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  • #601
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    As the body count builds,
    And the viscera spills,
    The mucus it fills,
    My mouth full of thrills,
    My meat I stick inside,
    Tearing up the insides,
    More sloppy I will ride,
    With each shucking glide.

    Anal Rape,
    No Escape,
    Internal Rupture,
    Lost in Rapture.

    I thought we needed some more useless crap in this topic.

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    • #602
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      OK ...Sorry I fukked up ...I was thinking of an entirely different band...

      That sounds pretty cool ...is it like progressive black / death metal or somethin'.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #603
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        Rattle ...that was pretty. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

        you should work for Hallmark!!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #604
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          Or hey! [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] He could found a death/black metal greeting card company, called HallDARK! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"For tidings dark and foul, send them a Halldark!" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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          • #605
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            Hey, I'm actually planning on becoming a writer...so maybe that's my true calling.

            HALLDARK

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            • #606
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              [ QUOTE ]
              I think Green Carnation is on Shadows of Mist or something.

              [/ QUOTE ]

              Season Of Mist

              [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #607
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                My bad.

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                • #608
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  I think I should continue my list ...but do you know how much that sounds like work to me right now ...

                  jeez ...my mind is way to numb and stupid to concieve anything like "work" ...holy crap.

                  Rich There is a Chicogo Prog Metal band named Katagory V ...they just put an album out ...it's pretty good actually ...

                  They are friends of my friends Antithesis..

                  Rattle ...yes you found your calling ...I should write crap like sweetest day and Valentines day cards ...

                  like this crap for example ...

                  ahhhhh let's think....hmmmm...

                  somethin' "romantic" like..

                  When I see you there with your ass so plump..
                  I want to hold you down and hump your bulbous rump.
                  The feelings I have for you I just can't deny..
                  especially that time when I shot my goo right in your fuggin' eye.
                  Of all the women in the world you seem to have the most class..
                  Because you never farted , not once , with my tongue shoved up your ass...

                  see I could do it too ....and that's right off the cuff ...I could go on forever..

                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #609
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    Bill could start his own Greeting Card company called Ballmark. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • #610
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      Ballmark?! Ahahahahahhahaha!!! Holy crap that's funny. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Geez Billzee- classy, uh, poem ya got there. That's a keeper for sure. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      • #611
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        The first time I saw you,
                        You looked like a cheap whore,
                        All covered in skidmarks,
                        I couldn't help but adore,
                        An easy lay I could not deny,
                        I had to have it,
                        I had to try.

                        Now that we're married,
                        And you've crushed my soul,
                        I realise what you possess,
                        Is a heart as black as coal.

                        HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!

                        There's my off the cuff greeting card poem thing.

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                        • #612
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          Rattle again a lovely poem ...we must combine our talents and , and become wealthy entramaneurs... [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #613
                            Re: Bill\'s New Home

                            You were hot and you were nice
                            Now you're as cold as a block of ice
                            You fukkin bitch you dirty whore
                            I can't live with your skanky a$$ anymore

                            Your meat curtains flap your anal cavity gapes
                            we can't even make money
                            off those raunchy amateur tapes
                            Get out now, get out quick
                            before I slap you in the face
                            with 9 inches of limp D!ck

                            My Bon Voyage Card. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                            • #614
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              I fukked your mom.


                              In the ass.


                              It was good.


                              And I didn't wash my dick before you blew me.


                              Happy Valentine's Day.

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                              • #615
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                HAHAHAHAHHA....this **** is great.

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