Bill's New Home

[1trussell]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

I see no list. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

You've been list-blocked for being a weisenheimer; we all see the list just fine! [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[1trussell]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

CURSES!!!

[Emthrax]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

BillZ,
I wanna see those "House of Bill" pics, bro. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]
Have the pics put on CD then you can stick 'em in photobucket and put 'em all over the place. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

OK ...But I am VER compertaly challenged...I msut as my Gooba John to do it for me ...and I post them right here on my thread..

I'll also throw in some pics of the Bub and family..hell why not my guitars and cd collection... and Val and me having sex....ahhhh you may not want to see that ...I'm sure it's more hysterical than ...ahhhh..."sexy"..maybe .."pathetic" even.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

You ever find those giganamo CD racks you was lookin' for?

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

<font color="yellow">I can see Bill's first self-produced home porn title, "The Dark Marsupial Rides Again" produced by PP Productions [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

Hey LPC ...welcome to the Bub's house of infernal groinal pain.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

A homemade porn of me could easily be played on the Discovery channel.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

Well I had to see a Pysche doctor today for a claim for depression to The Ohio Bureau of Workmans Compensation..

and I told him to go fukk himself ....

that went well..

well I guess ...I passed the test!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Ick. Sounds like a positively awful time, BillZ.
Those head people freak me out with their weird powers.

Umm...that's all I got. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Oh wait. I got more.

I told a dude to go fukk himself today when he honked at me. I was dropping my girl off at school and was watching her cross the crosswalk in front of me. Fukker behind me in his giganamo truck honked at me to GO. While my daughter was still in the crosswalk! What a douche.
Got out of my truck (okay, it's an Isuzu Rodeo) and went to his window and chewed him out.
I am so tired of having to deal with a**holes every morning. It really blows.

But then on the way home I saw this giant sheep dog humping a chihuahua!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hilarious!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Made my day instantly better.

No, it wasn't the three-legged one.
I swear- Pico's homies are all over the place here. They really need to get organized or I'm gonna run 'em over.

Ciao.
Em

[VitaminG]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Was the sheepdog REALLY humping the chihuahua, or was it humping the air above the chihuahua?

[Emthrax]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

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G-
Well.. I didn't stop, get out, and investigate or nuthin'. My neighbors think I'm weird enough as it is!
I will say that that sheep dog must practice some squats, he was sure making a valiant effort. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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Em, careful about declaring war on those chihuahuas! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] You're in West Texas, right? Well the whole southern US border with Mexico from just east of the New Mexico line to Big Bend National Park south of Fort Stockton is the Mexican state of... Chihuahua! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] These chihuahuas are coming up north like the kiler bees did, and like them one or two won't hurt you, but get a few thousand yapping, shaking, peeing and nipping ratdogs on you and it could be pretty bad! I bet 10 minutes after the backup chihuahuas got there that sheepdog was stripped to the bone like pirahnas got him! It's cannibalistic killer chihuahuas I tell ya! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] Sure, you'll laugh - 'til they swarm YOU!!!! "Yo quiero gringos por comer"!

[Emthrax]

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Bwahahahaha, Lerx!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
You crack me up. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
That would make an excellent movie plot. Kinda like "The Birds" only with chihuahuas. That would scare the sh!t outta me for sure.

Believe me, I have nightmares about chihuahuas. Chihuahuas with thousands of razor sharp teeth tearing into my skin. Like Gremlins only worse! Demon Chihuahua Gremlins. Creeps me out. (shudders)
I'm already gonna get chewed out by Bill. He's gonna sic Pico on me. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]
I should write a song about it. Death by Chihuhua.

I practically live in Mexico. They are freakin' everywhere, man! Holy crap, I've never seen so many ankle biters in my life. EVERYONE in my neighborhood has at least two. And they all talk to each other. At night. When I am trying to sleep.

I think that all these chihuahuas are a military experiment gone wrong. Roswell aint too far from me. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

Good thing I am only here temporarily- it's back to the northeast soon enough!
Then I'll adopt my own posessed chihuhua. She can guard my guitars.

Em

[VitaminG]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

see, Death by Chihuahua doesn't suggest an animal attack to me.

More like someone being beaten around the head with one. Or a container load of chihuahuas falling out of the sky.