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  • #196
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Really ...You could always tell that house by it's Barn shaped roof and those windows ...I saw on TV the owner of the place was so pissed at people gawking at the house ....he changed the windows and the features of the home....whatta dick ...!!!!

    I think it would be cool to live in a legendary home like that and wouldn't change a damed thing ...if anyone wants to "Gawk" charge admission and bring then into the basement ....hell why not ???!!!

    You could make a lot of $$$ doin' that...
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #197
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      This thread needs a little Bump sooooo .....there ya go!

      and while I'm here all I can say right now is ...

      MY PP RULES!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #198
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        If you pull it, it will grow...
        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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        • #199
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          Hey Bill, I was listening to the online Black/Death Metal station that I listen to a lot....and this really blistering song came on...in the middle of it I swore I heard a BOOOIIIIINNNGGGG! ...just like in the cartoons! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          So maybe it was the TV in the other room...Nope! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It was in the song! Then it sounded some more... BOOIINNGGG! BOOOING! Kinda weird, a serious black metal song (of course I didn't write down who it was, but I think they were from one of the north Europe countries [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
          ...so...I figured if anybody'd know, it'd be BillZBoinger HAHAHAHA so....do you know the song / artist?
          ,,,and WTF did they put those BOINGS in there? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #200
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            Ron ...I want to incorparate that Boing into every one of my songs...

            Once I was at band practice over by John's house ...and I'm playin' his baby , a lighting sky Dinky ... well anywhoo...

            John noticed that a protrusion was sticking out of my groin area right next to his guitar .....yep you guessed it ....there was a huge whole in my jeans and the big ol' elusive "Dark Marsupial" was spotted violating his axe ....one of the finest moments of my entire life... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #201
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              oh my hell.
              Tarbaby Fraser.

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              • #202
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                John had to seek couseling after that ....as a matter of fact I don't think he's touched that guitar since.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Jimmy your avatar fuggin' RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #203
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  Thanks bro. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] I'm finally comfortable enough to embrace my deformity and changed my avatar to reflect that. If only my wife was ok with it and would give me some skin. My blood counts are just about high enough to get a boner, so I'll be dangerous in about a week. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]
                  Tarbaby Fraser.

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                  • #204
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    I need to know what station Ron is listening to, because this one I'm on SUCKS.
                    I like Stairway to Heaven just fine, but every 10 minutes? I'd rather hear boinging.
                    And I just heard the crappiest song, called "The Panic" by Strata (who I've never heard of). In the chorus it sounds like he's saying "Air Raid!" which makes me think of the movie "Dazed and Confused" where the Senior girls are shouting at the Freshman girls making them eat the pavement. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Oh Bill... careful of them holey jeans. A buddy of mine slipped out of his when he crouched down to wrestle his dog. A real dog, not his PP. Anyway, his boys slipped out and the dog gave him a nice big LICK!! Bwahahaha!!
                    He about threw up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    Ciao,
                    Em

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                    • #205
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                      That is so friggin' gross. Not to say I'd be upset if a dog licked my ball, just a little grossed out. Clear?
                      Tarbaby Fraser.

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                      • #206
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        I think if Bill's dog accidentally licked Bill's balls, Bill'd be smearing peanut butter on his boys to better train little Pico! Hell he might rename the dog Slurpee if he got good
                        at it!
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        • #207
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          Holy Jeez...!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

                          Man ...I'm high as a kite right now ... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                          Now let me clear this right up . I might have experimented with inanimate objects as sex toys such as ...Honeydew Melons , Jack-o-Laterns , Vozes , My mom's mink coat sleeve , in the couch cushions , between two pillows ....the usual stuff.

                          I used to dress my PP up in my little sister's Barbie cloathes...

                          But I never , never , never went Doggy style .....yet.

                          hmmm...doesn't sound like a bad idea really.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #208
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                            Jimmy you don't have a deformity ...you have an incredible ball.

                            It's still Boppin the wife and lookin' at internet Porn...

                            I bet with the advance in today's medicine ...a Testoculiar Transplant is right around the corner ..

                            Soon as that happens ...I'll be the first one in line doning a Gorilla's sack.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #209
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              Bill - So I guess you don't know the answer then? (Got distracted by a penis story sheesh [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] )
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                              • #210
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                [ QUOTE ]
                                I need to know what station Ron is listening to, because this one Stairway to Heaven just fine, but every 10 minutes? I'd rather hear boinging.

                                [/ QUOTE ]

                                Embabe, PM me. (I'm not giving away my secret stash to these yahoos [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )
                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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