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They lay around and blow bubbles..they eat poop....and they are not bothered by other fish because they resemble a turd..
I watched that old Jeac Cousteu program on the Discovery channel..."a day in the life of a sea slug"
Jeac got up close and personal with the sea slugs ..behind closed doors..
They eat non stop , reproduce , blow bubbles , poop non stop , without any drama..they just go merrily on their way...worry free..
then they die...and their own decaying carcass is the very bread of life to all of the throbbing turd-like spawn ..
such is the cycle of life..
They have found a very similar species on mars...but with a much larger penis...one was humping one of the NASA space moniters..
This will be on the news in the near futre..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
and I got all of your backs....don't drop the soap!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
There you are!!! Hey Bill. Damn, G, I thought you had disappeared on us. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
So last night I'm feeling like crap - I've been having some treatments the last three weeks - and I've got Iron Maiden Killers on the headphones and it was bringing back all these amazing feelings from the old days. The fun times from high school, dry humping in my parents living room, sneaking booze from the liquor cabinet and chasing it with robitussin, sneaking out of the house to hook up with some skank. Good times. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I need more moments like that in my life - the stress of everyday living is burning me out. Everytime I cough my wife and oldest child look at me with that, "dad, are you ok?" face...wondering if this cough is going to induce a flood of vomit or make me pass out in agony. It's funny how music can take you away from the things in life that are bringing you down. My family knows that if I lay on the bed and I'm wearing headphones, not to approach me - I'm working out my sh1t.
Jamaica does the same thing for me. My wife and I have gone there every year for the past six years and we can't wait to go again this spring.
I apologize for the rant. I feel like crap and it's one of those days where I wish the pain would go away or I would just go away...forever. Know what I mean? Sorry.
Somebody say something funny. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Jimmy, you've beat the shit every time til now, you'll beat it again! Keep fighting, man, you have everything to fight for. I feel like you do, from different ailments. I have no wife or kids, but I'm fighting all the way.
Life is good even when it sucks! Chin up, bro!
you're a hot sh1t jimmy, put on summerland and think about hanging out with me someday out here in the sun and the fun.
bill,
you're back!!! did you buy the astro-glide yet?
it works real good i tell ya.
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