes for that 60 mill..If he get's it..tell him to send me 50K..just enough for the boy's HS tuition. I remeber when I went to provate HS tuition wasn't even a grand..that's fucked up.

                        Oh well, fuggums..

                        I gotta bail for now..you catch some waves and 60 mil..

                        good vibes sent your way!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #7512
                          Just listening to Tourniquet's Healing Waters of the Tigris. Love the trade off solo at the end. I believe it's Marty Friedman playing with himself. Very cool. But it sounds like he's empty every patch on his mp1 on this track!
                          Hail yesterday

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                          • #7513
                            Gay sex eh, having never been up a boys bottom I can't comment on it. I've seen some gay porn though and the acting was just as bad as in straight porn.

                            Talking of porn which do you prefer, US meat and potato porn or European you name it well put it up, in, out, on, through, woof-woof, an octopus - where is that going - oh there, kind of porn?

                            US porn looks nice and the ladies are lookers but I think I'd have more fun fucking some of the Euro sluts! But that's just me...
                            Last edited by shobet; 08-24-2007, 08:35 AM.
                            Fwopping, you know you want to!

                            VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                            There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                            • #7514
                              that shit scares me. I'm sure the chick is getting off on the steaming grogan on her chest, but I'd be petrified that my hand (or something else) would goosh into it. So in the middle of proceedings, I'm ducking out to wipe my fingers or other appendages on the curb to get the crap off.
                              Hail yesterday

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                              • #7515
                                I'm perfectly satisfied with the U.S. soft porn in which the ladies allow things like the kitchen table to fit snugly into her ass. I like the the light stuff-lol
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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