Bill's New Home

[Jack The Riffer]

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SOunds like an alternative Taco or something.

[Jack The Riffer]

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Ok, what's going on here?? This is the 2nd time in 2 days I've brought this back from page 2.

[horns666]

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Pico's my baby ...he would never bite nuthin' ...he has no teeth...but he will hump your arm to death if you mess with him ...possibly pee on you ....but that's about it..

he likes to cuddle under me neck and long beard to keep warm while he sleep with me in bed...he's sooooooooooooooo cute..

I'm looking like a cross between Kerry King and Scott Ian's love child...I look like a Satyr....really I do look like a Satyr....but ...I should ...because I am a Satyr.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

We are have Thnkgiving at my place tomorrow ..yes me and the Mrs Bill Z Bub are entertaining 12 family members ...so we have a lot of cooking to do..

[RacerX]

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Do your family members pray before the meal? If so, to whom?
Do you pray? Just curious.

[Jack The Riffer]

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I don't pray.

[lerxstcat]

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Bill's wife, son and family are Roman Catholic, so I imagine they say Catholic grace
at least at holiday dinners:

Bless us, O Lord,
And these Thy gifts,
Which we are about to receive
From Thy bounty,
Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

My brother had a condensed version:

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub!
Yay Jesus!

[VitaminG]

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before my stepmother moved in, my only experience of grace was when we'd holiday at my great-grandmother's house.

She'd ask my dad to say grace. So dad would say "Grace" and reach for the potatoes. He always got a whack for that one. Wonder where I get my juvenile sense of humour from? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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If you cross a Termite and a Praying Mantis you'll get a bug that says grace before eating your house.

[RacerX]

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[ QUOTE ]

My brother had a condensed version:

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub!
Yay Jesus!

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Rich, this one's even shorter:

God's neat
Let's eat!

[lerxstcat]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Number Of The Priest]

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Or when you say grace, you can literally say "GRACE!". Done. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[the_drip]

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I prefer the National Lampoon version....get grandma to say grace and she starts out..."I pledge allegiance, to the flag....."

[horns666]

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Nope ..no prayers in The House Of Bill ...Unless someone feels the need to ...then I let them have and it ...wait till their done and eat.

My Dad used to always start off with the grace thing when my grandma was still alive ...outta respect and tradition I suppose..

But she's not here anymore and my father knows what I'm all about ...and he never really believed in God / Jesus neither ...even though he's Roman Catholic..born and raise ...like the rest of us.

My dad a lot like me really ...he really don't give a crap ...he's not into the Satan thing ...he thinks it's all BS ...which it reaslly is IMO..

But "Satan" to me is a symbol of freedom to do what exactly what I was put here to do ...live life as best as possible without the manufactured guilt set forth by the church / God..

One of the things I always said is ..The Bible is the best friend the devil ever had ...he's a hero in that book ...if you just take off the "Christian" blinders and read it with a truly open and unbiased mind . Then all those things that were always a mystery to Christians are no longer a mystery..

and once you see things that clearly for the first time...there is no way you can be a Christian any longer..

as a matter of fact the Bible makes you dislike God very much ...he's a real dick in that book...he really is ...if you read it from a different perspective..

The Bible is more of a Satanic Bible than LeVay's so called "Bible"...Anton's book is just a rough collection of thoughts that oppose The God agenda...just like I do.

No more than what I do here really...

Not many people can speak for the Devil with true conviction because they haven't found what he really is ...per the Bible.

A lot of people are afraid to speak out in fear of being percieved as crazy , stupid , or being a Black Metal poser or whatever .....not many credible people ...credible as in being a established Good person..

Just like all those KKK idiots mostly being nothing more than simple white trash..they are no better than those they condemn.

[RattleHead]

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This thread fell to page 2 and the rating is only 3 stars...what the **** happened?

[Number Of The Priest]

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Will Z Wub... I hope you have seen this most awesome rendition of you. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]