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  • #886
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Actually- not a whole lot going on over here in my quadrant. But that's just because I'm being LAZY.
    Well, I sort of have a project, kinda sorta. I'm plotting the demise of my neighbor's dogs.
    I love dogs, I really do. But these dogs are annoying as hell. It's not their fault really, it's their dumbass people. Okay, they're not really my neighbors as they live several houses down. But still.
    I found some tricked out satellite dish thing that sends superpower signals out that dogs hate. Supposed to make them shut-up. If I were a dog it wouldn't work on me, I'd just howl louder because I'd be pissed. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    So that idea is iffy.
    Maybe I just go get some hotdogs. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

    Enough of that drivel. I gotta get off my lazy ass. I think its a Faith No More kinda day. Yeah. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

    Ciao,
    Em

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    • #887
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      Tread was on the verge of going to page 3. Can't have that.

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      • #888
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        Em ..just stand outside all day and blow a dog whistle...

        I could see Em in her bathrobe standing in a foot of snow blowin' a whisle that don't make any noise.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        I'll be back later ...I think I may do the list thing ...maybe. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #889
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          What list? Do a cool one this time - "favorite beat downs from when I was a cop" or something like that. "favorite rolling papers" would be a good one too.
          Tarbaby Fraser.

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          • #890
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            How about "Favorite justified shootings"?
            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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            • #891
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              I'll be back ...I must go beat the bishop...I'm a little edgy.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

              BUT...

              Beatdowns ...would be when I put Lazy Bone's (Bone , Thugs and Harmony) head thru the candy bar vending machine..amoung many many many more ...I'd beat them down like baby seals..

              Shootings ..is when I put three slugs into the groin of a intoxicated rent-a-cop trying to kill my partner..

              I going to the porn sites now ...I'm goin' shoppin' for the boppin'! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #892
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                Satan loves you ...
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #893
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  yeah, on a spit smothered in A1 sauce...
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #894
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    he don't like A1 ...it conceals the flavor of the nature juices.. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #895
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      How about Heinz 57 sauce? I LOVE Heinz 57 sauce, and I'm not much of a saucy person. But Heinz 57 sauce I could lap up plain, it is so good!! [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

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                      • #896
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        I had a favourite sauce like that once. But they stopped making it. It was a honey plum chili sauce, and it was HOT!! At first you'd just have a couple of drops on whatever you were eating. But as your immunity to the heat built up, you'd find yourself smothering EVERYTHING in it. And then they stopped making it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

                        I still cry myself to sleep thinking about that sauce.
                        Hail yesterday

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                        • #897
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          [ QUOTE ]


                          I still cry myself to sleep thinking about that sauce.

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          Honey plum chilli sauce sounds yummy! Mmm.
                          But.. I MISS Round Table Pizza! I haven't had it in years- you can't get them out here and I LOVE that pizza. Best sauce, best crust.. man. I am so sad and hungry now. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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                          • #898
                            Re: Bill\'s New Home

                            Hello Em,

                            Today , Right now as I speak it is my 17th wedding anniversary ...I thought it was my 18th ...but I was wrong ...it's the 17th...Yes, Nov.14th,1987.

                            Boy did my wedding suck! We had over 200 people there but her dad was Romanian and did the whole romanian band thing .....they were killin' me

                            AND..

                            When we got home that night to do the nasty...we found our front door kicked in . We were leaving for Niagra Falls in the mourning ...but we strayed home changed locks and were pissed off.

                            I found the guy who did it and beat the piss out of him ...and that was before I was a cop. It was a young dickhead that lived down the street. I fukked him up over a clock radio and a piggy bank! That's all he took ....but word got out to the neighborhood I was a crazy bastage ...so that's cool.


                            Well back to my anniversary thing ...Me and the wife did not buy anything for each other or make a big deal out of it ...like always .

                            It's not because we don't care , it's because we think it's silly when "traditions" dictates that you must do this or that..


                            I mean , we do for Vinny ...Birthdays , X-mas , B-days ...we do that big time .

                            But for us it just that we love and truly respect each other. Yeah we yell and bicker all day and laughs most of the time..but I respect her 24/7/265..

                            My thing is ..when I was a cop , I was so busy during sweetest Day / Valentines Day and especially Mothers Day for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...BIG TIME.

                            Mother's day was the worst...I would do 20+ Domestic Violence runs during my shift.

                            and it's the same crap in every house on that day. Here's the scenario..."Baby's daddy" would be over his "baby's momma's house with their friggin' kid (a tool for mom to get $ from dad) celebrating Mothers Day.

                            Everything would be just fine until the 40 OZs come into play , when momma builds up th nerve to ax fo money ...'cuz "boo" need shoes again ...some baby Jordans fo $129.99.

                            So babydaddy say ..."Fukk No". Babbymomma say gets outta my MotherFn' house N---- ...and tells Babbydaddy he can't see Boo no mo.

                            Babbydaddy then be jumpin' on her and be callin' her all out here name..and kickin' her all up in the stomach....

                            Em, That's how I feel about these kind of holidays man ...it's bs...be an ass all year and then "try" and be nice on that special day ...THAT'S BS!!!

                            I'm nice all the time ...everday with me is the same ...

                            Yeah I'm a dick sometimes ...But I won't go out and slam some strange ass and give my wife a diamond or a rose the next day...what's the point.

                            I never would lay a menacing hand on her...

                            I Put her in the nicest house she's ever seen..

                            a new car..

                            and take care of her every need for the rest of my life ...

                            and make her laugh all the time..

                            and she get's the magic penis..

                            Hey that's fukkin' good enough...

                            But instead we save money and put it in the bank or buy something for the house we both want...

                            But we are going out to dinner tomorrow and then if she's good she get's a little treat later that night..

                            But two years ago on our 15th ...I did something traditionally Romantic. I had a 1 ct. marquis put in her wedding ring. when we met I didn't have that much money and bought her what I could afford at the time ...it was still nice but ...I had it made it nicer!

                            But even though I respect her ...I'm the boss...and she respects that...so cool. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #899
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              don't f*ck with bill he is the man [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                              • #900
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                well thank you very much there sir...and yes I must agree with you.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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