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Poland makes the worst porn but if you are into fecal fucking then it's the thing for you
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"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Yeah I'm pretty tradidtional when it comes to the sex thing.. loves the potty humor..I just find it funny as hell to talk about..and elaborate on in the most coloful of ways..there is none more funny to me than that shit.!!
Speaking of which..I seen this twisted ONCE ..Japanese Porn..this japanese chick sqatted and just took a creamy yelowish dump..and then this japanes dude lapped it up like it was his momma's homemade bread puddin'..
it was like a bad car accident..so groteque bet yet I couldn't look away..
Speaking of which..It's Friday..so this is Vinny's first back to school weekend...see I am going to get some pizza and a movie..or just watch 300 again..that was a cool movie..
Blades of Glory is coming out on the 28th..I'll be getteing that one..
I can't waite till Knocked up and especially Superbad get to video..those look pretty funny..I love The 40 year old virgin..seen it so many times tho..actually burned out on it!
Talk to ya soon guys..signing off..for now..!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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What the fuck is going on here!? I wake up at 11am, hungover, and the topic has fallen to page 3. Don't you assholes understand that every animation my computer goes through makes me feel like I'm getting skullfucked? This shit needs to be right at the top on page 1 so I can access the insanity with minimal pain. Anyway, on the subject of fucked up porn, does anyone remember goatse.cx or tubgirl?Comment
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What the fuck is going on here!? I wake up at 11am, hungover, and the topic has fallen to page 3. Don't you assholes understand that every animation my computer goes through makes me feel like I'm getting skullfucked? This shit needs to be right at the top on page 1 so I can access the insanity with minimal pain. Anyway, on the subject of fucked up porn, does anyone remember goatse.cx or tubgirl?Comment
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Tubgirl oh tubgirl, it always makes me smile when I see her pixalated face.
I've been away, so what the fuck have I missed? Fights, sex, arsewipes?Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
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My neighbors called the cops on me at 3am. I woke up at 2:30, cranked up my B-52 and was doing divebombs and squeals with my SL2H. I have to do something now to let them know I'm still crazy and they shouldn't fuck with me. I think they thought I was getting soft after i quit drinking. This should keep them wondering about me for a while.
I answered the door in just a pair of underpants with a Copperhead SL2H strapped to me and the amp feeding back like a motherfucker. The police gave me a warning. :ROTF:Last edited by Jack The Riffer; 09-01-2007, 06:49 AM.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Don't forget lemonparty.orgDon't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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B-52?
I'd write ya a ticket just for that!
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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At three in the morning, I usually answer the door with a 9mm in my hand... Probably a bad look for the cops. At least it was for me the one time THAT happened. And strangely enough, I had Bill on the phone at the time. He got to talk to the coppers and get them to release me AFTER they kicked my ass, cuffed me and drug me through the snow in my underwear... Thankfully HE was on the phone...Comment
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....Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
Oh Yeah..that was crazy shit!!
John, soon you'll be stompin' ass in the snow..and gettin' paid for it..hopefully!
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FUGGUMS...that's all I can say at this time..
Here's what's up in my fuggin' camp,one of the rods in my wifes' back is broken..
I was having a decent time with the family, watching blades of glory , going out for ribs and shit..Then I found a Detention slip Vinny was hiding from me...he's only been at school for 5 fuggin' days ....and here we go again..that lil' mutherfugger!!!!
Every fuggin' year..8 years of this shit. I have a plan..fugggit.
I'm going back to school. That's right, one day this week I will atttend all of Vinny's classes. I will sit there and watch this shit!
I will be his shadow..If he's gotta take a piss ..I'll take one too!!
This will embarass him like fuck..and I will observe those who provoke and/or encourages the shit that always gets him in trouble..
He's like me..the apple does not fall far from the tree..I know how to squash this.
I took his Jackson away from him for two weeks for lying to me. My dad did that to me and that fuggin' killed me ..so now it's my turn.
Vinny is becoming quite the player..his playing at 12 years is pretty advanced..almost as his drums.
He's writing songs that sound just as good as mine..to be quite honest. ..that's fucked up!
But he can't touch his shit for two weeks..and I'm going to 7th grade again..yayyyy!!!
Fuggums..
Bill Z"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I answered the door in just a pair of underpants with a Copperhead SL2H strapped to me and the amp feeding back like a motherfucker. The police gave me a warning. :ROTF:
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NICE!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Wow, hiding the slip? Like you wouldn't find out?Comment
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Dude, he came sooooooooooooooo close to a can of whoop ass!Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
Instead..I took a breathe..told him to get the fuck outta my face...until I could think of a plan of action.
I called him downstairs and laid down the law..
he broke the 1st commandment..that's this isse..fuck the detention..he fuggin' LIED to me..and that's a no no!
I simply asked.."where did you get the fuggin' balls big enough to lie to me?"..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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