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Again with the double donged post..WTF??!!!
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
Tabasco is good as an after-shave after shaving your balls.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Oh my..I just did that "Home Alone" thing..but on my groin!Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yeah, I'm not limber enough to do it myself! And I don't own a dog either!Originally posted by horns666 View Post
So it's got to be a girl. And yeah, no Tabasco! Medium hot picante sauce is my limit! 
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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You kmow Rich that reminds me..I once bopped a girl that made my pp burn. I think it was just a friction burn to be honest..it went away on its own..so thats good.
Any sore on your pp that goes away is a good thing..I'm no doctor but I know that because I'm smart!
It was prolly the large curd cottage cheese..they say it has penile healing powers..they do say that. I dunno who they are..but it had to be said..in the history of mankind."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I'll google it!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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shove your pud in this...it is like the fountain of youth for the pp!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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That looks like a really bad yeast infection!!!
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Y'know Jack..when I was a young teen (very young). If there was a poon in front of me I didn't care if it spewed green pea soup. I was happy their was poon. Now, I will disclose facts best left not mentioned. I have ate at the Y during a yeast infection, I have ate at the Y while aunt flow was visisting, ...on one occassion I spotted a "dingleberry"..I just flicked it off and dined...the image is so vivid..images of shame gone by.Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostThat looks like a really bad yeast infection!!!
You see, my hormones was poppin hardcore. I was desperate and determined to get my fill during those weekends, and I was stoned and stupid!!!
I'm lucky the only thing I ever got was the crabs and ringworm from a she-beast with a wooden leg..but those are bragging rights I think...because that shit could NEVER happen again!
..and we all knmow I have no qualms about the ballon knot..so ..that's a whole other story.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Thank you very much Gentlemen
Your wisdom makes my legs feel weak"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Thank you very much Gentlemen
Your wisdom makes my legs feel weak"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Do not sell your wisdom short broseppi E..for thou hath thee wisdom of three muthafuggas.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostY'know Jack..when I was a young teen (very young). If there was a poon in front of me I didn't care if it spewed green pea soup. I was happy their was poon. Now, I will disclose facts best left not mentioned. I have ate at the Y during a yeast infection, I have ate at the Y while aunt flow was visisting, ...on one occassion I spotted a "dingleberry"..I just flicked it off and dined...the image is so vivid..images of shame gone by.
You see, my hormones was poppin hardcore. I was desperate and determined to get my fill during those weekends, and I was stoned and stupid!!!
I'm lucky the only thing I ever got was the crabs and ringworm from a she-beast with a wooden leg..but those are bragging rights I think...because that shit could NEVER happen again!
..and we all knmow I have no qualms about the ballon knot..so ..that's a whole other story. :ROTF: 
Crazy shit, Bill. I'll have to live vicariously through the wild stories of your youth, because I was a good sensible boy. Good clean wholesome (not hole-some) fun, me. And boring as bat piss. Still amHail yesterdayComment
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostY'know Jack..when I was a young teen (very young). If there was a poon in front of me I didn't care if it spewed green pea soup. I was happy their was poon. Now, I will disclose facts best left not mentioned. I have ate at the Y during a yeast infection, I have ate at the Y while aunt flow was visisting, ...on one occassion I spotted a "dingleberry"..I just flicked it off and dined...the image is so vivid..images of shame gone by.
You see, my hormones was poppin hardcore. I was desperate and determined to get my fill during those weekends, and I was stoned and stupid!!!
I'm lucky the only thing I ever got was the crabs and ringworm from a she-beast with a wooden leg..but those are bragging rights I think...because that shit could NEVER happen again!
..and we all knmow I have no qualms about the ballon knot..so ..that's a whole other story. :ROTF:
Crazy shit, Bill. I'll have to live vicariously through the wild stories of your youth, because I was a good sensible boy. Good clean wholesome (not hole-some) fun, me. And boring as bat piss. Still amHail yesterdayComment
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I was a very bad and nasty boy G..
I hope you guys had a great Easter. My mom cooked the traditional Easter supper..here's a pic..
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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