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  • #751
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Here's my very THC induced impression of John Kerry....in his EXACT voice:

    let me clear my throat and scotch tape my eyes down so the droop..

    hmmmm ahhhhhemmm..AHEMMMMMM..

    We raised villages in fasion of Ghengis Khan , we rippped arms off of babies and beat them with the wet end , we gouged out their eyes and skull fukked them , shoved hot pokers in their pee holes...we raped the old and killed the young , I once made a hat out of the pubic hair of over 100 old men and fed the remains to that dog you always see me holding in that old pictues , set mail boxes on fire and pulled fire alarms for no reason..

    "I am John Kerry and America can do better"

    "I am John Kerry and I approve this message and I'm married to a filthy rich she-beast"...

    "I am John Kerry and I will lose this erection ...errrrr I mean election"..

    "I am John Kerry and Liz Cheney is hot ...that's why I'm always talking about her ...I just can't stop think about her...I wonder if I could convert her or maybe have a lezbo threesome possibly!"
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #752
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      She beast
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #753
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        She is ...she would have to be rich for me to tag that thing ...jeebus!!!

        She looks like she don't shave the grassy knoll ...very old european lady lookin'...ewwwwwwwwwww....

        she should convert to Allah so she would cover that hairy mug..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #754
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          [ QUOTE ]
          she don't shave the grassy knoll

          [/ QUOTE ]

          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #755
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            she looks a bit "unkempt"....did I spell that right ...I think I did ...but I'm not quite sure because I'm very happy right now.

            I'm not known for my grammar and whatknots..

            just my words ...the words that pour out of my very stinky soul and upon you for all of your amusement and disgust.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            Mizzez I am John Heinz-Kerry looks like that mean lunch lady I had in school...
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #756
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              For the love of the baby Jesus and his momma..

              I do not want to have to look at that friggin' droppy fukkstick and that mean old european hairy old lunch lady for four friggin' years...help me Lucifer!!!
              ]

              At least the Bush's are decent lookin' people with some friggin' SMOKIN' hot daughters...damn those bush girls are fine...I bet they are a Bush in name only!!!!
              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #757
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

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                Bwahahahahahaha!
                Owwwwwww.... my side!!!!

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                • #758
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  This is what I do when I'm in a good mood Em...

                  I'm much more fun in person Em *especially when highly induced)...typin' all my retardisms is freakin' impossible..
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #759
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    I'll tell you what, since you guys have tariffs on our softwood and pork give me the Bush daughters and my belief in free trade will be rekindled.

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                    • #760
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      If you give us Avril with a ballgag and promise to keep Celine Dion within your own borders, we'll consider your request. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                      • #761
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

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                        If you give us Avril with a ballgag and promise to keep Celine Dion within your own borders, we'll consider your request. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        I'll ship out a gimped up Avril this afternoon if you guys will keep Celine - there is no negotiation on this Lerx. You must keep Celine in Vegas. I'll throw in a Geddy Lee and all of the Tragically Hip, to sweeten the pot. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

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                        • #762
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          You can have Avril, but you already took Celine, you're stuck with her.

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                          • #763
                            Re: Bill\'s New Home

                            I watched Team America : World Police today.

                            the soundtrack is hilarious...the rest...OVERATED.

                            trey and Matt should stick with southpark.

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                            • #764
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              I 'll wait for the video...I'm surprised it's doing as good as it is..

                              Bush's daughters.... [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #765
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                I saw Team America a few nights ago and thought I was going to piss my pants during a few scenes. The songs were great and I thought the movie was very funny.
                                Tarbaby Fraser.

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