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  • OMFG JIMMY!!! :ROTF: :ROTF:

    Evan is playing with the Ca Ca??!! He could get pink eye or ecoli and whatnot..ewwww. I knew kiddies would be playing with their poo if they watched Mr. Hanky..I actually gave my kid a warning whenever he watched that...just for that reason. They still don't listen though.. Vinny is such a dick!!

    People in stores and shit prolly think his name is Dick, because that's all I call him.

    Speaking of whom..Yeah E, he's doing really good at basketball. He likes it better than wrestling..maybe he won't break one of his bones this year. He's actually the tallest on his team..that's another one I don't get..he's my height now..5' 8". He's always standing next to me to see if he got taller..he prolly will soon. Val's a midget, and I'm not that tall..so I dunno where he get's that. Both our familes are on the short side.

    He's measurse his wand too..he's has a measuring tape on his nightstand..I think I caught him doing it. He looked all guity and was laughing. I asked him if he was measuring his tool..he said no..but he was...I do.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • Klitschko bros. parents were both midgets, but they are 6'6 and 6'7.... dunno about their wands though
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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      • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
        OMFG JIMMY!!! :ROTF: :ROTF:

        Evan is playing with the Ca Ca??!! He could get pink eye or ecoli and whatnot..ewwww. I knew kiddies would be playing with their poo if they watched Mr. Hanky..I actually gave my kid a warning whenever he watched that...just for that reason. They still don't listen though.. Vinny is such a dick!!
        Yeah it was sick, man. He just kind of dropped the santa hat near the tip of the turd, but the pieces of corn were strategically placed.
        Tarbaby Fraser.

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        • Dude, that's hilarious. Val just read it and laughed..aww man ..that's so sick and funny!!! I would be kinda mad, but I'd have to laugh!!!

          How's Evan doin'..I assume he's doing great!!!

          How you doin'..lookin' forward spending Christmas with him?? Vinny wanted a Keyboard this year..he's a one man band. He took to the guitar really quick..he plays alot of At The Gates, Iced Earth, and his own stuff that sound like my stuff. His right hand may be faster than mine..he's a great rythm player..He's been wanting to jam...we'll do that tonight.
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • Just dropped in to say Fuck you Bill!!! And Merry Christmas!!!

            I found this on my computer a few days ago. i wrote it a few years ago and posted it here. Here it is again:

            Bills' Christmas

            Twas the night before Christmas
            and Bill was so high
            he had just sat down
            to rub Val's thigh

            She told him no
            and said Vin's around
            Bill said get on all 4's
            and I'll do you like a hound

            When out in the yard
            there arose such a clatter
            Bill ran to the door
            to see what was the matter

            He opened the door
            and a crackhead said "Word!"
            Bill drew his firearm
            and then thinned the herd.

            He stood over the body
            as the snow turned red
            Bill said happy Kwanza Motherfucker
            now you're Dead

            He went back in the house
            and his bong he did light
            Then he called Atomic Tommy
            who was High as a kite

            They talked for hours
            But something was amiss
            so they called up Emmy
            Bill's little sis.

            Emmy schooled them
            on all medicines herbal
            while poor Bills Pecker
            got real hard and purple

            Val called to Bill
            Come and watch Rocky
            Bill told her no
            I'm surfing for bukakke

            Bill beat the bishop
            until he was sore
            and went to his music room
            to listen to Nevermore

            Satan appeared from
            out of the fire
            he told Bill
            his need was dire

            My demons are misguided
            I need you to guide them
            I'm getting sick and tired
            of trying to hide them

            Satan said "Bill Z
            with your bong lit so bright
            Won't you lead
            my demons tonight?"

            Bill said I'll do it
            I'm not a sucker
            it's Christmas Eve
            Merry Christmas motherfucker!!!
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • good one
              Hail yesterday

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              • Jack..dude, I fuggin' love you!!!

                Man, that is a blast from the past!! You should work for Hallmark..you can write with the best of them!!!

                Dude, have a nice Christmas man. You should visit her more..I miss ya!!

                I'm going surf for bukakke. I smoked a little mistletoe and I want to make love ..all by my lonesome!!

                That's the best sex there is. Why have anyone ruin it for me..nobody is good as me..not even close!!!

                Y'know, I've done everything you can possibly imagine with a female in my lifetime..and I still prefer to beat the bishop!!!

                Don't get me wrong..I love the poon..but it's always connected to a fuggin' bitch!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • That was hilarious Jack!! kick ass!!
                  Just stopped to to say Merry Christmas to my bro Bill Z Bubbles!! Love ya man, check out what I got!!
                  necklace:



                  and shirt:

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                  • Jeri, nice necklace and shirt!!! You'll get shit wearing that around town..at least some stares ..that's for sure.

                    hmmmm..I wonder how I know this.

                    I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I spent alot of time with the family..and still am. Vinny can't stop playing his new keyboard..that's cool.

                    Val is constaly playing with the telescope..looking at the moon.

                    I am weeding through my cd collection ..which is always an MAJOR project.

                    That's what I've been doin'.
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • To be mentioned in that poem has the Rocket and I in tears. Thankyou for the cameo appearance.
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • Put the penguin down boy
                        it is not a goddamn toy
                        what the fuck I'm babbling here
                        like a drunken Britney Spears
                        now I look like a clown
                        put the fucking penguin down
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • you guys heard the new communic stuff yet?
                          there's a teaser vid from the studio on their myspace page
                          You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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                          • Happy Fuggin' New Year...bitchos!!!

                            Wassup guys..E, Put the pengiun down!

                            Davey, the new Communic isn't out yet..I've been metal shopping..found way too many goodies I can't afford to buy..I hate that. I have the last two Communic releases tho..check out the band Scariot!!

                            Where's Tommy..is he OK.

                            Jack are you out there.

                            Anyone..anyone..Bueller..

                            Today, I peed on myself..I didn't mean to..but I did. I hope that means good luck somewhere in this world..but I have a feelin' it doesn't!!

                            Can anyone Google peeing on yourself on New Years for me..I'm sure I'm not the only that did that on New Years Day. I never did that before and since it was New Years..I thought it could be a sign..

                            Well, I drank alot of Iced tea today..and I was holding it..I really had to go..and I almost made it..I was doing the pee dance and everything..that didn't help!!

                            I'm goin' Googlin' now..
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • Se3, There is lots of peeing the pants stuff on New Year..wow, I knew it!!!

                              This was the first thing that popped up..http://youtube.com/watch?v=J__PaRjwGYo

                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • Hey Bill
                                I found this
                                thought I would post it in here

                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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