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  • Re: Bill\'s New Home

    We should post stuff about the best porn sites or something
    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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      Yeah I know what your sayin' ...they are very apprehensive at first and clench it a bit ...

      then all of a sudden those velvety cheeks part like I'm Mosses in the Red Sea ...and then I go butt snorklin'...they love it ...just love it!!!

      remeber it hasn't been "they" in a very long time but my memory serves me quite well ...I'm a good boy now ..I go snorklin' in only one little pond now ..the same pond for 17 years ....wow!

      all the ones I've been with...anywhooooooooooooooo [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        What's cool, is I should be hitting a couple of new 18 year old boat washers we just hired. One has nice perfect d cup tits and the other has that skinny chick thing working for her. It's funny young chicks just love guys with Tattoos and bikes. the 1st thing these girls asked on their 1st day was who's bike is that??? How many Tattoos do you have. It's like I don't even have to work for it anymore
        I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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          dude ..please by all means dude ...I fully encourage it ...my balls are are a little soar from a little turbulence ...ball turbulence ...

          You have my complete blessing my fine young soldier ...you do it ..

          I'll watch!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

          I dare you to do something "ass" related... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            Fuckies ... 18 year old boat washers...

            Man , where do I friggin' sign!!!!!!!

            I can't touch ...but damn I can "look" my ass off!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • Re: Bill\'s New Home

              I just need to lose about 10-20lbs. I was about 215-225 in Jan. now I'm 240lbs, The switch in jobs just kinda screwed me.

              Now lets recomend some porn!!!!!!!

              http://www.amateurallure.com
              I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                www.TawneeStone.com
                I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                  i'm currently involved with a 5'2 34D Vocalist! That's right, I swear to god, she's Anneke's (the gathering's singer) sexy little sister. I'm currently working on her musical expansion into the world of metal, with The Gathering, Orphaned Land, Devin Townsend and Katatonia.

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                    Also there's nothing better than seeing 2 Hot chicks spraying water all over them selves washing a 49ft yacht. Plus I have a authurity postion over them, they come to me for supplies and ****, Plus I got 1 of them to buy pizza for lunch today on a bet that they couldn't wash a boat in a certin time. Tomarrow I'll pay both of them to wash my bike
                    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                      What's funny is I'll get chicks in to my hands by playing or singing pop songs and then getting them into metal.
                      I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                        I love talking to women ...I really do love their company ...I can always gel with 'em...

                        My kid takes right after me ...he has a gift of gab with the girlies ...Oh and they eat it up everytime!!

                        I love 'em .....all of 'em..

                        There is this one I keep lookin' at we exchange passing glances constantly...she's kind of thick ...very Italian looking ..

                        well Vinny is gabbing with here for the better part of a half an hour ...

                        so when we get in the car I ask my kid all the important info ...name , age ..what kind of music she digs ...whatever

                        My kid tells me she's a 17 yr old senior in Highschool ....I couldn't friggin' believe it

                        she looks like at least 23 - 25 ...no kiddin' ...

                        Jeez friggin' highschool ... what the hell am I thinkin' ....wow!!!

                        Man I'm gettin' sooo old but she's very cute ...and very nice ...she thinks Vinny is soooo handsome , she tells him constantly....man he just don't know what he's in for ...

                        I'm going to have to give him the butt talk pretty soon...

                        Now I feel like a dirty ol' man lookin' at her figure like that...very very curvy ...man I'm bad!!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          Just tell him to wear a comdom and enjoy life.

                          That's what my dad told me
                          I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                            Drip that's great dude ...I love Annekke she has the very best voice of any female singers out ther ....I love to listen to her at night ...she's very relaxing!!!

                            DRSdude...no Make a whole new thread of ass porn... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

                            Tawny Stone ...Now that is EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about ...that to me is the perfect girl ...real , natural beautiful ...no fake boobs or tats ....man I'd pop my cork just smellin' that ass!!!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              Dude, If I hadn't got in so much trouble over my old avatars, I would post so much good **** it'd be unbelievable.

                              Trust me you'll like this

                              www.nnboards.com
                              I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                                Yes I do like that!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Dude your 240 now ...I'm 235 now ...I been drinkin' Coke like nuts ....my wife buys two cases of Coke or Pepsi and I kill it by the time she goes shopping ...two cases in a week ...that's my problem

                                I told her not to buy pop ...if it's not here I can't drink it ...outta sight outta mind ...so she buys it anyways !! [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                                how tall are you ...I can't work out with heavy weights anymore because of my neck and back ...but I do curls while watchin' TV ..I have one 35 lb cast dumbell ...so I use that until my arms fall off...that's about it...

                                at least it keeps the guns pumped... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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