Bill's New Home

[1trussell]

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Sometimes when I eat spicy food, my rectum burns when I poo the next morning.

[RacerX]

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I attack your spelling -- ARRRRRRR!!! [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Creepy]

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Pinguins is praktikily chikins [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Penguins give great head..

[horns666]

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Me and the Vinman robbed our neiborhood of 13 lbs of candy last night!!!!!!

Today I shat a giant Milk Dud. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[tigertailz]

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hi bill i asked this in another fread but have you
heard the band pissing razors

[Creepy]

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We recently moved into a pretty cool nieghborhood. We passed out 16 lbs. of candy in a 2 hour period [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]. I love Holloween... my kids wanted to stay home this year to pass out candy. It's all good...

[lerxstcat]

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You know, you really can't polish a turd....However, you CAN put in in a plastic baggie and it will look all shiny, and not stink as much... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]What is the meaning of shiny schite in a baggie? That'slife! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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This is true Richie ...I have found some pretty "icky" things in a plastic bag ...that makes the item in the bag much more "tolerable" .....let's see what have I found in a plastic bag...well first thing is dead babies...yep I pulled a few from some dumpsters along with a whole naked adult female ...hmmmm...a German Sheppard ....a half a dog ...some cats ...people really throw away this kind of stuff.....it's a shame really.

Tiger ..I had Pissing Razors first two ...but I thought they just sounded like a watered down Pantera without the cool solos ...so why bother ...I rather hear Pantera...whenever that is.


I ate about a pound of friggin candy when I was high last night watching The Funhouse on TV at 4:00 in the morning...

that movie was stupid but that chick was kinda cute ...I like that girl next door look...best look there is!!!

[horns666]

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I just had a epiphany ..is that spelled right ..ahhh who cares..

a couple people here gave me a boogy vote on my rating...BUT My thread gets the most views out of ANY of the other thread on this forum .

can someone say ...

JEALOUSY...which means envy and resentful

THIS IS FACT!!!!!!!

and to show all my appreciation to my loyal JCF brothers and sisters ..I will continue my metal list tonight ...in hopes to try and conclude it ...so I may start that Extreme list I been talking about ..but way too lazy to do..

BUT I owe it to you guys....so I MUST!!

[horns666]

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Jimmy ...everything OK with your daughter and the buggerz....you have to wash a bunch of stuff so you and the Mrs won't get them

I remeber I had to use a shampoo called "Quell" ...that did it like gangbusters..

well I'm sure you took care of the problem by now..

but you have to keep on eye on here so they don't come back

I remeber when I was 18 ...some chick with a wooden leg gave me ringworm...ewwwwww..

OK she was a OK lookin' hillbilly chick in here 20's ....and I had NO clue she had a freakin' wooden freakin' leg ...until I pulled her pants down in the dark ...and I was very high with the gonge..

so I remeber that like it was yesterday ...man it freaked me out ...but like a gentleman I tuned it out (went to a happy place) and I did the deed ...

it was about 30 seconds really ...I got it over with ...I dumped my load on her leg and left ...never to return again ..

Don't anyone say that the Bill Z Bub is not a man of his word ...if I say I'm going to do something ...I will ...no matter how disturbing , painful...or traumatizing...

it wasn't too bad really

but I remeber touching my arm on her dirty , nasty coffee table while in copulation mode ...and I felt immediately itchy ...next day ...a big ol round blotch on my forearm ...friggin' ringworm ....ewwwwwwwwwww

I was traumatized for sure ...I still am ..and that was 22 years ago.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

well I guess it was better than termites..from the wooden leg ....that I gooed on. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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[img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Yay!

[horns666]

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Em are you cheering me because Vinny is a honor student or that I got the ringworm from a poop people....or both [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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[ QUOTE ]
..I will continue my metal list tonight ...in hopes to try and conclude it ...so I may start that Extreme list I been talking about ..but way too lazy to do..

BUT I owe it to you guys....so I MUST!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Bill Zee,

Bwahahahaha!!! Okay, I could see how my "yay" was confusing now. I was posting that just as you posted the one before mine, which caused postal confusion. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

The quote above is what I was cheering.

I'm so hungry I could eat an entire chicken. And there is one sitting right in front of me courtesy of the rotisserie around the corner.
Now where'd I put my fork???? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[the_drip]

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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2463

I now know who the man is for the job.