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New Meshuggah album is amazing.
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If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it, do the trees still laugh?? -
i think it's time to add to the porn dvd collection, off to the store.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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wassup muthfuggs..
I don't know where he got this..but my boy got game!!!
Check out the Vin Man dunkin' 'em!!!
He's good!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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No love for what came out of my balls..that's my sperm playin' B-ball!!!
ain't that sumptin'..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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bro. we can't see those pics... they are password protected"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Shit..Really..that is weird..I can see them..but I did use a password to get 'em..I dunno..That sucks!!Originally posted by Endrik View Post 
Oh well, anywhoo..Wassup E..are you gettin' your pud worshipped by any succubi? 
My wife is a succubus..goddamt!
I've been in a tizzy..the wife is drivin' me fuggin' crazy. I need to burn one and get silly fuggin' retarded!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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no, but my pud is being worshipped by a VOZ wich doesn't want to let it go"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Oh man..Ok E!! it's been a while but I been there..ummm do you have ANY family mebers where you are..call them..yell for them..let them open the door and see your pud lodged in a VOZ..their reaction will cause your pud to recoil causing a popping noise like.."pop"..and you'll be free..it's a phenomenom.Originally posted by Endrik View Post
It's like when you scare somewhere with the hiccups..it's works!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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So, who wants to talk shit with me.
The art of genital grooming.
Politics...that's a joke
Religion
Sex
Metal
What do guys truly like about girls and visa versa..
"Cop" related Q&A..like the best way to get out of the ticket..
Cop stories..the sickest, craziest shit I had to deal with..or ever seen..lots there!
I have no problems answering any questions in a turse and honest manner..like always.
I also can give advice on marriage and being a dad..I seem to do that well..
No subject is taboo..I will be more than happy to answer any and all questions..
Yours,
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Dear Mr. Zurlo
What is the best sauce to dip your weenie into?
Thanks!"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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ooooh, don't use tabasco sauce. You'll make your girl cry when it runs in her eyes.Hail yesterdayComment
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WTF..double posted muthfuggas..Last edited by horns666; 03-24-2008, 06:06 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Dear E,
Personally I like large curd cottage cheese..after it spoils of course.
Or sometimes, I do enjoy submerging my pud in strawberry and banana yogurt..which is actually healthy for the penis...because it has much less saturated fat than the cottage cheese.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Personally I like to defer to the girl who's sucking the sauce so that she'll do her very best... I'm just a gentleman that way!
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Oh..I didn't know there was a girl involved.
Well in that case..I'll let her decide..as long as it ain't tabasco sauce as G prefers."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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