Bill's New Home

[the_drip]

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[Emthrax]

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I remeber when I was 18 ...some chick with a wooden leg gave me ringworm...ewwwwww..

OK she was a OK lookin' hillbilly chick in here 20's ....and I had NO clue she had a freakin' wooden freakin' leg ...

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NO WAY.
You are making that up. A wooden leg? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Okay, I know people have wooden legs and all, but that is just too much.
You're kidding.
No, you're probably not. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I have a new favorite show. "Motormouth" on VH1. It is HELLA funny!! Holy crap! I laugh so loud my neighbors probably think I'm dyin' over here.
I wanna be on that show- I sing everywhere in the car. The kids too.
Just today I put in Cookie Monster for them so we could all have a great time. Cookie Monster, btw, is Killswitch Engage. Our most favorite is "A Bid Farewell"... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOHHH!
That is the best.

Em

[horns666]

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I never seen Motormouth yet EM..when is it on ...that mostly my problem I never know when anything is on ...cept for Southpark...that's all I watch ...freakin' Southpark ...over and over again...for the past...hell going on eight years...wow.

and yes , unfortunately I wear my heart and everything else for that matter on my freakin' sleeve...

I tell everybody ...everything...always!

Yes , this stupid "hillbilly" girl used to come in at my job at Pick N' Pay ...I was packin' bags ...I was a ..a freakin' bagger...before they had plastic bags ..just big brown paper bags ..I was awesome ..I would triple bag crap and load a old lady's grocery bag like 60 lbs each ...YEAH BABY!!!!!!

I RULE>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Well anyways..this dumb girl would sneek behind me and steal my big tortiose shell GOODY brand comb...back then my hair looked Like Vinny Barbarino or Joey Casanova or somethin ...it was beauteeful..."my hair , my hair"..

Look at me now ..mom!!!...just look at me NOW!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Well she pestered me every damn day...this stupid girl lived right behind the store ..it was a smaller nieghborhood store and she lived right behind the store...

one day while collecting shopping carts behind the store ...she saw or heard me ..and came out ..and she offered to smoke a doob with me ...it was dark...hell why not ..well one thing leads to another and she makes me shove my tool thru the rusty chainlink fence so she can say hello to Joey..

I was getting off in about an hour with nothing to do and she invited me over for weed and BJs...and dat's when it happend ...the wooden leg thing..

Man , I had no clue ..She would take my GOODY comb and run ass out those electric doors ..I'd be chasin' her sometimes ...saying "You dick ...gimme back my comb"

and that's the story...pretty much..

Swear to Lucifer...

I love that fuggin' YNGWIE ...HE RULES!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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I RULE>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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great song!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

and, yes, you do Bill. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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*cough [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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I never seen Motormouth yet EM..when is it on ...that mostly my problem I never know when anything is on ...cept for Southpark...that's all I watch ...freakin' Southpark ...over and over again...for the past...hell going on eight years...wow.



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Yeah, that's my problem too. Comedy Central is pretty much all we watch. Oh- and that one channel that shows horror movies on the weekends. I don't know which one that is.
But Southpark is THE funniest show EVER. Followed very closely by The Simpsons. Oh, and Billy and Mandy. That's a kid's show on the cartoon channel I watch with my kids. It's about these kids who hang out with the Grim Reaper and all their adventures. Grim is hella funny. He's my favorite.
Oh and then there's Spongebob! Crap. I guess I do watch more TV than I thought I did. And they are ALL cartoons! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
Anyway-
This Motormouth one I found by chance- was flipping through and saw these total morons singing at the top of their lungs. And seeing as how the were making complete dorks out of themselves I had to watch it. It's on VH1 - the Viciously Hellacious "music" channel.
Actually, you'd probably hate the show. But who knows. If you can stand tone-deaf weirdos butchering ABBA...
Wait, aren't you an ABBA fan? [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
I don't really know when its on... umm.... sometime between 3 and 4pm central I think.. and then again sometime around 10 or 11pm central. I think.
I'm a real big help. You're welcome. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Em

[horns666]

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Em ...our man is going to stay the Prez ...just like I always said..to all the nay sayers ...why do you ever doubt the words of the Bill Z Bub..??

and best of all ...They Shot DOWN the school Levy in Cleveland!!!!!!

In YOUR FACE CLEVELAND!!!!!!!...where's that bird gesture when you need one.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

What a righteous day!!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[Thoraby]

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wiihoo [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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I want to visit Sweden..

[Jack The Riffer]

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This needs a bump

[horns666]

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Thanks dude ...where have you been hiding..?

[Jack The Riffer]

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In the bunghole of the world. But I ate my way out!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Hey Em, you forgot to mention Family Guy as one of the funniest shows. Stewie is the man!!!

[horns666]

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I never watched the family guy ...not once ..

I live a very sheltered life ...even when in a shelter ...

Anyone remember that old cartoon .."Wait till your father get's home"...Thom Bosely (Mr. C ) was the father...

[Ninja Guitar]

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I never watched the family guy ...not once ..

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Shame on you.

You must go buy Family Guy DVDs, now. After purchasing, return home and watch all of them. You can even light up some joints to celebrate.