Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Very Nice Ron..thank you.

One of his buddies knocked on my door..it was an early Sunday morning, and I had a case mornin' wood..that stalled me hoppin' to the door...that's actually a true story.

I don't know if I'm high or this is funny..or both..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8&feature=user

[Davey]

bill.. it's both LMAO

and no, the communic stuff aint out yet, but there's a teaser studio trailer on their myspace. sounds cool so far

[horns666]

Davey..I checked that new Communic out. That sounds like their best one yet IMO. I thought they tried to rip off Nevermore when I heard their first one..due to the singer in the same range and similair style as Warrel mainly. Musically not very similiar at all..other than their both metal.

Check into Scariot they get compared to Nevermore alot..but also have their own sig as well..

THere is other band I accumulated that are similar in style..Their names escapes me..I'll have to check my stuff!!!

[Davey]

allright, will do

[lerxstcat]

"Morning wood" means "gotta pee" to me. So yeah, that would forestall me answering the front door. Though with the weather you've had in the Land of Cleve, you could go out and write your name in the front yard for the postman!

[Jack The Riffer]

Hey Bill, how's Pico doing?

[Endrik]

[horns666]

Holy Bukakke Batman..it's Peter North!!!!

Fuck, I wasfianlly able to get on this page. It is getting hard as hell to get it to load (pun)..is this happeneing with anyone else? This thread is getting way too heavy for my computer is some shit..

I don't think there's anything we can do about it..that blows.

[VitaminG]

yea, the thread is getting so huge, I usually open it up in another window so I can keep surfing the rest of the JCF while I wait for it to load

anyone see my "Wanted" ad? Anyone got a good US Jackson they'll let me have for $250?

[horns666]

I'm still breathing fuckers..

I've been busy with the kid and wife..homework, basketball and shit. It was my wife's 40th birthday yesterday. I wanted to bone her..but once again, my fuggin' kid cock blocked me by staying up later than her..that lil' fuck!!!

He's going to bed at 6PM tonight!!!!

Hell, if he's not sleeping by 10PM he's going to see my balls-a-slappin'..if that don't traumtize him ..I don't know what esle will..fuggums!

[VitaminG]

happy birthday to Val! What did you get her? A sainthood for putting up with you?

[horns666]

happy birthday to Val! What did you get her? A sainthood for putting up with you?

THAT would be justified!!!

No, everyone gave her favorite thing in the wolrd..MONEY!!!

We both share that same passion...Money!!! I want wanna fuck it...I wanna fuck a ginormous pile of money. I want to climb a mountain of money the size of Mt. Everest..and scream from it's icy peak.."This fuggin' shit is all mine!!!"..!!!

Amen

[fett]

Bill. I'm trying to hold down the fart. But, damnit, you guys need to go to the Nerd-Side and liven up the rest of the Bored.

[lerxstcat]

I'm still breathing fuckers..

I've been busy with the kid and wife..homework, basketball and shit. It was my wife's 40th birthday yesterday. I wanted to bone her..but once again, my fuggin' kid cock blocked me by staying up later than her..that lil' fuck!!!

He's going to bed at 6PM tonight!!!!

Hell, if he's not sleeping by 10PM he's going to see my balls-a-slappin'..if that don't traumtize him ..I don't know what esle will..fuggums!

Vinny's what, 13 now? I'm a little concerned that he isn't out chasing the pussy yet himself! Maybe you need to buy him some "secret" porn so he'll go to his room and master his domain while you master yours!

[horns666]

Vinny's what, 13 now? I'm a little concerned that he isn't out chasing the pussy yet himself! Maybe you need to buy him some "secret" porn so he'll go to his room and master his domain while you master yours!

..

I did that already. Well, I slip him a Playboy around Chrsitmas. I put it on my desk and told him, NOT to touch it until I look through..some of those adds contain open gash shots. Within 5 minutes of returning to my desk..Vinny was already downstairs with the fuggin' magazine..fuggit..it's yours..."keep it away from your mother!!!!"

On a serious note..I'm dying. I either have A) a pulled groin muscle..or B) a fuggin' Hernia..I can't walk. I didn't do anything to get this. I just got out of bed to get something to eat..and then it hit me like a sledghammer to the groin..my wife was laughing at me. It doubled me over..I can't walk, stand..nuthin'. Eeverytime I try, it's like a major cramp in my pubic region. Am I just getting so old that I can't get out of bed without breaking shit..I think yes!

ouch...my groin hurts!!!

Hey Fett!!

owwww..