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  • #1096
    Re: Bill\'s Place

    Hey BillZ.
    Just checkin' with ya over here at the Cafe de BillZ. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
    Good to hear from you.

    Out of the fog today- still blasting the Pantera and looking forward to HBB Saturday nite. Still sad.

    Lemme know how you like the Dodgeball movie, I didn't see it in the cinema but it looked hella funny!
    I'd go out and get it, but I don't like watching funny movies by myself. So I'm waiting for The Keith to get home.
    But horror movies, yeah, I like to watch those by myself and get all freaked out.

    Not watching much of anything really. Reading a lot though.
    I have some gingersnaps to bake tomorrow to send out to buddies. YUM. Just the thinking of the aroma makes me feel happy.

    Give my best to Val and the Vinster.
    Enjoy your Family Fun Night.
    [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
    Em

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    • #1097
      Re: Bill\'s Place

      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]!!!!!!

      WOW ...In my THC induced slumber with my wife ..who was sleeping so innocently next to me became victim of my crazed THC dreams...

      I was dreaming a stupid dream that I was at a amusement park with Vinny and we were playing "Whack A Mole" ...you know that game where you have to whack the moles popping from their holes with a mallet...

      well I was trying to show Vinny (in my dream) how to "Whack" those lil' bastages....and well Val became a "mole in my slepp ...I came down pretty hard on her chest with my fist ...hard enough for here to jump out of bed and go ....."wha wha what the fukk you ****"....I realized what I just done and laughed so hard I almost puked....she's OK (luckily) But wow ...that doesn't happen every night...so I'm up now ..still laughing my ass off....

      Whack o' Mole ....it could lead to a murder or assault at the household ...so please beware ....do not play whack o' mole ...EVER...you'll have flashbacks...and I don't think any jury would ever buy that story...Oh Boy...I'm glad she had a bunch of blankets on to soften the blow...

      Damn... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Fukkin' Whack o' Mole....aint dat sumptin'

      BTW Em , Dodgeball was "OK" ..it was so stupid and ridiculous that it was funny...but not that funny ...it had some cool moments ...worth watching for $2 at the video store..I suppose...

      But we chowed on three large Pizzas like nobody's business...it was awesome pizza ... I had the munchies for "obvious" reasons and sometimes that's just better than sex....sometimes.

      but I had to wake up and go to the bathroom ...because I ate too much...

      so due to my assault on my wife and my belly ache ...I'm up now.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #1098
        Re: Bill\'s Place

        You fuckin' wife beater you! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #1099
          Re: Bill\'s Place

          I can't belive I did that....man I'm going to hear about this when she gets up..

          I laughed myself awake...I can't go back to bed now..playing Whack o' Wife.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          oops.. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #1100
            Re: Bill\'s Place

            I don't know about Ohio, but in Mississippi it's only legal to beat your wife once a week... unless she asked for it! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Seriously, not funny, but I don't know if they ever repealed that law or just decided it went without saying, but that was the law in the 60s and even, thik, early 70s. Next time tell her tha her heart stopped in her sleep; otherwise YOU may not be able to go to sleep! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]My buddy Jim's wife, Tammi, when they're fighting and she's really pissed, just smiles angelically at him and says "It's OK, honey; just go to sleep". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It gets his attention and he does a little ass-kissing before beddie-bye, just to be sure he wakes up intact. (She started saying that during the Lorena Bobbitt trial!)
            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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            • #1101
              Re: Bill\'s Place

              Omigod- that whack-a-mole story!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              Way to really be a part of your dream, Bill.
              Reminds me of a story.

              Years ago one night I went to roll over in my sleep. I kinda sat up, then slammed my head down right on Keith's head- CRACK!!!! ***stars
              Woke both of us up, of course. Keith says "WTF, girl! What're you trying to do to me!"
              Good thing we both have hard noggins.

              To this day I have never lived it down.
              Keith will always say, "you comfortable? you're sure you don't want to sleep on this side?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              But it was just payback, I tell him. For dropping a wicker laundry basket on my head full of clothes one time by mistake. Or so HE says.

              Anyway, that whack-a-mole game is awesome. I love that game.

              Glad Val is okay. Poor girl.
              And I'll rent that Dodgeball movie if its good for a cheap laugh. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              TaTa,
              Em

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              • #1102
                Re: Bill\'s Place

                Finally got a few spare moments to check in here. Hi guys, I'll be very busy from now through the end of the year but I'll try to get in here every now and then.
                Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                • #1103
                  Re: Bill\'s Place

                  I've always heard two heads are better than one, but in this case I dunno....
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #1104
                    Re: Bill\'s Place

                    Hey guys...I'm sick as a freakin' dog ...got the flue or something...

                    My Pico is broke too...Val gently tossed Pico on the bed and he landed wrong and hurt his lil' wing....his back wing...now he flies all crooked ...lookin' all pathetic..he pulled a muscle I think ...he's not in any pain...but he's walkin' like a tripod though..

                    and I'm too sick to deal with it...but I'm holdin' him...just comforting each other...

                    I better not fall a sleep with him...or he'll be a whack a Mole..SPLAT!

                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    I don't feel good.. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #1105
                      Re: Bill\'s Place

                      OH Hey Jack ...how's it goin' you fukker!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #1106
                        Re: Bill\'s Place

                        Hey Bill, sorry to hear you aren't feeling well. Things are going good over here. Been busy at work so I have no time for licking ass but I'll give the old lady a sphinctal tongue bath one of these days. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                        Hope you feel better soon bro!
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                        • #1107
                          Re: Bill\'s Place

                          Hey dude , I'm already feelin' a little better...I'm treating my my ills with a lot of THC...

                          and they say ther's no cure for the flue...what so they know..

                          best flue remedy there is !!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

                          I could tell when I get the flue...because ..I'll go thru a hole day without poppin' a chub...that's when I know I'm sick! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Yeah , Not this week anyways..Vals' aunt Flo is visiting...and she's PMSing badly...man , she's such a little b!tch ...more than usual.. apain in the ass..

                          well she gets her fill with all my retarded ass so it's a fair trade I guess..

                          Pico is still tripodding around the house..but he seems OK...I guess.

                          Well I think I' going to hit it early tonight..

                          I'm going to Guitar Center tomorrow for Vinny..

                          I may buy him a litt;r Linbe 6 spider..the 75wt one..new for $250...I'll see if it's worth a damn.

                          plus I have to buy him some drum stuff , a Pang and a stand , some sticks , and whatnot.

                          So rock out with your cock out ...That's John's advice anyway.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          He wanted to go out to Arch Enemy / Cradle at the House of Blues with me last night ..but I was too fukked up..

                          I wish I went..I watched the Dime tribute on HBB instead ..with Vinny.
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #1108
                            Re: Bill\'s Place

                            Glad you're feeling better!
                            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                            • #1109
                              Re: Bill\'s Place

                              Bill,

                              Hope you're feeling better, bro.
                              Take care. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              Em

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                              • #1110
                                Re: Bill\'s Place

                                Well , I'm better , Thanks..

                                BUT ...I am helping with Vinny in this major "clusterfukk" book report...oh hell I got a headache with this crap..

                                So...I'll be doing that all night into the wee hours of the morning probably ..

                                I'll see ya when I'm done..

                                I hate homework...I didn't do it when I was young...now I have to do it now..NICE!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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