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  • #1366
    Re: Bill\'s Place

    Church was great...I got so much "grace" from that place..so much grace...I had to go home and beat off...not once...but twice.

    Going to church as a deviant Satanic fella , was one of the most erotic experiences of my life..

    I don't get out much.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    I must go back...now I know why there is so many Catholics now...go figure!!

    Right G???!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    All HAIL Catholic school girls...man I love them...bless their little hearts...bless them!!!!!

    Man if I was only 25 years younger...I'd taste it all!!!

    now I could only dress up Val in Catholic garb for my sick sick sick pleasures...she doesn't even know what is in store for her....poor Val!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #1367
      Re: Bill\'s Place

      i'm 40 years old now bill, and i don't care anymore. taste it all if at all possible. legally of course.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #1368
        Re: Bill\'s Place

        Catholic School Girls Rule. Who sang that? Chili Peppers? I remember the voice being horribly off key - it must have been RHCP.
        Tarbaby Fraser.

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        • #1369
          Re: Bill\'s Place

          My wife won't let me..

          its one of those things you can't do if your married and have a lot of equity...

          because one lick of a salty snach would cause me to lose all my wordly possesions...and I'm all about worldy posessions..

          I'l just stick to beatin' it...its not as fun ...well sometimes it is...because I'm good!

          Tommy you and I are 40 ...could you imagine the crap that we would have to listen to coming out of a 19 years broad just to get some puss...I don't think I could do that.

          I'll have a huge headache right before the fuggin'...

          yeah what a trade off ...a headache that could last for centuries for two minutes of fuggin'..

          that's all I give man...two minutes...maybe four.

          Hey ..I got mine...get yours...why prolong the agony.

          But with some young strange after all these years...I probably could do two minutes...but like 22 or 23 times..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #1370
            Re: Bill\'s Place

            Hey Jimmy ...I never heard that RHCP tune...sounds nice though

            But I can slap the crap outta "Higher Ground" with no problem..I would like to do a real metal version of that...I think it a great song..and I always loved that groove.
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #1371
              Re: Bill\'s Place

              Yeah, that would be a fun tune to metallize. Do you still play bass or have any bass gear?
              Tarbaby Fraser.

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              • #1372
                Re: Bill\'s Place

                frank zappa's "catholic girls" was great. ever hear it?
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #1373
                  Re: Bill\'s Place

                  Jimmy I have no bass gear whatsoever...but I haven't lost an once of my abilty..

                  I just barrowed a bass and recorded with attaxe...I was in the studio with Buzz Johns...a good friends with Victor Wooten...and I gave him a quick , little lesson...he was diggin' this two handed thing I was doin' ...because its very cool...and I showed it to him..

                  Buzz is a very very good bassists..

                  Dude I can hang with the very best of them...you name them...I could hang with every last one of them..NO DOUBT!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #1374
                    Re: Bill\'s Place

                    Tommy ...yeah I think I did hear the Zappa one...Zappa was awesome!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #1375
                      Re: Bill\'s Place

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      frank zappa's "catholic girls" was great. ever hear it?

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      "catholic girls, in the rectory basement"
                      "father riley's a fairy, but it don't bother mary"

                      "with a tongue like a cow, she could make you say WOW"


                      Am i thinking of the right one?
                      Tarbaby Fraser.

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                      • #1376
                        Re: Bill\'s Place

                        nice jimmy!!! dead on balls accurate.

                        "catholic girls, with a tiny little mustache"
                        "they're learning to blow all the catholic boys,
                        warren cucorullo, catholic boys, kinda young, kinda wow"
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #1377
                          Re: Bill\'s Place

                          ok, that's the one. cool tune man.
                          Tarbaby Fraser.

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                          • #1378
                            Re: Bill\'s Place

                            Hey man!!!!!!!!!

                            OMFG.....!!!!!!

                            Do you know what ....!!!!!

                            The very day I was in a Roman Catholic Church...the pope had to get an emergency throat job...coincedence?????!!!!

                            I think NOT!!!!

                            and God does work in very mysterious ways my friends..

                            EXAMPLE...The dick from Korn quits the band because he found God...

                            But the Pope needs a Tracheonomy (sp)..???????!!!!!


                            ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the irony!!!!!!!

                            ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the agony!!!!!!!!!!

                            ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm fuggin phenom!!!!!

                            no disrepect to the Pope...although a pleasant conversation between the two of us would probably kill him..or make his cool hat spin like a top.

                            I want a hat like that....I must go to the Pontiffs R Us store and buy one.

                            BTW...I been reading the Bible..."The new american" version....man , its almost ebonical....boy did they dummy down this book...I like the part wher God thought making man was a terrible mistake so he kills off the entire planet including innocent children in the great flood....just Noah and his family survived ...along with all those animal , snakes and bugs...because Noah was the ONLY man without sin..

                            just to read a little futher to learn that Noah was sodomized by his own son....hey man I'm not making this crap up....it all in there....and it is hilarious!!!!

                            and I made a awesome observation in church last night....during communion...I notice that the preist puts the host into your hand now...instead of your mouth...

                            when I was a kid if anyone touches "the body of Chirst" besides Clergy....your ass fried in fuggin' hell!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            It is nice to know that God is lightening up a tad..

                            maybe someday being queer will no longer be an abomination ...but encouraged in this ever changing religion..it's sure looking that way...cool.
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #1379
                              Re: Bill\'s Place

                              They'll still put it in your mouth if you don't hold your hands out, in most parishes.
                              That kinda sounds wrong, reading it after it's written down... yeah, the church has condoned gays in the priesthood for about 500 years... since about the time it forbade priests to have wives. That was a bad move IMO, but I'm not a 'good' Catholic so who cares what I think?

                              This Pope is a pretty cool guy though IMO; faced down the Nazis, helped break the Berlin Wall and Iron Curtain, got shot and got back up. He's better than 95% of all the Popes the Roman Catholic Church has had, but even a Pope can't move a monolith much. 2,000 years of inertia is a mother to counteract.
                              Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                              • #1380
                                Re: Bill\'s Place

                                that's right Rich

                                Does anyone really know why that Clergy must be celibate..

                                Does anyone really know why the Catholic Church doesn't not allow clergy to marry...

                                The answer is money...they want all the accumative assets of all preists to be left to the Church...and NOT to any other beneficiaries when they die..

                                This is very very true...I had a very long talk with Vinny's pastor of his school...and when I told him my theory...he stated to me "Theory nothin' , that is pure fact"!!!

                                wow...now it all makes PERFECT sense.
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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