Bill's New Home

[horns666]

"Stunt Cock" is from Orgazmo!

My line came from Eddie's Murphy's 'Nutty Professor"..

That is a good line G ..Me and the kid have our faves too. Some he shouldn't say yet, buit he slips...some from Anchorman...that movie rules.

"The 40 year old Virgin"... owns!!

Both Fridays have good lines too..I didn't like The Friday after next that much, the Christmas one. The first two are great!!!

I'm watching Knocked up tonight ..with some pizzas.

Have a killer weekend guys,

Bill Z

[RattleHead]

Oh sweet merciful crap...so hungover.

The funny thing about my back Jules, it's on my cock.

You don't want to suck dick at fucking pussy do you?

[Davey]

so i see everything is in the same state of disarray, as when i was here last.
so, how's everybody?

i've been busy as fuck... between the new (unoficial, unwanted and unneeded) promotion to foreman at the construction site, forming a band, going to gigs, i barelly have the time to chase chicks around hehe..
ok, maybe not as many as i'd like, but life is fun again which is the only thing that's important.. if i only found a way to get paid for doing nothing.. ok, i already get paid for doing nothing, i just got to figgure out how not to be on the site lol

[Endrik]

Fuck, I went to my friend's place in Saturday, he lives near Zuma beach in Malibu.

Late night the wind was so strong, the house was shaking. He was joking around and said that sometimes with winds like this fires start.

In the early morning of Sunday we were like.... WTF is happening????
We saw smoke coming from Pepperdine/downtown Malibu area... then all the news channels were talking about this. Everything was burning.

We went to Point Dume to get a better look, and we could smell the smoke everywhere.

I had to get back to Orange County because I had work the next day... but all the roads were closed.

It was a fucking hassle to get out of there.

I saw that even on the beach one house was burnt down. It was on the Malibu Colony where all the celebrities and rich folks live. The minimum price for those houses are like 10 or 15 mil.

The hills were burnt and all the helicopters and planes were spraying water all over the place.

But Pacific Coast Highway wasn't that damaged, most of the shit was happening on near the Canyon Roads... on the hills.

I saw at least 300 firefighter and police cars/trucks that day.

It was fucking narly.

But in the evening still people were chilling and surfing at the Topanga Beach.

What a day.

Now the fire is everywhere. All over the LA County, here in OC... in Irvine.

FUCK!!!!

[RattleHead]

I saw that the fires on the news this morning, crazy shit. Hope you're spared the fiery wrath.

On a non-fire related note, The 6 Most Terrifying Foods:

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

[horns666]

Man that is terrible..I worked at a HUGE fire..it was legendary in this town. A whole city block was in flames, for a week. A old factory went up and it was just a domino effect. It was so intense there was little "fire tornados"..I'll never forget that. That shit was still smoldering three weeks after the flames were out and CFD kept hosing it down so it wouldn't ignite again.

That was nothing even close to fires like this..and these these are residental areas..expensive ones at that!!!! Actually the first thing that came to mind was that old Alkatraz song w/ Vai.."Skyfire" (in Malibu)..that was one of my faves on that dosc..dumb thing to think about really, but I did. I hope any JCF brosephs and their loved ones are OK..I'm sending them my best...also to those that risk trying to put out that fuggin' monster..

So many fires like that in CA..between that and the earthquakes..I'd be on the edge of edge..godamn!!!

I been a little side-tracked myself assisting Vinny with insane amounts of homework. I better get used to it, That shit is just going to get crazier..yeesh. He's going to start playing baskeball in November ..I don't see how????

Oh, I finally got a used copy of the new Megadeth..Ya'know I sound like Dave and Glen Drover's bastard shreder baby. I gave Glen my demo years ago. Maybe I'm reading more into it , or we're just on the same page in writing style. That first track sounds like the my shit..same feel and everything. Same with Eidolon..he's a great player, so if that were the case, which I doubt..I'm honored.

I gotta bail..not feeling very good for the last couple days. I prolly got the black plague, and my PP is numb. Which is a blessing during sex actually. Otherwise I pop my cork in 2.8 seconds..which I love to do.

[horns666]

Blowjobs, I like 'em best with all the slurping, burping, popping sound effects..the noisier, the better!

[Davey]

Blowjobs, I like 'em best with all the slurping, burping, popping sound effects..the noisier, the better!

totally man. goes for humping too

[horns666]

Ooooh yeah..I remember humpin' noises. My groove is all off now..so I just lay there like a dong strapped to a snowman...

I used to have game..I made the clapping noises and everything. I eat too much pasta, and my back hurts..so, no clapping noises.

You get the clapping when you're in "hump sync" ..together ..push..pull...push...pull..slap...slap...clap...c lap...clap...

I hate when I push and they pull and my PP falls out!!!

[Davey]

[VitaminG]

what's worse is when you pull & they pull, and your PP falls out just as you both head into a push stroke, and then your fuckstick gets bent. Hate that

[horns666]

..

Yes that is worse!!!

I been away for a few..did I miss anything good?

I been listening to a few new metal cds I picked up. I accidently ordered something I already fuggin' have (Zero Hour's last)..I hate that as much as a bent fuckstick!!!

too much shit to keep track of!!!

Listening to the new Morgana Lefay..they barrowed a few Nevermore ideas in the riff department..but still sounds like classic Morgana Lefay!!

[RattleHead]

I've been listening to this thrash band called Evile lately. They're from the U.K. and just had their first full length released this year entitled Enter the Grave. I recommend checking them out, they have a song about Rambo!

[RattleHead]

I've been listening to this thrash band called Evile lately. They're from the U.K. and just had their first full length released this year entitled Enter the Grave. I recommend checking them out, they have a song about Rambo!

[horns666]

Wassup dude,..Yeah I think I've seen that name around..shit like that does catch my eye. I'll check 'em out.

OK I will check them out. I picked up the new Epica cd really cheap (5 bucks)..their new drummer really kicked that band in the ass. If you like their old stuff, you would even more..

Waiting to get my Century Media order..I'm waiting on a Soilwork T Shirt package deal. Why do they promote this shit when they can't fill the orders..they always do that. You'd think they would list it out of stock when that happends to avoid the hassle to customers and themselves.