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[horns666]

[VitaminG]

";p;"

or, if I remember my "home" keys.....

[horns666]

Wassup G!!!

OK, this is a serious question that won't appear to be serious. It's about the male pud, unlike the female pud..also known as Da Nub!

Since the dawn of man, he has experimented with his pud. There is nothing you can imagine that has yet been explored with the pud..which brings me my question of circumcision. I know it's mentioned in the bible and on bathroom walls within the pyramids.

Other than the relief to pee, it is even more rewarding to shoot the sherbert. it's supposed to be a happy thing. Man stuck in everything and anything..you name it..man tried to fuck it. But what drug was the fucker on ..who looked down at his swoolen PP and said.."Today, I'm going to cut your throat..you mothafugga"

OK John is here..I will contiune this query..and the whatnots..

[horns666]

Wassup G!!!

OK, this is a serious question that won't appear to be serious. It's about the male pud, unlike the female pud..also known as Da Nub!

Since the dawn of man, he has experimented with his pud. There is nothing you can imagine that has yet been explored with the pud..which brings me my question of circumcision. I know it's mentioned in the bible and on bathroom walls within the pyramids.

Other than the relief to pee, it is even more rewarding to shoot the sherbert. it's supposed to be a happy thing. Man stuck in everything and anything..you name it..man tried to fuck it. But what drug was the fucker on ..who looked down at his swoolen PP and said.."Today, I'm going to cut your throat..you mothafugga"

OK John is here..I will contiune this query..and the whatnots..

[Top Jimmy B]

I don't know what to say...at least you're not talking "ass eating".

[VitaminG]

don't know, but it's a good question, Bill. If it was just because it seemed to be a dangly bit of skin that was surplus to requirements, why didn't they start lopping off earlobs while they were at it?

I imagine it was kind of pagan rite. Y'know, self sacrifice to show your obeisance to your "god". And like a lot of these old rites, they've been picked up by the church to bring the heathens under the Christian umbrella.

"dude, if you want to worship here at the temple, you have to cut something off to pay tribute to the big man upstairs."
"what, like a body part?!"
"yea! Cut off your ear, or a finger or something. You see here, I cut off my little toe. Hurt like hell, but now I'm assured of my path to heaven."
"geez, man. That's pretty extreme. Hey, how about this bit of skin on the end of my johnson? It doesn't really do much, and the wife's always complaining about the smell of fromunda cheese"
"well, I guess...."

[Top Jimmy B]

Gary, thanks for that, but I think Captain Bong was being rhetorical. I'm hoping, anyway.

[VitaminG]

I'm sure he was, Jimmy

But the creative urge just took me over. The earlob thing was first spring to mind and it grew from there. I can't play guitar for shit, but I can write a little bit. Well enough to amuse myself, anyhoo

[RattleHead]

Well I disappeared for a while like I tend to do, but now I'm back you crazy bastards. What's new?

[horns666]

..you silly fuckers..I'll be back to discuss important shit!!!

I been side tracked, cocked blocked, bum rushed..and dickslaped with my fuggin' kid's numerous homework assignments.

WTF..I mean WTF..I'm doing nothing but helping him with FOUR reports. I had to buy a new printer and John had to come her and get him all set up fucking with my PC so he could type his reports. I wasn't set up for that until now..THANKS JOHN!!!

Oh, I'm showing John how to spit-shine a shoe that is so shiny. You could look up a girl's dress and see the reflection of her minge on your shoe. ..he's going to be doing that ALOT now!!!!

I'll Be back soon!!!

Z Bub

[horns666]

FUCKKKKKK..I just wrote a book..motherfuckercockfuck!!!!

CayOCK!!!..Fucking fuck COCK!~!

[horns666]

Tommy and I were thinking the same shit at the same time. Movie lines that make us laugh..silly ones that stick in your heads forever..

Tommy said "Stunt Cock!!"..in another thread

At that time I was putting something in the microwave and I said "Don't hurt 'em now Teddy P!!".

Ron is the movie buff..can anyone else names those two movies?

Lets say a line..and guess the movie.

This thread is getting bogged down..let's ride it out..

[RattleHead]

Stunt cock is from Orgazmo isn't it?

[VitaminG]

My daughter & I share a favourite, from Anchorman.

"it's so hot! Milk was a bad choice."

No one else knows what's going on when we say it, but it makes us both giggle.

[horns666]

"Stunt Cock" is from Orgazmo!

My line came from Eddie's Murphy's 'Nutty Professor"..

That is a good line G ..Me and the kid have our faves too. Some he shouldn't say yet, buit he slips...some from Anchorman...that movie rules.

"The 40 year old Virgin"... owns!!

Both Fridays have good lines too..I didn't like The Friday after next that much, the Christmas one. The first two are great!!!

I'm watching Knocked up tonight ..with some pizzas.

Have a killer weekend guys,

Bill Z