Bill's New Home

[horns666]

OMFG JIMMY!!! :ROTF: :ROTF:

Evan is playing with the Ca Ca??!! He could get pink eye or ecoli and whatnot..ewwww. I knew kiddies would be playing with their poo if they watched Mr. Hanky..I actually gave my kid a warning whenever he watched that...just for that reason. They still don't listen though.. Vinny is such a dick!!

People in stores and shit prolly think his name is Dick, because that's all I call him.

Speaking of whom..Yeah E, he's doing really good at basketball. He likes it better than wrestling..maybe he won't break one of his bones this year. He's actually the tallest on his team..that's another one I don't get..he's my height now..5' 8". He's always standing next to me to see if he got taller..he prolly will soon. Val's a midget, and I'm not that tall..so I dunno where he get's that. Both our familes are on the short side.

He's measurse his wand too..he's has a measuring tape on his nightstand..I think I caught him doing it. He looked all guity and was laughing. I asked him if he was measuring his tool..he said no..but he was...I do.

[Endrik]

Klitschko bros. parents were both midgets, but they are 6'6 and 6'7.... dunno about their wands though

[Top Jimmy B]

OMFG JIMMY!!! :ROTF: :ROTF:

Evan is playing with the Ca Ca??!! He could get pink eye or ecoli and whatnot..ewwww. I knew kiddies would be playing with their poo if they watched Mr. Hanky..I actually gave my kid a warning whenever he watched that...just for that reason. They still don't listen though.. Vinny is such a dick!!

Yeah it was sick, man. He just kind of dropped the santa hat near the tip of the turd, but the pieces of corn were strategically placed.

[horns666]

Dude, that's hilarious. Val just read it and laughed..aww man ..that's so sick and funny!!! I would be kinda mad, but I'd have to laugh!!!

How's Evan doin'..I assume he's doing great!!!

How you doin'..lookin' forward spending Christmas with him?? Vinny wanted a Keyboard this year..he's a one man band. He took to the guitar really quick..he plays alot of At The Gates, Iced Earth, and his own stuff that sound like my stuff. His right hand may be faster than mine..he's a great rythm player..He's been wanting to jam...we'll do that tonight.

[Jack The Riffer]

Just dropped in to say Fuck you Bill!!! And Merry Christmas!!!

I found this on my computer a few days ago. i wrote it a few years ago and posted it here. Here it is again:

Bills' Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
and Bill was so high
he had just sat down
to rub Val's thigh

She told him no
and said Vin's around
Bill said get on all 4's
and I'll do you like a hound

When out in the yard
there arose such a clatter
Bill ran to the door
to see what was the matter

He opened the door
and a crackhead said "Word!"
Bill drew his firearm
and then thinned the herd.

He stood over the body
as the snow turned red
Bill said happy Kwanza Motherfucker
now you're Dead

He went back in the house
and his bong he did light
Then he called Atomic Tommy
who was High as a kite

They talked for hours
But something was amiss
so they called up Emmy
Bill's little sis.

Emmy schooled them
on all medicines herbal
while poor Bills Pecker
got real hard and purple

Val called to Bill
Come and watch Rocky
Bill told her no
I'm surfing for bukakke

Bill beat the bishop
until he was sore
and went to his music room
to listen to Nevermore

Satan appeared from
out of the fire
he told Bill
his need was dire

My demons are misguided
I need you to guide them
I'm getting sick and tired
of trying to hide them

Satan said "Bill Z
with your bong lit so bright
Won't you lead
my demons tonight?"

Bill said I'll do it
I'm not a sucker
it's Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas motherfucker!!!

[VitaminG]

good one

[horns666]

Jack..dude, I fuggin' love you!!!

Man, that is a blast from the past!! You should work for Hallmark..you can write with the best of them!!!

Dude, have a nice Christmas man. You should visit her more..I miss ya!!

I'm going surf for bukakke. I smoked a little mistletoe and I want to make love ..all by my lonesome!!

That's the best sex there is. Why have anyone ruin it for me..nobody is good as me..not even close!!!

Y'know, I've done everything you can possibly imagine with a female in my lifetime..and I still prefer to beat the bishop!!!

Don't get me wrong..I love the poon..but it's always connected to a fuggin' bitch!

[guitarsjb]

That was hilarious Jack!! kick ass!!
Just stopped to to say Merry Christmas to my bro Bill Z Bubbles!! Love ya man, check out what I got!!
necklace:



and shirt:

[horns666]

Jeri, nice necklace and shirt!!! You'll get shit wearing that around town..at least some stares ..that's for sure.

hmmmm..I wonder how I know this.

I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I spent alot of time with the family..and still am. Vinny can't stop playing his new keyboard..that's cool.

Val is constaly playing with the telescope..looking at the moon.

I am weeding through my cd collection ..which is always an MAJOR project.

That's what I've been doin'.

[atomic charvel guy]

To be mentioned in that poem has the Rocket and I in tears. Thankyou for the cameo appearance.

[Endrik]

Put the penguin down boy
it is not a goddamn toy
what the fuck I'm babbling here
like a drunken Britney Spears
now I look like a clown
put the fucking penguin down

[Davey]

you guys heard the new communic stuff yet?
there's a teaser vid from the studio on their myspace page

[horns666]

Happy Fuggin' New Year...bitchos!!!

Wassup guys..E, Put the pengiun down!

Davey, the new Communic isn't out yet..I've been metal shopping..found way too many goodies I can't afford to buy..I hate that. I have the last two Communic releases tho..check out the band Scariot!!

Where's Tommy..is he OK.

Jack are you out there.

Anyone..anyone..Bueller..

Today, I peed on myself..I didn't mean to..but I did. I hope that means good luck somewhere in this world..but I have a feelin' it doesn't!!

Can anyone Google peeing on yourself on New Years for me..I'm sure I'm not the only that did that on New Years Day. I never did that before and since it was New Years..I thought it could be a sign..

Well, I drank alot of Iced tea today..and I was holding it..I really had to go..and I almost made it..I was doing the pee dance and everything..that didn't help!!

I'm goin' Googlin' now..

[horns666]

Se3, There is lots of peeing the pants stuff on New Year..wow, I knew it!!!

This was the first thing that popped up..http://youtube.com/watch?v=J__PaRjwGYo

[RacerX]

Hey Bill
I found this
thought I would post it in here