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  • #616
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    The first time I saw you jizz in a jar,
    My loins were burning even from afar,
    My tongue caressed every crevice on your body,
    Before you busted on my face you said "not too shoddy".

    When the cops came and took you and led you away,
    I cried out in horror "Why can't daddy stay!"
    They took you from me I've been so afraid,
    Ever since the day of that police raid,
    I've missed my daddy ever so much,
    But most of all I miss your penile touch.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!

    That's one my friend Shaun and I came up with just now.

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    • #617
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      And they delete the Debate thread because it was offensive...

      Hehehe.... Awesome...

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      • #618
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        [ QUOTE ]
        And they delete the Debate thread because it was offensive...

        Hehehe.... Awesome...

        [/ QUOTE ]
        Dammit, I'm always late on this stuff.

        What did I miss?

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        • #619
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          wow guys this stuff is extra beautiful..

          Now this is how guys really feel not like that crap we have to buy at the last minute at Wallgreens..

          This is to my wife for our 18th wedding anniversary..

          Remeber when we met , you were so young and hot
          I couldn't wait to get into your twat..
          We laughed , we danced , we sucked and humped,
          In your ass my load I dumped..
          then we got married and and had a baby,
          Now we only bang once a month or twice maybe..
          what happened , what happened to all the sizzle,
          and howcome you never swallow my jizzle..

          Love you your personal demon..Billy
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #620
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Bill, that is beautiful. Maybe a bit too much text for a tattoo though...
            Hail yesterday

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            • #621
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              That's magical Bill...simply magical.

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              • #622
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                My wife thought so too ...she just read it and called me a dick ...well I can't argue with her when she's right!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #623
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                  [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
                  Nice Anniversary poem there, BillZ. I agree with your smart wife. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  You guys are funny though, I can't come up with crap like that. Just don't have the head for it. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  But, I will say, this part is a nice touch:
                  [ QUOTE ]

                  Love you your personal demon..Billy

                  [/ QUOTE ]

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                  • #624
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                    I am her lil' devil that's for sure ...EM I really am the closest thing you could possibly get to Satan himself...I know him , understand him (in theory) and appreciate what and who he is like no other I ever met ...not even Tony LeVay himself.

                    I live my life walking in his footsteps ...just like those Jesus footsteps in the sand....but my footsteps are on Nails and broken glass...which is called life. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    I truly love and respect my wife ...my humor is what some don't get ...but she does...and that's all that matters. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #625
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                      You're right. That is all that matters- the two of you having an understanding. Respect is absolutely essential. Humor is a big part of it, if not all of it.
                      At least it is for us- the hubcap and I are completely opposite in personality and even religion-wise. He feeds his inner angel, I feed my inner demon. Just goes to show that it really can work when both believe different things.
                      BUT we have the same sick sense of humor and it is so so so much fun. We have ESP even. Its very cool. Nothing can ever be absolutely terrible when we're together- more'n likely we are the trouble. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      Saw a wickedly funny t-shirt today, but didn't catch all of it. It said "Cheeses of Nazareth" and had a giant wedge of cheese on the front. I don't know what it said underneath it- I just saw it in passing. I gotta find me that t-shirt.

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                      • #626
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        Opposites are great ...me and Val are kinda opposites in a lot of ways.

                        It seems to fill each others voids...you can experience things vicariously through each other that you would never do or think of otherwise.

                        She is pretty reserved where ..well I am not. She has much more patience than I do for a lot of things that I can't be bothered with.

                        She is pretty passive ..I am very aggressive.

                        she was raised Catholic like me but she is not a spiritual person at all.

                        as far as Humor ..well she thinks I'm the funniest guy on the planet.

                        as a matter of fact a lot of people who know me say the same thing ...I can't count how many times people have told me to do comedy , stand up , and all that BS...I could do it and probably be better than most "comedians" because I don't find comedians that funny...they seem to contrived.

                        But I really don't have any desire to explore that ...I should , for some easy money but I don't feel the need to do that crap.

                        My freinds want to drag me to our local comedy club for open mic night..nahhhhh.

                        I don't tell "Jokes" , planned or written stuff ...just whatever pops into my head and I say whatever I want basically and people freak on that ...I really don't know why....it just comes natural....it's just who I am 24 / 7.

                        Got me in trouble sooooo many times in school ...got kicked out of two Catholic high schools for just being me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        I'm just a dickhead really. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #627
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                          Next time we're in Oh.HI,Oh! Keith and I are lookin' you guys up. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

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                          • #628
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                            Sure ...Please come to dinner ...Val makes the best Sauce ...man she's famous for it in these parts..

                            and we have a pretty big place ...so we could put you up with no problems.. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #629
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                              Complete with demons in the closets, no doubt! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              Thank You! Ya got yourself a deal.
                              Say "hey" to Val for me! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                              Em

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                              • #630
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                Sure Thing Em ..Please take me up on that if ever you're able.

                                I told Val ...Man her Pasta w / Italian Sausagae and Meatballs is friggin' AWESOME!!!!

                                She makes that religiously at least once a week for me ..

                                meaning ...she makes a Big pot of sauce and I eat Pasta of all sorts for three days...

                                Been eating like that since ever I was an embryo...

                                Most Italians I know ..Mom cooks the big tub of sauce for 6 hours every Sunaday morning ...it's a tradition etched in stone

                                I'm 100% Italian ...I'm one half Calabrese and one half Brusese (sp?) ...My Granparents is from Gombabaso (sp?) Italy.

                                Val's dad ran away from Romania when he was younger and her mom is 100% Sicilian..

                                So Vinny is 1/2 Italian , 1/4 Romanian and 1/4 Sicilian ...that's why he's friggin' coo coo.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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