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  • #1261
    Re: Bill\'s Place

    [ QUOTE ]
    Noctuary ...for salvation (1999) " a realese of fury and anguish from this impressive two man black metal act..Morbid misery at it's loudest..

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I'm sure it didn't say "it's" you dummy! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    its! its! No friggin apostrophe! Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

    Anyway, see if you can manage this:

    http://www.noctuary.net
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #1262
      Noctuary

      Jeff describes the band as a cross between Emperor and Iron Maiden with some jazz influences.


      Spot the newest member (shortest hair) [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

      http://www.tartareandesire.com/bands/noctuary.html
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #1263
        Re: Noctuary

        The Drummer seems to have some good feet...the band sounds pretty cool...It's definitely up my alley...the weakest link to me was probably the vocals ..but that's only listening to a short clip.

        I liked it..

        and pardom my ..grammer or spellin' ...I never won any spellin' b's ...but my kid get's the speller of the month award all the time...the refrigerator door is plastered with them..

        He's a honor student ya know...

        Not to brag about that too LOUDLY...but if you knew me and the wife...you'd swear he's not our son...because we are both morons.. we are very good lookin' but we are still very much morons.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        I think my grade point average in ninth grade was below 1.0...grades were NOT a prioirty at that time..weed , Van Halen and pussy was ..and that's about it....yep!

        I was grounded a lot..then my dad was happy that I got thru High School...I probably would have dropped out if it weren't for his boot in my ass...I ALWAYS hated school ...always...the nuns used to beat me...now they are all dead from cancer...cancer!!!... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #1264
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          God I hated the nuns. One of the nun's that taught at my school filed a lawsuit against the diocese saying she was molested by her Mother Superior when she first joined the convent.
          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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          • #1265
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            Well good for her...you know damn well it was a lover's quarrel...she was supposed to be on top that night ...so the molestation ensued..

            Even nuns are full of crap...well they have to be ...they're nuns..

            I truly think you have to be an outcast of society to even consider becoming ordained...You'r mental going in...and you just go more mental when you're there....so you beat up and bang kids in the ass..

            sounds like a perfectly abnormal reaction of a abnormal person...please show me the fukkin' mystery here..

            Preist and Nuns are like the Michael Jacksons of the world...fukked up!

            Of course not all of them....but a lot of them to do some pretty crazy Sh!T..

            I think they are just social outcasts that don't fit in anywhere ...so they marry God...

            God is the cure all for every sickness in the world...but God has never "cured" a damn thing...why would he cure when he created every disease and sickness and natural disaster known to man..he loves to see us suffer...look around , watch the news on any given day...Gods' magic is all around us whether you like it or not..

            That's why I don't believe in him...and If I did ...he's would be a peice of poop of a God...ahhhhh ...fuggem in the ass....why not what goes around comes around...

            Satan ...there is no Satan...but Satan is my inspiration...he is the symbol of the anti God...a symbol that I'm God...a symbol of my freedom....a symbol to do as I will without all the manufactured guilt set forth by man..

            I believed in God...as a young man..because I was told to..

            My life wouldn't change one way or the other reguardless if there was a God or not...it's all the same results...

            once I learned about God...the more I learned about God...the more I despised the very idea of God..

            God's laws are masochistic and deprive man of human emotions and feelings..they are impossible to follow ..so you will sin everytime...it's a good system. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

            Satan is the symbol of indulgence..do what thou will...which every Christian and anyone else does anyway.

            Now which God do you think I'm following...the fun one..or the fun one..

            and Satanist don't believe in such a deity...just what he stands for..Satanist are their own God...and Satan does not ask to be worshipped...nor does he really give a fukk....he's a symbol...an awesome and powerful...and veru fun symbol.

            We don't look to Satan as a father figure...more of a symbolic brother...it is a brotherhood..

            and the Bottom line here is whether you believe in God or not...he made Satan...he made everything you love and hate...per the book..The Bible....so when trgedy strikes in any form and you belive in God...thank him for the assfuck and pray that it stops. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            People love and need God out of tragedy , fear , fear of being punished for their sins and the sins of man..fear of death..for themselves and loved ones...God was created by man to cope with these things..

            Ever since the dawn of man..man has created these Gods...all Gods...for this very reason

            Once you loose your fear of death and have confidence in yourself...there is NO need for a God...that is called an Apostacy...it had happened before and it WILL happen again..it hapening in Canada..and it will happen here eventually..you can have good morals without a God dictating what those morals are.

            For me..there is NO need for a God..none whatsoever..I control my destiny...

            Destiny is one half smarts and one half luck...because no man is that smart and no man is that lucky...except Bill Gates.
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #1266
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              Sometimes my drugs runs low...and I have a tizzy..

              I'm taking meds for my tizzies...The word Spazz is on my medical chart..in big red letters. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

              A Tizzy is another word for temper tantrum..I have them...too many.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #1267
                Re: Bill\'s Place

                [ QUOTE ]
                [ QUOTE ]
                Noctuary ...for salvation (1999) " a realese of fury and anguish from this impressive two man black metal act..Morbid misery at it's loudest..

                [/ QUOTE ]I'm sure it didn't say "it's" you dummy! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]its! its! No friggin apostrophe! Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]Anyway, see if you can manage this:http://www.noctuary.net

                [/ QUOTE ]Wow! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] So pissed about "it's" you missed "realese"! Sadly, it's quite possible that the actual promo was misspelled, though I don't know if that's the case. There is so much misspelling in music gear and band promo I just overlook it at this point. It's endemic. 2-man black metal group, eh? So are they like the Tenacious D of black metal? Or the White Stripes? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] or maybe the Simon and Garfunkel, or even the Hall and Oates of black metal? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
                Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                • #1268
                  Re: Bill\'s Place

                  Captain and Tenille?
                  Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                  • #1269
                    Re: Bill\'s Place

                    Peaches and Herb!
                    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                    • #1270
                      Re: Bill\'s Place

                      The Everly Brothers of Black Metal?
                      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                      • #1271
                        Re: Bill\'s Place

                        The Brooks and Dunn of Black Metal? "Black Metal Norysk Arysk, Y'all! YEEHAA!!!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        • #1272
                          Re: Bill\'s Place

                          The Donny and Marie of Black Metal.
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • #1273
                            Re: Bill\'s Place

                            Tenacious D...???

                            Yeah Rich ...right now Bed Of Nails is the Heavy Metal Tenacious D..

                            I had to can my drummer...he was gay....in a lot of ways...too gay for me to deal with..

                            I don't mean Gay as in homo (well who knows) ...I mean Gay an in ...he's an ass hole.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            Hey guys my fuggin' back is killin' me...this snow can suck my balls...

                            yeah really...fukk you snow..!! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #1274
                              Re: Bill\'s Place

                              No snow here in NC. But it's COLD!!!
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • #1275
                                Re: Bill\'s Place

                                It's friggin' freazing over here...like the North fukkin' pole or somethin'...this sh!t is polar..

                                friggin friggid...friggid friggin..

                                colder than ..than a igloos' glory hole..

                                I have the heat up...and the little electric heater thingy...and I am wearing sweatshirt and sweatpants..and I'm still freezing...and I never freeze...

                                I'm usually always warm...not tonight...this is too fuggin' cold...I think the windchill is like 20 below.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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