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  • #646
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    oh Jethus ...Jesus Chrithst.

    Lemmiwinks ...poor friggin' Lemmywinks.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    The one SP character I relate to most ..especially at night when I'm posting here is Towely..."I have no idea what's goin' on"....that's me!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

    and Of course Damien ....oh yes ...I am Damien Thorn...in the flesh!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

    I'm a cross between Damien and Towely...a very high son of Satan..

    how can I forget Chef ...Chef rules!!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #647
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      "How long has it been since you got high towelie? 30, 40 seconds?"

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      • #648
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        Towely RULES!!!!!

        I should get back to that list now ...I took long enough break

        Now I have to find out where I left off... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #649
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          Bump!
          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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          • #650
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            thank you Rich sir...for the everlasting , almighty "Bump".. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #651
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              I do not fear that which goes "bump" in the night.

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              • #652
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                I do. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                • #653
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  Tick tock, tick tock. I wonder when that list train is gonna come rollin' by.

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                  • #654
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    Bump you!
                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • #655
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      The 70's prog rock band Camel...is awesome.

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                      • #656
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        The 70's prog rock band Camel...is awesome.

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        They said bump, not hump. Unless of course it's a brunette with a chubby rump. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                        • #657
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                          "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

                          At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • #658
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                            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]


                            BUMP when I don't even need a bump

                            I bump that bump...you motherbumpers!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #659
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                              A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry on Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. A Journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.

                              Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

                              Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and fast! To find his way out off a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push on Lemmiwinks with all of your might!
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • #660
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                                ARMAGEDDON! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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