Bill's New Home

[Endrik]

Zurlos are fucked up, they served Bill's pud as the main dish

[horns666]

Zurlos are fucked up, they served Bill's pud as the main dish

Yeah man...exactly. That IS my pud!!!

Did I mention the time when my man sack was rubbing against Clevo-John's USA Dinky?

I had a big ol' hole in the groinal area of my jeans..unbenownst to me. I have the recording where you can hear John trying to get my attention..the music stops and you hear the laughter..that was a great moment.

Y'know he never plays that guitar since.

[lerxstcat]

double post...

[lerxstcat]

"For Sale: USA Dinky. Great condition, slight overspray on back" :ROTF:

[horns666]

"For Sale: USA Dinky. Great condition, slight overspray on back"

...that was awesome. It was so embarrasing that it was funny. I mean fuggit ..what am I supposed to do. I'm sitting there with my balls flopped out..eh.. :ROTF:

[VitaminG]

I'd buy it if the price was right. A bit of lighter fluid and a match and that'll come right off!

[lerxstcat]

I saw Bill's post and it reminded me of the Carfax commercial where the wrecked car is being loaded on the flatbed and the guy's typine "For Sale: NEW PAINT"! But the idea of John selling a guitar with Bill Z Spooge on it was even funnier!

[horns666]

It's actually a cool early lightning sky graphic..worn nicely..with a smudge on the back..

[lerxstcat]

It's actually a cool early lightning sky graphic..worn nicely..with a smudge on the back..

Okay, we'll call it a "smudge".... it's your story, tell it any way ya want!

[horns666]

I'm in the midst of adopting a friggin' Chihuahua..

My wife saw one at the kennel..Pico is pretty disabled..bad legs..I don't think this is a good idea.

We are waiting to see if someone else will adopt it first..we will if nobody else does. It's very cute, all white..5 pounds and getting his balls cut off tomorrow..

I'm in a tizzy.

[lerxstcat]

Sorry to hear Pico's legs are going, Bill. It makes sense though, my buddy's Chihuahua would run up to you and continuously jump up and down on her hind legs until you picked her up. Like she had a built-in pogo stick. I mean if you stood and talked to him for 10 minutes that dog would keep pogoing until you paid her some attention.

I always thought "that's gotta hurt" so I'd usually pick her up sooner rather than later. Sweet little dog but she could get pissed at you too. I love how they think they're a fucking polar bear or something when they get pissed! It's kind of cute until they decide to fuck with a German shepherd that's walking by and you have to save them! And they're pissed at YOU because they think you stopped them from fucking up the Shepherd!

Anyway, good luck with Pico and with the new dog if you adopt it too,

[Jack The Riffer]

Hey Bill, I remember the story of "The Dark Marsupial". :ROTF:

[horns666]

Wassup Guys, I've been sidetracked with homelife.

Rich, Val and I decided not to get the new dog. Pico's knee's are shot and he's disabled and enabled. We carry him everywhere he goes. So, bringing another dog in the house jumping around and fuggin' with him wouldn't be bery nice. Pico is not in pain yet. When his quality of life takes a dump and starts to suffer. Well, we'll cross that bridge then..make his last years peaceful ones I guess.

Jack..Yes, "The Dark Marsupial" !!!! That is my pud's alter ego!!!!

I've watched many a porn scene and never seen any genitalia that resembles mine. My pud has the shape of an egplant, the exact girth of a pop can, and three flesh tones..that blend quite well..much like tobacco sunburst..

With that visual..I must go for now. I'm going to bop the wife sometimes today..get baked , eat lots of food and watch dumb movies..that's a plan!

Fuggums,

Later fellows!

Bill Z Bub..

[horns666]

"Metal"..did you know that its been around for a very long time.

Since there is MORE metal bands coming out of the woodwork and LESS money in my pocket these days. I've been re-discovering alot of great metal that seem to get lost in my collection. I've been trading/selling stuff I can do without to catch up on newer stuff that that came out in the last couple years.

I'm going to start a Bill Z Bub's "hardifact" segment. My personal favorites that I would strongly recommend..it'll cover all things metal..old , new and all genres included.

Today, I been in Psychotic Waltz mode ..truly amazing stuff! Singer Buddy Lackey went on with Dead Souls Tribe, another fine power/prog band. I prefer his work with PW. PSCHOTIC WALTZ is a dark progressive metal band that has a sound all their own. Their 1989 debut a social grace and sounds just as killer today. Followed by their 1992 "Into the everflow", which is a continuum of their sound..they have a pretty twisted style, but enough hooks to kee you interested and going back for another listen. Next is their third 1994 release "Mosquito" produced by Scott Burns..this is more aggressive and straight forward but still retains their signature style. Unfortuately , Their last 1996 release "Bleeding" is probably theur best sonically..I really liked where they were going. Guitarist Dan Rock put out his own solo CD..and a few years later singer BL started Dead Sould Tribe who have released 6 releases of their own. A few years ago PW released a double cd of live and archives.

I heard several times that this is (Death, SYL, Dark Angel) drummer Gene Hoglan's favorite band..and turns everyone in his circles onto them. I would like to do the same..

I would like to continue sharing my favorites with my JCF friends that I know appreciate art that shouldn't be this obscure.

Please feel free to do the same..let us talk about the best of the best..basically a metal "elitist" set of the finest music never heard..which we have all benefit from in the past!

[Snoogans]

How about someone starting a "Bill's New Home - part 2" thread?
This beautiful dark and twisted monster takes forever to load, and my frickin' computer is starting to lock up...