Bill's New Home

[Lev]

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SOUTH PARK MARATHON ON TV NOW! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Saw that last night Lev. "I'm Thuper, thankth for athking." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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ahhhh...Jesus Crithst..

I'm too fuckin' high and lazy ...it is very very gloomy over here ( I love that) and I'm writing some lyrics while listening to three Darkthrone cds.....what in the hell could be gloomier...

Tonight I'ts Bong Suicide night ....so beware . I may or may not appear here later ....if I do ...whatever I type I won't remember a damn thing ....like usual..

I'm sure the topic will include my PP .....My PP is the focal point of ever Bong Suicide night!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Lev]

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Towelie is hilarious... "so you wanna get high?" after everything he says and "oooh man, I have no idea whats goin on" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I cut down a lot on smoking but I had to spark one up during that episode [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Tonight I'ts Bong Suicide night ....so beware . I may or may not appear here later ....if I do ...whatever I type I won't remember a damn thing ....like usual..

I'm sure the topic will include my PP .....My PP is the focal point of ever Bong Suicide night!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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I sure hope no Dr. gets pissed of and hacks it up into pieces. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Sweet Holy Lollipops....I almost got my dong stuck in the bong ...

Showin' off to the friggin' wife...

whewwwww... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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damn, dude. That could've made for an interesting evening down at Emergency.

[little0x]

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..Bill, You cant take hits with your penis..no matter how hard ou try... EVEN I KNOW THIS!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] YEAH!


Ox

[Jack The Riffer]

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I hate it when I get Bong Dong. The wife complains about the taste. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I'm not even kiddin'...

I do the stupidiest crap you can imagine when I'm trashed ...

you think I have more sense than this ....NOT!!!!

Well ....I guess I was just trying to amuse the wife to keep here from fallin' asleep so I could get some after my kid goes to bed..

well she went to sleep anyway ...

well that would have been great to explain to the boy ......"Daddy why is your dong stuck in the bong"???!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Outlander]

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So Bill ...did you take a hit off the bong as soon as you got yourself free oooooooohh!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
You know what that means ...you had your mouth where your...well nevermind.

[RacerX]

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Eh, you KNOW Bill would self-fellate himself if he could! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Hell yeah I'd blow myself ....wouldn't leave the house if I could!!!

That Bong was fired up all night ...man is that bong water gooey.... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Damn, what'd you do to it???

[horns666]

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I dunno ...I was high..

the ween was in semi flacid state ....then while in the bong it seem to awaken ..causing it to lodge with intense pressure ....In my experience with my tool lodged in such things ...I knew it was a matter of seconds to withdraw before tragedy strikes..

Once I had a Penis Pump stuck on me for over twenty minutes ....what the hell good is a penis pump if you have to wait to go limp to get out of it ....again my wife thought it was amusing ...

BTW ...I never seen the 'ol mantool as big as it was when in that contraption .....it looked like a summer squash.....I was very impressed with myself ...

but I don't recommend anyone to use this device for this very reason .... [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

I guess It say for "novelty" use for this reason... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]