Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Re: Bill\'s New Home

Oh....NOTP...you are sooooo correct my friend.

Me and Vin was just discussing this ...Yes he would inherit all my metal...wow

I wish I had a dad that would leave me his entire metal kingdom..I'll just be left with his infernal knowledge/wisdom and a few guns...well that's better than nuttin' I guess.

and yes I'm very cuddly...sometimes too cuddly ...

I'm also way too violent ....I think I'm Bi-Polar..ain't that awesome. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Bi-Polar means ... I can shove my PP into the South Pole and have it come up the North Pole ...You know that candy cane striped Pole that sticks out of the ground at the North Pole ...That's me.

My PP is the axis of the world

[RattleHead]

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Has anyone heard the new Enslaved cd yet?

[VitaminG]

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps
him to the side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says "hey!"

........the Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark.......how much water did you drink?!!"

[horns666]

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G ...either I'm just way too stoned right now ...but that was awesome..

I'm with that monkey right now....and right now he's giving you the finger...but in monkey language that is a good thing...if they don't like you ...they just throw poop at you...

I had that happen to me in the 4th District many times....I was involved in many a Drive-By-Poopin;..

Seriously ...I did arrest approx 10 drunken monkies who actually did wipe their feces on the wall in the phone cell ...making their telephone call...this is a common practice..

Even Michael Jackson compalined that there was "doo doo on the wall" in his phone cell....this must be a poopademic with these fukkers..

Rattle yes I have Enslaves and they are cool....But right now I have a band called "Alarum" on and they are much cooler....crazy tech death .

I recieved four Century Media and The End shipments in the last month just to try and keep up with all the stuff coming out ...that's what I;'ve been doin' ....that and writing a new BON song...about Vincent Price ...did you know that Vincent Price was a devout Satanist on and off the stage ...I knew I liked that dude for a reason...Vinny's name was going to be "Price" but Val didn't like it ...what does she know anyways ...

Well My son likes that name and is going to pick it for his "confirmation" name ...yeah a Catholic ritual of all things ...aintthataboutabitch.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VulfgangPfuck]

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A question just popped into my deranged mind....has anyone else here ever been involved in an orgy?...Your thoughts on this, and let's try and keep it as clean as possible so as not to disturb any JCF decency rules! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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Trying to get the thread pulled, eh Ken?

[VulfgangPfuck]

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Hell no Rich....I wouldn't think of it!
That's why I gave that disclaimer. "Keep it as clean as possible to not upset any decency rules". Thoughts on the subject don't neccisarily have to be obscene. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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Okay, clean thoughts on orgies then! Err... lay out lots of dropcloths for easy cleanup? Scotchguard your carpets so the snail trails come up? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Creepy]

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Hey Bill, what's "The End". An online music store?? Just wondering.

[VulfgangPfuck]

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Okay, clean thoughts on orgies then! Err... lay out lots of dropcloths for easy cleanup? Scotchguard your carpets so the snail trails come up? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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D'OH! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]....LOL! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VulfgangPfuck]

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Well in a hotel setting...that's what you have housekeepers for!...LOL!
Let them deal with the aftermath! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

*ya know...as a sidenote....I always wondered what went thru the minds of hotel housekeepers that had to clean up after an orgy...LOL!

[Emthrax]

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My girlfriend worked as a hotel maid once.
She has some really gnarly stories- UGH. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
But one time she found a stash of pot a guest had left behind.
You could say she hit the jack-pot. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VulfgangPfuck]

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Buddump bump PSHHHHH!

LOL!....funny one Em! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Ah, thanks. (takes a bow)

[Number Of The Priest]

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But one time she found a stash of pot a guest had left behind.
You could say she hit the jack-pot. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Nice pun! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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